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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

No one on threads appreciated the irony of someone taking me putting ‘No More Dead Dogs’ in my little free library as a challenge, so I’m sharing it here. 🤭 (spoiler alert!)

SPOILERS!

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A little free library shelf with “Where the Red Fern Grows” and “No More Dead Dogs” side by side.

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This is always my reaction when I see a stranger on one of our posts

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Reminder/ for reference, this was in CHANI’s Year at a Glance 2026 prediction 🤭

On the 29th of June, Jupiter moves into Leo, which gives us a big boost of celebrity energy. I am not saying that because I like celebrities - I actually don't think we should have celebrities
— and there's this feeling of like pomp and circumstance and a bigness that comes through with a Jupiter in Leo. It's a very performative. It's very show-woman, show-man, show-person,
"the show must go on," circus performer archetype.

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The website background looks like the wall behind her!

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What do we think this background is? I’m looking at the circular indents 👀

Backdrop of TS site for Patient Zero drop

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I got a bad gateway when I tried to click “shop by album” earlier and then it reloaded, so def could be merch

11:37 am EDT
502 Bad Gateway
taylorswift.Ink.to

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is what the lyrics look like on Apple Music, for the record. Every “0f a sh0wgirl” has zeros

Lyrics on Apple Music to the life of a showgirl featuring Sabrina Carpenter)
than a peach
But you don't know the life 0f a sh0wgirl, babe
And you're never, ever gonna
Wait, the more you play, the more that you pay
You're softer than a kitten so
You don't know
•••

Normal lyrics on Apple Music to the song the Life of a Showgirl (feat. Sabrina carpenter

50 in the cast, zero missteps
Looking back, l guess it was kismet
I waited by the stage door
Packed in with the autograph hounds
Barking her name
Then glowing like
•••

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’m sure yall talked about this back in June, but I got a huge kick out of reading it last night 🤭 Show-woman, show-man, show-person, eh? Circus performer, you say?

CHANI APP TRANSCRIPT of 2026 AT A GLANCE

On the 29th of June, Jupiter moves into Leo, which gives us a big boost of celebrity energy. I am not saying that because I like celebrities — I actually don't think we should have celebrities
— and there's this feeling of like pomp and circumstance and a bigness that comes through with a Jupiter in Leo. It's a very performative. It's very show-woman, show-man, show-person,
"the show must go on," circus performer archetype.

04:57 TIME STAMP on audio

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

When I get mad that swiffers can’t see what’s happening, I remind myself that these are the people we’re arguing with. “She’s literal except when she’s not!”

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Excuse me, Kam reporting for duty as a “Rewards ANALYST”?!? And a wink after saying, “I leave that up to karma” !!!

Still from a video on Kamnsaunders Instagram account with the caption “rewards analyst reporting for duty”

The frame of the video has him saying, “I leave that up to karma.”

Still from a video on Kamnsaunders Instagram account with the caption “rewards analyst reporting for duty”

The frame of the video has him winking just after saying, “I leave that up to karma.”

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The one on the left reminds me of the eras tour bracelets in the stands, and the one on the right reminds me of those sound equalizer bars that used to be on things like windows media player

Google image results for sound equalizer bars, also called audio visualizers, which are stacks of colored blocks

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Okay but we can’t forget the gift that was this iconic golden globes look

Taylor Swift at the 2019 Golden Globes in a floor length black dress with off the shoulder straps

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Interesting photo choice since the IKIIKY-related pics have mostly been that gay-ass western outfit

Taylor nation’s Instagram post announcing Taylor Swift’s nomination for CMA awards single of the year for “I Knew It, I Knew You” featuring a closeup of Taylor’s face that was also used as the promo poster in the Target-exclusive vinyl for The Life of a Showgirl

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Last one i saw was this one, but idk if it’s the latest

Taylor Swift
Y'all Access w/ Kelly Sutton - Saturday at 2pm CT / 3pm ET
Country House Party —
Saturday at 7pm ET
American Country Countdown
- Saturday starting 6am ET
Here's all her interviews so far, who's planning to listen in on Saturday?

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Omg I had to go look. This is sending me 💀

Instagram comments on EliteDaily’s post about Travis’s dog and Taylor’s lies.

User A: The fact that Travis is always looking uncomfortable & NEVER says her name is sending me!

User B’s reply: Literally his podcast just release their first episode of S5 today and Travis mentioned his wife few times, so SYBAU

User A: NEWS FLASH!! I
just read that Travis Kelce
bought his OWN HOUSE in Ohio a few months before "their wedding" and they haven't been seen together in months! And the person actually @TK too!!
I TOLD
YALL IT WAS A LIE!! NOW GO ARGUE WITH LYING TS & YOUR MOMMA!

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Here is my complete look. Thank you for giving me the confidence to wear it out based on your feedback. 😘

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

“Seemed proud with how they came out” indeed 🤭

Caitlin Clark’s custom white Nikes with a pink to orange ombre and a caption that says, “Clark shared the shoes to her Instagram sorry and seemed proud with how they came out.”

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Does this work as an outfit for going out in 2026? I want to look gay like I want to kiss girls but also look hot af but not BE hot af (no pants)

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Not me fresh off Ted Lasso thinking “omg is that Dani Rojas?” 😂

Shirtless guys but one looks like Dani Rojas

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It’s this one! It has some spells in it, tarot spreads for full moon readings, and some other basic tarot stuff. It doesn’t have enough info to teach you about each card, so I wouldn’t recommend it as your only beginner resource, but I love the spreads and rituals.

Tarot by the Moon book by Victoria Constantino

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Thoughts on an official Taylor recording of “This Is What You Came For”? I think I’d rather have the “gold rush” mashup 🤭

This Is What You Came For (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault) (ft. Rihanna) ???
Stoner Thoughts
I am completely serious. Taylor wrote it; Rihanna slayyed it. What if they recorded a version TOGETHER???
Like Rihanna still opens the track in the sleek, lethal original vocal-then Taylor comes in with
"and everybody's watchin her," they harmonize the chorus, and it's even more banger than the OG
I say: Time for Taylor to open the vault and call Rihanna. We got This Is What You Came For a decade ago. Now give us the version we stayed for.

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This is so upsetting to me 😂😭 A single google search…

The cover of the lesbian magazine the ladder with two people standing at the bottom of a ladder into the clouds

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

*Cries with you from Tennessee.* I walked the dogs at 7:00 AM and broke out in a sweat. 😭

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I really gotta update my phone, lol 🙈

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Delphiniums are nature’s exclamation point?!? I know I just saw someone talking about exclamation points and her mentioning exclamation points in the podcast

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I know this is old but this picture contrasted with the wedding favors is making me giggle

A moody black and white Polaroid picture of Taylor swift with her arms on her head and her back half-turned to the camera. Her head is turned and she’s looking at the camera but part of her face is obscured. A handwritten caption has the lyrics “so it’s gonna be forever, or it’s gonna go down in flames.”

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

This has me clowning for the 15th now because what the fuck? “Air conditioner appreciation” started on their wedding day and the one detail he gave about his own fuckass wedding was about the AC?

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

But now I’ve got him thinking about so much more regarding sexuality in the media and I just love having a partner I can talk to about this stuff. 🥹 Media literacy is sexy.

Texts.

From spouse says: “Yeah for sure. Did the movie last night also have sort of parallel feelings for them and jessie with
buzz?”
My response: “YES
VERY LAVENDER CODED or at
least bi4bi but I didn't say
anything because I thought it
might be annoying”

Texts.
From spouse says: “I'm sure buzz almost is in love with woody more than Jessie
but feels that Jessie might be
the most "acceptable" closest
choice to marry? And Jessie
isn't interested in buzz like that.
Maybe wrestled with some
complicated feelings after losing
Emily 50 years earlier. It
definitely seemed like guys
weren't even on her radar, and
it's more placating buzz

Just some thoughts I've had
since watching

I definitely want to rewatch them
all in close succession with you
like you said”

My response: “Is it weird that this is maybe one of the hottest things you've ever said?”

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My very burly cishet male husband is a Gaylor and it’s one of my favorite things about him. Ever since I pointed out how the Two Hims interact, he’s been shipping Travis² with me hard.

Text to my spouse that says “ooh can I show you an old new piece of proof that Taylor and 🚜 are fake” with screenshots of The7WivesofRH’s post with a Pretty Man movie poster in the style of the Pretty Woman movie poster featuring Taylor and Travis.

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I went to a local craft market this weekend. Am I doing gay earrings right?

Two pairs of earrings: one rainbows with small clouds and the other salted pretzels.

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

My life has been chaos this week, but I did participate in souplor celebrations a day late (and forgot to post last night) Happy Halloween, gays in my phone 🩷💜💙

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Okay so these aren’t necessarily anti-Gaylor, but I was just so bothered by these interpretations.

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

His love was the key that opened my thighs and the crowd is king and all

Taylor swift sitting on a hairpin chair in the scallop bodysuit during the eras tour vigilante shit performance. Her legs are spread.

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

I believe you but this is mine right now

Screenshot of Spotify actually romantic lyrics by Taylor swift

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

I should probably put this on my own page, but look! She’s mocking fakes!

Two Google search results, one dated May 30, 2017 with headlines saying: “Gucci becomes ‘Guccy’ for its cruise collection” and “Gucci mocks the fakes with ‘Guccy’”

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

I don’t have time to review these songs right now, but I want to put this here. I went to look at the Honey lyrics and noticed they are missing. Which led me to investigate which other songs were missing lyrics. See below. Eldest Daughter Father Figure CANCELLED! Honey

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Have we talked about the “grave” connection between “the 1” and “The Fate of Ophelia”? I don’t think I’ve seen anyone mention it yet

The 1 lyrics by Taylor Swift: in my defense, I have none
For digging up the grave another time
But it would've been fun
If you would've been the one

The fate of Ophelia lyrics by Taylor swift: Late one night
You dug me out of my grave and
Saved my heart from the fate of
Ophelia

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