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Uncle Dane

@uncledane.com
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Engineer Team Fortress 2. MAXIMUM DAMAGE. Creator of uncletopia.com

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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 16/08/2025
There is an oversight with the map Rumford: it sounds too much like Bumfart. This is a known issue listed on the wiki and will hopefully be patched by the developers.
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 06/07/2025
Did you guys know that Scout double jumps because he likes it
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 04/07/2025
been big into orange movies lately
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 01/07/2025
Laughed my you-know-what off recording this video the other night. (fyi it was my ass. my ass was what I laughed off..) www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxO2...
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I'm Just One Uncle... Among Thousands
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 23/06/2025
Official MvM update coming in October?? www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=...
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 10/05/2025
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 03/05/2025
Valve should try and make a card game again. They foolishly tried to release Artifact during the icky Hearthstone era. But now we live in the age of Balatro. Pokemon Pocket. Marvel Snap. People like digital card games now. It's time to dust off the Artifact I think, I'm ready to give another shot.
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 30/04/2025
I kinda hope shadow dropping becomes the new game release meta. Eliminate overblown expectations by allowing zero time for people to form them in the first place. Like, despite the performance issues Oblivion Remastered has, it hurts significantly less since I didn't have to wait months to play.
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 27/04/2025
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 23/04/2025
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 21/04/2025
You're a lesser imp to me, pal. nothin but a level 1 skeleton archer. I just looted you and got some bone dust and 3 gold. defeated 19 other mobs just like you for this quest, bud. keep talkin
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 20/04/2025
A lot of comments on my recent vid saying it's a sign that I've been recording the "I Main Spy Now" video. Sorry to disappoint, but I've been doing them in order of my least-played to most. So Spy is not next. I'll just go ahead and let ya know: it's gonna be Scout. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5STK...
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Stop Chasing Spies
YouTube video by Uncle Dane
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 04/04/2025
bad news: the uncles have taken the fort
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 01/04/2025
I got sick and tired of people ruthlessly killing my clones over and over again in One Thousand Uncles, so I gave them all 100% guaranteed crits. Have fun getting one-shot by the Pomson from across the map! Happy April 1st >:)
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 30/03/2025
me when I'm 2 health
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 30/03/2025
If Valve ever does get rid of Casual Mode and replaces it with Quickplay, I would be completely okay with that. I am not a diehard defender of the current matchmaking system. I just want to be able to play TF2. I will always be satisfied with whatever system that allows me to do that.
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 18/03/2025
Did you even say thank you once for the dispenser?? www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDQD...
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This game sometimes...
YouTube video by Uncle Dane
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 18/03/2025
sometimes it just be like that
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 28/02/2025
I fear I may be starting to love using the jet pack on Pyro. It's given me some of the most embarrassing deaths I've ever had, but at the same time I've never gotten more kills as Pyro while using it. Pairing with Backburner and Axtinguisher for best results.
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 15/02/2025
I'm glad One Thousand Uncles is a thing, but the downside is that now every time I open TF2 I just end up joining a server and spectating players for hours like it's my own little ant farm and I never get around to playing normal TF2.
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 09/02/2025
laughing at these photos of chimps making out. So funny
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 31/01/2025
Yay I got Togetic
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 29/01/2025
If we're in the Matrix so machines can use us for batteries, it must be pretty annoying for them when a battery dies because it did something stupid like choke on a peanut or kick a beehive
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 27/01/2025
Skyrim and Elder Scrolls 6 are gonna be like 18 years apart by the time it comes out and like honestly at that point just don't even bother making it
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 23/01/2025
The Disney Renaissance (1989 - 1999) was a period in which Disney popped off and went on a decade-long spree making some of their best animated movies of all time. I hadn't seen most of these since I was a kid, so for ten days I watched all of them. Here are my current rankings (in my opinion!)
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 23/04/2024
bullets are kind of like... gun mana. haha idk :)
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Uncle Dane @uncledane.com · 07/11/2023
Team Fortress 2 is pretty fun
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