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🩷💜💙. millennial. gaylor. she/her. ENM. ATL N2: I got to sing High Infidelity with Taylor on April 29.

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 51m
Thinking about but first pull the string and I’ll tell you that he RUNS because he loves me and the RUN directive in patient zero and pulling strings tied to levers and give the people what they want and move on and I’m immortal now baby dolls and my boy only breaks his favorite toys
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 1h
SPOILERS AHEAD Love wins AND a 112 reference? 👀
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 1h
We were not in the dream or performance for that appearance.
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 1h
She also emphasized in the long pond sessions that august ISNT a dream, so I think that Grammys mashup where she played august, all too well, and ikiiky on the surprise song piano with POPPIES on her dress was definitely some kind of signal of a “wakeful” time.
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 10h
Noooo 😭😭😭
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h
Like something bonkers HAS to happen, right?
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h
I didn’t see it until a month or two ago and I was like COME ON 😂 The planets and the fates and the stars all aligned indeed, Miss Swift
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 16h
Reminder/ for reference, this was in CHANI’s Year at a Glance 2026 prediction 🤭
On the 29th of June, Jupiter moves into Leo, which gives us a big boost of celebrity energy. I am not saying that because I like celebrities - I actually don't think we should have celebrities
— and there's this feeling of like pomp and circumstance and a bigness that comes through with a Jupiter in Leo. It's a very performative. It's very show-woman, show-man, show-person,
"the show must go on," circus performer archetype.
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 16h
Found it!
Saturday, October 3rd. And now by the time we get to October 7th, Mars is making a very exciting sextile to Uranus. This is a stimulating kind of aspect. It might harken back to something that happened around July 4th.
It might be a progression of something that occurred then.
That's when Mars and Uranus made a conjunction. This is the first aspect that they're making since that conjunction, so you might notice, like, "Oh yeah, something happened that is


CHANI app podcast
WEEK OF OCT 5 - 11
Rx tensions + a potent New Moonmight notice, like, "Oh yeah, something happened that is connected to what was going on in July." We might also notice that somewhere out in the world
as well. But this is a time to try something new, to be bold, to be daring, to self-express in a way that's really unique and true to you. It's time to take that action.
Like, if you've been on the fence, this is the time to be bold.
Wednesday, be bold.
Then on Saturday, we
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 16h
All her “cat” lover jokes
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 16h
One of her podcasts recently talked about something from July 4thish coming back around and I was like 👀 Let me see if I can find it
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wtf I’ve never heard of a betty hater
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Update no I cannot wear jeans lol I put them on while I did my makeup and I thought they were nice and loose but my back hurts so I will be wearing soft pants
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nooooo I’m so sorry about your foot! I was thinking my powerline shirt originally and then my spouse said people kinda do Hawaiian shirts at his shows so I figured why not
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I still don’t know how to confidently dress my body since Covid lockdown. Can I just wear not skinny jeans and my Powerline/ Goofy Movie Hawaiian shirt?
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m going to see Weird Al Yankovic tonight!
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh do they? 👀
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Alexis Rose Winks: Learn Something New Every Day
ALT: Alexis Rose Winks: Learn Something New Every Day
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve never seen a fan decoration like that until I watched Bad Sisters …which I was JUST talking about having weird synchronicities with patient zero 😅
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Very fucking cool! Spooky is normally not my vibe, but I LOVE a carnival aesthetic, and this is executed beautifully. Nice work! And everyone featured is gorgeous!
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hi Uncle Michael! ☺️💜
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
omg this is too perfect Taylor I NEED it
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s only sinister if she used her left hand, I don’t make the rules 🤷🏻‍♀️
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Awesome! I’ve never seen one in the wild! We had one as a class pet in 4th grade and she had babies in our care and I’ve thought they were so cool ever since. I recently had a dream I found an orchid mantis and I was SO BUMMED when I woke up and realized it wasn’t real 😂
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It didn’t do much for me except make it hard to pee 😂
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel you. I went to a TS dance party alone last year convinced I would make friends for the evening. I talked to one group in line at the bar for 2 minutes and then no one else for the rest of the night 😅😭
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Acoustic state of grace gets me every time. It sticks in my head and haunts me
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I see some good ones in there 👀
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you’re interested in some kind of checkin or something, I’ve been writing lately and would love someone to occasionally share my word count or jump on a zoom to body double with. Very low pressure, whatever won’t trigger demand avoidance 😅
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everything is so expensive 😭
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s beautiful and I know it smells good
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You’re not alone. I’ve been struggling with this so much the past year or so. 😭 And now that I’m thinking about dating there’s a whole new level of it and I don’t know how to stop just ignoring my messages and not wanting to talk to anyone. It feels like so much emotional work and I can’t do it 😭
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh that kid is never living that down and he knows it 💀
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Will we get shenanigans today? 👀
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t remember this but I do remember our black janitor Mr. Robinson coming in my 4th grade classroom to tell us the OJ verdict. He was so happy 😂
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You will, you will!! We have to take care of ourselves. 💜
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Awww that sucks so bad. I’m sorry.
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Winnnnn!
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Blanche's Bitch Face Side Eye
Alt: Blanche's Bitch Face Side Eye
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That not one mainstream outlet has picked up on a) the satire and b) the music industry as the love interest in so many of her songs—is baffling to me. They should absolutely be embarrassed.
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve had my shark for 12+ years and repaired it twice but I think it’s finally time to replace and I don’t wanna 😭
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly at this point it’d be a nice change 😂
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Disc 2” for 16 songs total still makes no sense to me 👀
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She also missed the part where the song doesn’t even say “he’s” the love of my life, but go off I guess girl 😑
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hear kids every time and today I had to go look at the lyrics because I couldn’t remember the real one
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think they arrived when all her music videos got put on Spotify
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every dang time. That show.
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s actually been a huge relief to me that my last two dogs came with names and I just got to riff on them. 😂 Nutmeg is nutty girl, nutmug, nutter, butter, pretty girl, buttmeg, buttmug, rat-dog, rat, and dobby. 😂
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reading these snippets…ugh. I hate it here
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oops, one more episode of season 1. I’ve been informed there’s a season 2 out.
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As far as the music app, they have my favorite station/random feature. I miss my stations, tbh 😭
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