slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 51mThinking about but first pull the string and I’ll tell you that he RUNS because he loves me and the RUN directive in patient zero and pulling strings tied to levers and give the people what they want and move on and I’m immortal now baby dolls and my boy only breaks his favorite toys 020
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 1hSPOILERS AHEAD Love wins AND a 112 reference? 👀 220
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 1hWe were not in the dream or performance for that appearance. 020
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 1hShe also emphasized in the long pond sessions that august ISNT a dream, so I think that Grammys mashup where she played august, all too well, and ikiiky on the surprise song piano with POPPIES on her dress was definitely some kind of signal of a “wakeful” time. 130
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14hLike something bonkers HAS to happen, right? 020
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14hI didn’t see it until a month or two ago and I was like COME ON 😂 The planets and the fates and the stars all aligned indeed, Miss Swift 010
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 16hReminder/ for reference, this was in CHANI’s Year at a Glance 2026 prediction 🤭 120
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 16hOne of her podcasts recently talked about something from July 4thish coming back around and I was like 👀 Let me see if I can find it 220
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 07/10/2026wtf I’ve never heard of a betty hater 140
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Update no I cannot wear jeans lol I put them on while I did my makeup and I thought they were nice and loose but my back hurts so I will be wearing soft pants 050
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Nooooo I’m so sorry about your foot! I was thinking my powerline shirt originally and then my spouse said people kinda do Hawaiian shirts at his shows so I figured why not 000
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I still don’t know how to confidently dress my body since Covid lockdown. Can I just wear not skinny jeans and my Powerline/ Goofy Movie Hawaiian shirt? 020
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m going to see Weird Al Yankovic tonight! 4130
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh do they? 👀static.klipy.comAlexis Rose Winks: Learn Something New Every DayALT: Alexis Rose Winks: Learn Something New Every Day 020
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’ve never seen a fan decoration like that until I watched Bad Sisters …which I was JUST talking about having weird synchronicities with patient zero 😅 000
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Very fucking cool! Spooky is normally not my vibe, but I LOVE a carnival aesthetic, and this is executed beautifully. Nice work! And everyone featured is gorgeous! 020
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026omg this is too perfect Taylor I NEED it 010
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s only sinister if she used her left hand, I don’t make the rules 🤷🏻♀️ 150
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Awesome! I’ve never seen one in the wild! We had one as a class pet in 4th grade and she had babies in our care and I’ve thought they were so cool ever since. I recently had a dream I found an orchid mantis and I was SO BUMMED when I woke up and realized it wasn’t real 😂 010
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It didn’t do much for me except make it hard to pee 😂 000
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I feel you. I went to a TS dance party alone last year convinced I would make friends for the evening. I talked to one group in line at the bar for 2 minutes and then no one else for the rest of the night 😅😭 120
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Acoustic state of grace gets me every time. It sticks in my head and haunts me 060
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you’re interested in some kind of checkin or something, I’ve been writing lately and would love someone to occasionally share my word count or jump on a zoom to body double with. Very low pressure, whatever won’t trigger demand avoidance 😅 020
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It’s beautiful and I know it smells good 000
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You’re not alone. I’ve been struggling with this so much the past year or so. 😭 And now that I’m thinking about dating there’s a whole new level of it and I don’t know how to stop just ignoring my messages and not wanting to talk to anyone. It feels like so much emotional work and I can’t do it 😭 040
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh that kid is never living that down and he knows it 💀 280
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don’t remember this but I do remember our black janitor Mr. Robinson coming in my 4th grade classroom to tell us the OJ verdict. He was so happy 😂 131
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You will, you will!! We have to take care of ourselves. 💜 010
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comBlanche's Bitch Face Side EyeAlt: Blanche's Bitch Face Side Eye 120
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That not one mainstream outlet has picked up on a) the satire and b) the music industry as the love interest in so many of her songs—is baffling to me. They should absolutely be embarrassed. 140
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ve had my shark for 12+ years and repaired it twice but I think it’s finally time to replace and I don’t wanna 😭 010
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Honestly at this point it’d be a nice change 😂 040
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Disc 2” for 16 songs total still makes no sense to me 👀 170
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026She also missed the part where the song doesn’t even say “he’s” the love of my life, but go off I guess girl 😑 160
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I hear kids every time and today I had to go look at the lyrics because I couldn’t remember the real one 010
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think they arrived when all her music videos got put on Spotify 110
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s actually been a huge relief to me that my last two dogs came with names and I just got to riff on them. 😂 Nutmeg is nutty girl, nutmug, nutter, butter, pretty girl, buttmeg, buttmug, rat-dog, rat, and dobby. 😂 051
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Reading these snippets…ugh. I hate it here 020
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oops, one more episode of season 1. I’ve been informed there’s a season 2 out. 100
slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As far as the music app, they have my favorite station/random feature. I miss my stations, tbh 😭 110