Sign in

Nintendo .DS_Store

@slim.bsky.social
1.8K followers 61 following 538 posts

Pidgin algebraist, baseball influencer slim.computer

PostsRepliesMedia
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"I just preferred the pacing of the book. The main character's arc felt a lot more believable," I say, taking another huge bite of my Uncrustable as my interlocutor nods on appreciatively
An upright collection of coffee table art books, including National Geographic's "Spectacle," Lonely Planet's "The Place to Be," Thames & Hudson's "What is Painting?" by Julian Bell (title typeset in Lydian so you know they're angling for a specific Vibe). Amid the serene blue spines stands a comparably-sized bright yellow entry published by DK, titled "THE BEE BOOK" in bold black lettering.
060
Reposted by Nintendo .DS_Store
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
thank you all for joining me on 2024, a space odyssey
A three-panel photo strip captioned "Me on new year". [23:59] A woman in a yellow tank top and tight braided bun sits at a desk, typing in front of an older desktop computer. [0:00] The woman turns away from the computer towards the camera, smiling and making "peace" signs with both hands. [0:01] The woman has returned to working on the computer. In fact, this panel is identical to the 23:59 photo.
0401
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
My talk "Concrete syntax matters, actually" from the Topos Institute Colloquium is now available! www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQjr...
youtube.com
Slim Lim: "Concrete syntax matters, actually"
YouTube video by Topos Institute
0314
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
and yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self
Photo taken in a MUJI store of a hand holding up a clear packet containing a wool-felted sheep ornament. Both "Animal Sheep" and "wool felt" are labeled on the packaging
0170
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I started furiously listening to Mayday on repeat bc my (Taiwanese) mom commented that my accent has gotten more PRC-sounding. But now whenever she says anything to me I respond by belting out 「那一天 那一刻那個場景/你出現在我生命~」 and she thinks I'm doing a stereotype. Does anyone have advice?
010
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Business Algebraist at McKinsey and Company
080
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
You show up expecting a normal gate but no, the transfer takes almost 30 minutes and the entire building feels like a memory leak hanging on by a forgotten reference cycle. Sublime
060
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
LAX gate 52 ("the Eagle's nest") was clearly conceived as a malediction against heap allocation. They ran out of space in the terminals proper, so "gate" 52 is actually a bus through utter no man's land to an abject satellite building with subscripted gates 52A-52I
150
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I can't believe it took us until 2025 to have an individual champion
050
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Congratulations to Yoshinobu Yamamoto on being the first baseball player in MLB history to win the World Series alone!
1180
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I'm delivering tremendous value in the enterprise Slack
Slack thread in #all-water-cooler: this past weekend some friends invited me to watch the first game of the world series, in part so i could learn how to watch baseball.

they kept recommending a slide deck which explained how the game worked, made by "some rando on the internet".
this is what they shared with me:
https://slim.computer/assets/teaching/ baseball.pdf

at first i thought maybe this deck was made by some other person who happened to call themselves "slim lim".
but after a few slides i was convinced it was made by our own @sliminal and eerie.

28 :slim: reacts
081
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
slim.computer/blug/going-n...
slim.computer
Overflowing with thoughts; at a loss for words
3213
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
New blug: feeling like I’ve gotten better at conceptualizing and worse at verbalizing over time
 I don’t know how this works for everyone else, so here’s an example: suppose I’m engaged in a back-and-forth with a knowledgeable interlocutor on a reasonably nuanced topic, say, baseball or the desired behavior of a particular programming language construct or why a particular person we both know behaves the way they do. Or suppose I’m reading a blog post that lays out a multifaceted argument in favor of some proposal. As soon as I understand what the person is saying (which is very much not a given), an entire response—enthusiastic partial agreement, hesitant elaboration, and multi-subpoint refutation framed by indignation—materializes all at once within my body in pre-linguistic form, and I feel overwhelmed trying to even capture it for myself, let alone convey it to another party. In practice, this usually manifests as me staring into space while speaking comically slowly, or stammering and replacing words with noises which, to me, capture the underlying emotion and therefore both denotation and connotation, but to everyone else just sound like noises. A far cry from the supposedly “articulate” communication my teachers once commended!
3150
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I take everything really seriously, by this definition :)
110
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
@danabra.mov relevant to your interests types.pl/@markusde@ma...
types.pl
types.pl
030
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Happy to :) it's a beautiful tradition, I hope it never dies out fully!
000
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Somehow I accidentally spawned a copy of the game in picture-in-picture, and I didn't notice for 3 innings (due to not looking at the screen) until Truf walked in and said "why does the game have a second, smaller version of itself playing in the corner" anyways, let's go baseball!!!!!
140
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
World Series Game 1: Dodgers @ Blue Jays (W, 11-4) We recently got a television off Marketplace Zuckerberg. The main challenge is remembering to look at the screen, because I'll be focused on my scoresheet while listening attentively to the announcers and then forget to actually watch.
Scorebook filled out in pencil for the Toronto Blue Jays' (Yesavage) 11-4 win at home over the Los Angeles Dodgers (Snell) in Game 1 of the 2025 World Series, October 24. The Dodgers took an early lead in the 2nd and 3rd inning on a series of walks and singles, until the Jays' center fielder Varsho tied the game with a two-run home run in the 4th. The score remained even until the top of the 6th, when the Dodgers' starting pitcher Snell loaded the bases with no outs on a walk, hit, and hit by pitch. This prompted a Dodgers bullpen implosion, allowing the Blue Jays to score 9 runs in the 6th inning across 12 plate appearances. Notably, the Jays' Addison Barger accomplished the first pinch-hit grand slam in World Series history during this inning.
3220
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
My work laptop just force-updated to macOS Tahoe and it's an enormous blast from the past because I once used Glasklart on my jailbroken iPod touch
140
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
wait how is Rino skating third????
000
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I just "fuck yeah"ed like I've never "fuck yeah"ed before
030
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
WiFi didn't work on the flight home, so I had no choice but to spend seven hours listening to West Side Story (1961 and 2009 cast recordings obvi) ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
070
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
LET'S GOOOO
080
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I'm not a functional programmer because of the company I work for; I'm a functional programmer because of the company that allowed me to broadcast 140-character pseudorandom neuron-firings to the only people who would get them, and which has devolved into a fash hellscape bizarrely obsessed with IQ
0110
Reposted by Nintendo .DS_Store
Satnam Singh @satnam6502.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
The video recording of my ICFP 2025 keynote talk Functional Programming for Hardware Design is up on YouTube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oBO...
youtube.com
[ICFP/SPLASH'25] Orchid Plenary Ballroom - ICFP Papers and Events (Oct 13th)
YouTube video by ACM SIGPLAN
1225
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
The actual problem is that I have approx. 40 people I enjoy talking to and hearing from, so losing touch with 1/3 of them represents a huge contraction in my social environment
140
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
IATA classifies coconuts (specifically the inside meat, copra) as a combustion risk; umbrellas are pokey weapon-shaped; I believe India specifically scrutinizes spice mixes to rule out explosives?
010
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I miss when Shriram would reply to someone while forgetting to set "reply" and then everyone would just dunk on it, and I also miss when the community could have any sort of interesting discussion in public but also somewhat insulated from unserious trolls/onlookers
1100
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I've done a bad job posting here, because it's sort of become the nothingburger estuary for my interests: Mastodon has more PL weenies, Twitter has more chatter overall (even though half of it is insipid and I'm also effectively shadowbanned by virtue of not paying a monthly tithe to Elon Musk)
150
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
In retrospect, it's not clear how much of my post-COVID depression stemmed from social distancing as such versus the demise of PL Twitter
180
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I miss PL Twitter so much. There has truly been no replacement. We're fragmented now across three websites, and it sucks!!
2311
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
ONE OF US ONE OF US
020
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Gone but never forgotten (to the extent it was ever known in the first place…)
000
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
My strongest-held opinion is that everyone should have a few pieces of art that immediately send their souls to Mars. This is the privilege of being human, to dance with the sublime.
040
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
"Somewhere" was chilling:
110
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I saw the late Michael Morgan conduct the music from West Side Story with the Oakland Symphony and four remarkable soloists, two years before his passing. It was far from perfectly polished, yet utterly rapturous nonetheless, perhaps my favorite classical concert ever? "Tonight" was triumphant:
110
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I really do think West Side Story is the superlative American composition of the 20th century, and I am ordinarily not into musicals or even vocals. I've spent probably thousands of hours listening to the score, and I still grow verklempt from Bernstein's passion and harmonic creativity every time
150
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
anti-anti-fascists one got me
040
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
minus the grousing in the middle and the statement about the Dodger dog, I think I've made literally every remark in this video
040
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
A lifetime of media underrepresentation has left me wholly unprepared for this moment. My head is spinning; I don't know how to respond
140
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
AI-based frontend development has the same problems as Dreamweaver-era WYSIWYG editors: you're supposed to be able to manually edit the HTML, but in practice you absolutely cannot because each seemingly-innocuous change produces fifty <span>&nbsp;</span> elements and invisible tables under the hood
2231
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Is this order WS-based? Kinda surprised
000
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Yeah I fell off the pitch tracking after awhile bc the at-bats were shorter and there was so much action
110
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I'm furiously catching up between innings as it is! Thank you Rob Manfred………
010
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
This is Slim's Law: in the limit, every mainstream social hobby becomes a solo activity demanding intense concentration and specialized notation.
0131
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Unfortunately I had such a great time that now, attending games with (less intense) friends presents an opportunity cost to scoring from the good seats…
280
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I went to a baseball game alone on Friday night, and it was the most fun I've had in recent memory!! I found a great ticket on last-minute resale. Brought my radio and scored the entire game listening to the broadcast with one earbud in. Giants won, and there was a Pokémon drone show afterwards!
View of the infield from my seat, about 13 rows back and a section past 3rd base. Holding a tray of lumpia in the foregroundPostgame Jumbotron showing the final score of Oreos 8 runs, 10 hits, 3 errors and Giants 15 runs, 18 hits, 0 errors. Season high runs scored! Fans clad in orange-and-black (incidentally the colors of both teams) standing jubilant against the night skyA drone conflagration forming a 3D Pokéball and the text "Gotcha!" in the night sky, framed by a yellow foul pole and conspicuously-named Bank of America arcade seatsAn open scorebook with the game details penciled in, showing 15 runs scored by the giants, and a transparent Sangean pocket radio with an attached monobud
2351
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Every "unstyled" component library I've seen is, in fact, styled from the useragent defaults, sometimes significantly so. I'm interpreting "unstyled" now to mean "minimally-styled and easily-editable" with maybe some agnosticism re: styling approach?
000
Nintendo .DS_Store @slim.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Wait so in frontend land, "headless" just means "minimally-styled"?
240
Reposted by Nintendo .DS_Store
Conor Titania Mc Bride @pigworker.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I live for ideas. Nobody wants them. I live to see you need them.
082