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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

No one: My brain: PINK CLOUD, PINK CLOUD

slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I need some other gaylors to watch Bad Sisters because the first episode has a guy in a band named *Exile in Babylon* and SPOILER there’s a scene very similar to the Patient Zero video where an abusive man drives recklessly

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m binging Bad Sisters today so what a weird fuckin time to pause and watch the Patient Zero music video

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Whoever predicted we’re getting more songs on “Disc 2” of the encore, I’m in the clown car with you. I bet she announces them tonight. The Disc 2 thing made my spidey senses tingle too and I didn’t know why. It doesn’t make sense to have a second disc for 4 songs.

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Has anyone connected the reeling in patient zero with the atw movie and the lover video yet

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Idk if it means anything but Babylon has been buggy as hell for me. At the drop it wouldn’t play on Apple at first, then it did, & the lyrics were there on my 1st listen. Then the lyrics went away & didn’t come back for me that night. I watched the lyrics video last night and today it won’t play.

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I actually think the lyric video for Cleveland! takes away from the show tunes vibe and the dance number with jazz hands I pictured in my head the first time I heard it

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You look like Taylor Swift in this light, we’re loving it—> I bet he even said "l love you' first

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m not on Twitter or TikTok but I’m having a grand ole time reading y’all’s screenshots of genpop’s takes from over there, keep them coming

static.klipy.com

Baninay Bautista Laughing at Phone

Alt: Baninay Bautista Laughing at Phone

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The “he’s a human exclamation mark” comment on the podcast means these tracks were at least planned, if not written before original showgirl release

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Come on y’all, it’s a joke. I think it’s hilarious

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anna | heard evermore x peter live @goldrushmaroon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Cleveland is just London boy in another font

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pink clouding definitely names every color of the lesbian flag

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craven (so it goes…) 🧡🌈🪞 @jadegolduck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Patient Zero PZ 16:25 or 4:25 4/25 is the day we time traveled to on 11/22/24

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The website background looks like the wall behind her!

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So the countdown was showgirl type curtains (curtains as in, the end?) but the drop is very much NOT showgirl aesthetic

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💜Mali💜 @booplor13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

so 000 is the "error message" for "program executed successfully" which could mean nothing

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is what the lyrics look like on Apple Music, for the record. Every “0f a sh0wgirl” has zeros

Lyrics on Apple Music to the life of a showgirl featuring Sabrina Carpenter)
than a peach
But you don't know the life 0f a sh0wgirl, babe
And you're never, ever gonna
Wait, the more you play, the more that you pay
You're softer than a kitten so
You don't know
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Normal lyrics on Apple Music to the song the Life of a Showgirl (feat. Sabrina carpenter

50 in the cast, zero missteps
Looking back, l guess it was kismet
I waited by the stage door
Packed in with the autograph hounds
Barking her name
Then glowing like
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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Omg I think I just got asked on my first gay date

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hate her because why am I, a 41 yo woman, trying to explain to my husband how something’s coming because of an extra piece of fucking digital paper sticking out

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Thinking about “now we’re at the *starting* line, I did my time”

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Idk why but I just assumed Florence was older than me but I am shocked to find out that she just turned 40 because that means she wrote LUNGS when she was fucking 21 years old?!?!

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

When I get mad that swiffers can’t see what’s happening, I remind myself that these are the people we’re arguing with. “She’s literal except when she’s not!”

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Excuse me, Kam reporting for duty as a “Rewards ANALYST”?!? And a wink after saying, “I leave that up to karma” !!!

Still from a video on Kamnsaunders Instagram account with the caption “rewards analyst reporting for duty”

The frame of the video has him saying, “I leave that up to karma.”

Still from a video on Kamnsaunders Instagram account with the caption “rewards analyst reporting for duty”

The frame of the video has him winking just after saying, “I leave that up to karma.”

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Elmo? When Nov 10 is Sesame Street Day??!

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Interesting photo choice since the IKIIKY-related pics have mostly been that gay-ass western outfit

Taylor nation’s Instagram post announcing Taylor Swift’s nomination for CMA awards single of the year for “I Knew It, I Knew You” featuring a closeup of Taylor’s face that was also used as the promo poster in the Target-exclusive vinyl for The Life of a Showgirl

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Y’all my 12 year old was asking me about the re-records this morning and he goes, “She should do ‘Taylor Swift’ last, so she can finish where it all started,” and I—I didn’t know he even thought about things like that 🥹

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Awww I just saw that the giant eras tour spreadsheet I had a google drive shortcut to has been deleted by the original owner. Is there a shared spreadsheet with outfits and surprise songs anyone can share with me?

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My bff and I broke up like a year, year and a half ago, and last I heard she was a bi-lor that thinks Travis is a real relationship. I am DYING to hear her explanation for the wedding circus.

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Here is my complete look. Thank you for giving me the confidence to wear it out based on your feedback. 😘

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I need your help! Outfit pics time! My hair isn’t done though 😅

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

So I basically know what kind of relationship age differences make sense and are acceptance for heterosexual couples. How do you decide what you’re comfortable with as a lesbian, NB, or bisexual person in a same-sex relationship? How does that differ based on your intentions for the relationship?

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I bought this black satin shirt before my Vegas trip that I never ended up wearing. It’s cropped and ties and is very BOOB-Y. I was planning to ask yall if it works as part of an outfit for the gay bar this week. Now that I feel like I need to honor Dolly, I’m even more determined to wear

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I cannot tell y’all how much I’m dying that I’m not at home so I can dig up the picture of me in 4th grade next to DOLLY CARTON, the character I created for our unit on EGGS in the gifted kid class

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’m really sorry if me getting high and posting revelations from four albums ago that probably aren’t revelations at all is annoying 😅

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My hyperfixation clicked the fuck ON yesterday and I spent almost 3 hours sitting on the oceanfront balcony of my hotel watching Taylor content and at first I was like, “am I wasting my time? Is this dumb?”

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

So I was gonna watch the Grammy thing but I felt like I needed a refresher on Midnights and especially the Bejeweled video first and since I just listened to Lover it made sense to just keep following the story she is telling in order so

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I fucked up, y’all. Dolly said, “Goodbye, please don’t cry,” and I lost it. 😭😭😭 youtu.be/pW2TgGy5gjY?...

youtu.be

Dolly Parton - I Will Always Love You (Live)

YouTube video by ShoutFactoryVEVO

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Okay so I’ve listened to Lover several times this week but kept getting interrupted and today was no different but I finally got to focus long enough to hear the story of “meet me in the afterglow after I come out in this next track, I made this into a big thing in my head, but don’t go. I don’t

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Took a gummy and listened to all of Lover on the beach and i’m having a lot of feelings

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I did NOT having crying about Dolly Parton on the beach on my bingo card for today, but here we are 😭

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Is this a bad time to confess that for the longest time I thought it was “losing on card game bets with Dolly”?

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I knew we’d get movement while I was at the beach this week 😝

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I always listen to the live version of Death By a Thousand Cuts and after just accidentally hearing the album version, I must stand by my opinion that the stripped down version is superior.

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