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Jenna

@jennapie.bsky.social
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She, her, hers • In 2004 I spotted Jerry Springer leaving a Waldenbooks with a copy of the Da Vinci Code

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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m listening to an exec talking to this group of new hires (mostly right out of college) and he just said “has anyone heard of the show ‘Married with Children’?” Dead fucking silence, lmao
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have literally not heard this song. Where on earth would I hear this song?
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gets called out by multiple people for incel behavior and thinks “I’m winning”
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s finally heated car seat season
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Leo, styled by the nor’easter
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“We do when it comes to the incels” says guy who is incel-posting.
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Day 13 of my cold and I’m still taking Sudafed (the good kind, the meth ingredient) and I’m ready to move on
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think some of the reactions to this are due to a very common trend on TikTok where women will make a lighthearted post about some truly heinous thing they’re husband said or did, expecting camaraderie from other wives only to be told “no, that’s not normal, he actually hates you”
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taylor Swift every couple of months:
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look at this stupid bullshit AI ad. Yeah I’m gonna go shop for a Chipotle bowl on amazon dot com
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do you ever think about how people used to put a little outfit on their toilet?
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can’t believe this guy fell victim to a ponzi scheme
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Are they also looking FOR Bigfoot? Because at this point why not.
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This rules, maybe my cousin who became a Quaker minister was onto something good
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That little rush you get when you call out sick the night before
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looks like a bathroom stall
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m home sick me this is how Leo has chosen to care for me.
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Laundry day ass fit
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey how bout I paint this room Wheeling Neutral? What do we think? I need some more people to affirm my choice because I’m making myself mentally ill over it.
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They should invent a new kind of day after Sunday where you don’t have to work
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Btw “Time Machine” auto-capitalizes on here. Do they know something we don’t
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When you post for yourself it doesn’t matter how many people don’t like it 🥰
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I caught my trashcan and a cardboard box acting out that one scene from Insidious
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey I was just wondering does anyone know if the sun is a whole lot brighter in Australia
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Personally I hope it’s the dinosaur thing
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think in this case we can all agree: orange man *good*
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My boy is looking orange as hell today
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Knees are going pretty strong w/ just the cortisone so far, and feel better than I have in years. Insurance won’t cover gel injections yet because I haven’t experienced enough documented suffering without it. (That’s not how they put it but that’s what they meant when they said no, those fuckers.)
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 05/09/2026
how come i never heard any of those "we don't know what those hormones do to our children" people even peep about the Melatonin Mommies?
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I feel like my hotel room is a little bit stinky but I’m all alone so I can’t know for sure.
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
No first day of junior year pic, since classes didn’t start yet, but we did get this:
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me: Put my expense card into my Apple wallet so I can use it to buy dinner 😎 oh yeah, enjoying my work trip Also me: Immediately buys food and forgets to not use my default personal debit card to make the purchase 🥴
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Leo’s trying to shake his “good boy” image
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey my third and fourth toes on my right foot keep moving involuntarily is that bad
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
He doesn’t know how to be outside
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I bet Gumby tastes like a tootsie roll
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
How I’m walking after injections in my knees earlier today
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Has anyone ever had cortisone shots and hyaluronic acid injections in their knees? How much relief did you get? (For context I have no cartilage left on one side and minimal left on the other and I’m inconstant pain 🙃)
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Look at this little idiot (complimentary) and yes that is a fly swatter hanging on our door like a decoration
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Found a suspicious bone in the parking lot at work and brought it home to my son because I’m a good mom.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
these guys need to go to jail for this, theres no coming back from this without it
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My little old baby
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We took Leo to see Al Jardine last night and he had a great time
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
When mom tries to use the voice command thingy on the remote
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
That one seen from twin peaks when Bob climbs over the couch
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If I were a drag queen I’d go by Virginia Ham
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Jenna @jennapie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Viral Jesus Hobby Lobby Framed Picture
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