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Good to see obnoxious "funny" insurance commercials are still ubiquitous. I'm pretty sure at least half of the last shitty novel I wrote was just descriptions of a series of insurance commercials.

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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Scientists observing animals: They may seem to mourn their dead but we must be never allow ourselves to anthropomorphize these creatures. Scientists observing software programmed to shit out bad country songs & undress pictures of random women: We have created God

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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The baby is constantly making annoyed grunts & growls of exertion like a stymied anime character. Her first word will be てめえ

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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am the DFL candidate for Grand Moff of Minnesota district 5 & I would appreciate your vote in November

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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When the punk band pulls out a melodica 🧐

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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Don't all the dipshit spec ops dorks grow stupid performative beards? Or are they only allowed to do that once they get mercenary jobs? Have movies lied to me, sir?

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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

To my uncomprehending infant: "Hmm that hack Inarritu snuck one into theaters again. Who greenlights this shit?"

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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wife allowed a firmware update on the TV. I've never seen her so apologetic.

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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Choosin' Texas is a song? I thought it was a slang term for rejecting the vitamin K shot they give newborns

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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If I don't somehow get an actual respectable career in the next few months I will lose my mind. Hearing acquaintances talk about work trips to Budapest & so forth is causing extreme psychic damage.

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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fixed my stereo by spraying a bunch of chemicals inside of it.

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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hmmm... I don't know what any of this is.

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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Lol. Always a good sign that your system works well

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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

100%. I already had to hold back ranting about just that for the sake of the wife's sanity

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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yeah it's the worst. I can't imagine how a single mother wpuld manage to run around & get all the paperwork signed & submitted

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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

MN paid leave is a theoretically great program implemented in the dumbest & most annoying way imaginable to ensure that as few people use it as possible.

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