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Jordan aka Jirdan

@slclunk.com
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Utahn. Temporarily retired podcaster. He/Him pronouns in bio

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 13h
Aaron Sorkin’s creative writing process
Forrest McNeil doing coke
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 14h
Shout out back to you skip
Jason statham
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 14h
I actually went when they dedicated the monument to Joe Hill in Sugar House Park
Joe Hill monument in Salt Lake
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 15h
Huh. Chris Hardwick. Shocking.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 16h
Me: “you know, I think I’ve gotten over a lot of my feelings of the church and its reactionary history.” Me, seeing an article about Mormon Socialism:
Yellow Parenti
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 16h
Somehow not mentioned in the article lol
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 16h
And that Russia wasn’t authoritarian before the Bolsheviks
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 16h
Yeah that’s why he hated the USSR, because they had (((state power))) Like when he turned away Jewish converts to the church from trying to get asylum in the US during the Holocaust
The Salt Lake Tribune
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The key distinction Clark saw between the faith's law and contemporary socialist and communist movements was state power. "It was not contemplated that the church should own everything," he insisted, "or that we should become in the church, with reference to our property and otherwise, the same kind of automaton, mannequin, that communism makes out of the individual, with the state standing at the head in place of the church."
Of course, the main reference point Clark had was the dictatorial regime of the Soviet Union.
So he thought about the question of socialism in terms of state authority and civil liberties, an approach characteristic of the Cold War.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 16h
J Reuben Clark also thought the government was controlled by Jews and he was an admirer of Hitler
The Salt Lakr Tribune
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That's in part because there is no one thing we can call "socialism." By the time of his death in 1926, Eugene Debs was a firm critic of the Soviet Union, even though he and Josef Stalin claimed to be "socialists." The politics of Vladimir Lenin and those of Bernie Sanders, America's best-known socialist politician, are profoundly different. When Clark denounced the Soviet Union, many Latter-day Saint socialists would have been right there with him, which probably would have frustrated all of them.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 16h
Ah okay, this is history for children
The Salt Lakt Trihme
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There are, of course, relatively few Christian socialists in the United States today. That is because, in 1917, the Bolshevik Party — a group of ideologues who enjoyed arguing about Marx
— seized power in Russia and established the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, a Marxist and atheist state that soon degenerated into an authoritarian dictatorship.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 16h
Oh you mean the prophet that forwarded this book?
FOREWORD by THE HON. EZRA TAFT BENSON
THE
BLACK HAMMER
A STUDY OF BLACK POWER, RED INFLUENCE AND WHITE ALTERNATIVES
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 16h
Well he hosts jeopardy
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 16h
Prophet Heber J Grant took to the front page of the Deseret News to call the New Deal “Bolshevism” and the Church didn’t think black people were fully human until the Carter Administration. You think they had a live-and-let-live relationship with socialism?
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 16h
It’s because Mormonism, despite being a “global church,” is a reflection of the American zeitgeist, and that is well represented in sucking up to corporations and demonizing the left
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
We should force this guy into one of those pervert colonies they have for guys on the registry
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
I’m saying “Jets kick off in 10 minutes and this coffee is hitting perfectly. Not gonna make it again” for the 700th time in a row
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
We poisoned the bloodlines by mixing squareheads with anglos
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
I guess ships not going through the strait is technically evading Iranian attacks
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
Doubt
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
Me, 2010, after that Ginger asshole passed for 350 yards and 3 TDs against Utah
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
I saw two references and that was enough for me to go nope
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
Yep. You don’t have the social awareness to understand consent and/or how you look like you have mange
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
He’s got the look
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
You can’t make me care about the person spinning out about Brock Turner right now. Just going to refer you to the bumper sticker
LeFtIsts AGAINsT OTHer LeFtIsTs
SORRY BUT A LOT OF YOU ARE JUST REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
I would like the Willem Dafoe in Clear and Present Danger pistol, please
Willem Dafoe in Clear and Present Danger
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
Blind person was the architect
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
Christ almighty, man.
Including the basement, the home is more than 10,000 square feet, with eight bedrooms, five bathrooms and two garages, according to Davis County property records. It has a separate structure described as a
"racquetball court." The home was most recently assessed at a market value of $710,889. But Andersen
said the cost to build was roughly $1 million.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
This dipshit with the retracting hairline Hitler Youth Swoop committed four felonies to build *THIS*
The ugliest god damned house I’ve ever seen. With one bottom corner with no widows, which I can only assume is his Nazi sex dungeon
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
The never failing principle about these guys is that every single one is some insecure white collar or sales bro completely unfulfilled in life so they have to pretend they’re just like their murderous drooling simpleton ancestors who suffered from tertiary syphilis
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Do you ever include yourself in your constant critique of LDS and Utah. Your point isnt wrong, just wondering if you are ever part of the solution you're proposing.
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Kirk Rollins @ @nicoraytruth • 1d
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"Kirk, we need you to work 10 hours a day on excommunications and travel across the country for the great purge. Are you okay with that?"
"President Oaks, I am your Porter Rockwell"
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026

Fucking dumb.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
Those secret leftists. The Utah Republican Party
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
Brought some much needed levity to Schindler’s List
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
I want an A24 about this guy
I’M SHERIFF JOHN BUNNELL
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
Can Hollywood dare dream of Steve Gutenberg in space?
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
They should have made more Police Academy movies
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
My 9 movies
POLICE ACADEMY
Police Academy
CITIZENS ON PATROL
POLICE ACADEMY 4
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
POLICE ACADEMY MISSION MOSCOW
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
My 9 Movies
The 9 Movies That Shaped Who I Am
POLICE ACADEMY 2
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
ROLICE ACADEMYS
ANTBEACH
Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach
WILD THINGS
Wild Things
#My9Movies
POLICE ACADEMY 3
BACK IN TRAINING
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
POLICE ACADENY E
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
SCHINDIARS LIST
Schindler's List
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
It really was the perfect covid show; which, ironically, was its demise
WE JUST WATCHED SEVEN PEOPLE
STUPID THEMSELVES TO DEATH.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
Yep. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
I’m sure there’s probably a screenshot of me with “umm can’t this place be normal”
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
It’s always fun to get death threats from people you know you could beat to death with your own hands
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
I still go mute first, just because it avoids the serotonin hit and usually stops it. But a special kind of asshole gets the block in the end
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
Hey, bald people can look alike but a lot of us can still be cool
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
I’ve been told to kill myself so many times online that it’s water off a duck’s back. I’m more annoyed that it’s a waste of my time.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
Spider-Man: Pre-owned Day @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social
Joined May '23
Ngl I don't give a shit if you have two exact followers if you write this at someone
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I'm right here at the shore, I could hold your head beneath the waves for an easier experience of providing us with better writing
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com • 10m
Joined Jun '23
If you're going to cry any time a 27 follower account criticizes you, maybe the internet isn't for you. That's what the
Block
Button
is for!
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
And without fail every single one uses their CV as their bio
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
"IM COMING FOR YOU, AND IM GONNA FU*KING KILL YOU."
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
Legitimately the best rule I have for online is that if they have less than a thousand followers and we don’t share a significant amount of mutuals, I don’t have to care what you think before I mute/block you.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 27/09/2026
If you’re going to cry any time a 27 follower account criticizes you, maybe the internet isn’t for you.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 27/09/2026
And this isn’t so much a movement dying out as it is a porn genre changing.
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