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Sleekvira

@sleek.bsky.social
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I’m a delight. She/they. Banner art by Polly Nor.

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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 2h
I heard when you turn 40 you get to explode things like in Suspiria (2018)
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 2h
Hell yeah
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 2h
Guys in like a month I can’t make these kinda jokes anymore. Do you feel like you’re going to miss them
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 2h
I’m in the ‘forgot my mouthguard gotta go back downstairs and get it’ portion of my 30s.
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 2h
Fuckin truly
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 3h
Makes total sense that billions of us are passing around the same 20 dollars while the stock market soars. Totally.
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 3h
Turns out I’ve never experienced a Fall
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 3h
This kid and my mom would get along so well
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 3h
Shit yeah
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 5h
I know
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 11h
A few days ago, Nurse Hammam & his family survived an Israeli bombing in Gaza, but they lost their tent & are now homeless, hungry, sleeping on the streets with nothing. They urgently need $350 for a new tent & food. Every contribution could be a lifeline for them🙏💔 chuffed.org/project/1844...
Selfie of Hammam inside a tent with his mother comforting his disabled brother.A building or bridge after a bombing: rubble, dust, wires and concrete blocks lying on the floor.Nurse Hammam, smiling, at the hospital wearing a scrub with blue gloves, making a peace gesture with his fingers, surrounded with medical equipment.
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 7h
I hope John Toilet is doing well
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 12h
For Detroit 👁️
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 12h
If you have a fontaines dc presale link you aren’t using today you have to tell me 👁️
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 14h
I literally sleep on a firm mattress from before the 00s with a topper bc they’re so hard to find. Why’s everything gotta be trash
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is how I flirt (Halloween edition)
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Sexy Elvira Waving
Alt: Sexy Elvira Waving
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For science
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want to hear someone with a New Zealand accent say Omeprazole
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I live in the wrong part of the world stg. We get some mushrooms but where you’re at is next level
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We are optimists lol
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My typical pattern is this: excitedly preorder fall bulbs in the spring, get them in the fall and curse my past self bc I’m burned out from the garden.
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let it be known I bought AND planted some tulip bulbs before they absolutely languished and half of them went soft in the bag
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One of my cats stole a whole hot dog once, went running through the living room with it lol
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes one of my neighbors does this and I’m baffled
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nurse Hammam has risked his life to save the wounded & injured since the beginning of the war in Gaza. Right now his family is starving & homeless & his brother suffers from severe epileptic seizures. They need you today. Your support could save their lives. Please help🤲👇 chuffed.org/project/1844...
Nurse Hammam at work wearing a blue scrub and white medical gloves at the hospital, placing an IV drip on a patient's armNurse Hammam at work wearing blue hair protection, black gloves, surrounded with medical equipment.Hammam sitting on a pile of rubble, making a peace sign with his fingers, wearing black clothes.Selfie of Hammam with his disabled brother, inside a tent with the UNICEF logo visible on the fabric on the ceiling
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
C R I S P
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the only use case I will accept!
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need menus to stop saying things are ‘fried to perfection’
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lightning tripping wizard is my new stoner/doom/sludge metal band
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ugh this is the worst I’m glad he’s ok. Why must they be so underfoot 😭😭
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Need a chip and salsa situation pronto
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What’s the point of getting married if you can’t yell YAAAAH like you’re riding into battle from another room just to elicit a reaction
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Ms. Adventure @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🚨 Event Horizon is on Tubi 🚨
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
👀👀👀👀
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I go to Friday hockey games here and they’re a lot of fun
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s that way for me too lol. I like strategy games so it pulls me in
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You’d think the namesake prop would be the best!
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s not going well!
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A Red Wings fan I see
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Correct!
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just need to go see the minor league teams more is the actual answer
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You get to actually fight it, but I haven’t ever actually gotten to the point I could fight it I don’t think
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Broken clocks etc
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Or like, in your living room with your buddies
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sports betting should be clandestine!
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But what do I know
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wouldn’t it be cool to enjoy sports in person affordably and on tv without it being absolutely shit stained with sports betting
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Sleekvira @sleek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I didn’t know about the heart til I got there! It’s the mega boss after the final boss of act 3
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fuck chris illitch
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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