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@slatersmith.bsky.social
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In a deep Blazer basketball internet hole Making music at @weathermachine.bsky.social

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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
100% absolute truth
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
i think both sides are to blame here
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Wait… what did I miss?
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Starting to wonder whether Kobe is to MJ what Yang Hansen is to Yao Ming for the Chinese market 👀
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Working in tech in a nutshell
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Anyone who says Dame to PDX = bad is confusing bad for ring chasing w/ bad for winning Dame gives Portland the best chance at a chip, not the other way around. If it doesn’t happen in 3 years, the young guys will be in their prime and we can trade for another star with our war chest of picks
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
100%. Just SO many holes in his weird take that it’s gotta be some personal vendetta. Like… the whole point is that we were real good in transition and our half court offense was ugly. Now we get BOTH THINGS. Deni and Tou for steals and transition buckets, and Dame to juice the half court offense
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
The irony of ending the entire piece saying Dame is the yin and Yang is the yang like it’s a bad thing. The yin and yang is LITERALLY about how seemingly opposite forces are actually complimentary. This dummy inadvertently argued that Dame finally balances the roster 🙄
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Need a guide to #pirateparamount so I can watch Colbert without giving that evil corporation a dime
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Freddy Noriega @elfredderino.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...
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Catherine @catrenzer.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
After a two-year breakup with Portland, there’s only one thing left to do….Get a ring on Dame’s finger. TBAGTWTC ♾️
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
And when he started listing team’s defensive construction, first name was Tou 🤘😤🤘
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Basketball Jones❤️🖤🤍🏀 @shawnjohn.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Thank You Joe !!!!! #RipCity #Blazers #JoeCronin #DamianLillard #PortlandTrailBlazers
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I was wearing my pinwheel tee today as an undershirt because I was scrambling to get dressed today Dame’s back. I guess it’s lucky now 🤷🏻‍♂️ #ripcity
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
It’s giving Jake’s great great great great great grandfather
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This is me here to give you credit.
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pink jimi photon @pinkjimiphoton.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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Keanu_reevebooks @jamesgameboy.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
This Blazers pick is so nuts I can't help but love it, don't care.
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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Ian Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
JOKIC IS THE SERBIAN HANSEN YANG
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Basketball Jones❤️🖤🤍🏀 @shawnjohn.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
🕯️In Cronin We Trust🕯️ #RipCity #Blazers
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
DON’T PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Throw some other stuff in there to make it work, but you get my drift
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
If this is real, then Jerami Grant + 11th pick for Jaylen Brown would be FASCINATING www.nbcsportsboston.com/nba/boston-c...
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Celtics draft fits: Is Illinois' Kasparas Jakucionis worth trading up for?
Illinois star Kasparas Jakucionis has an exciting skill set as a scorer and playmaker. Should the Celtics trade up for him in the 2025 NBA Draft?
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Mac DeMarco is just Ween for cowards There. I said it.
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
It does sound like the team is broadcasting that they’re planning to keep him… Having said that, that doesn’t mean much. The minute they say they don’t value him on the roster is the moment his price goes down. All it’s gonna take is a team coming to Portland with the right package
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
That, or trade up for the 2nd pick from the Spurs (but like, that feels like more of a stretch)
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Um… which parts?
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
The Rockets just lost a defensive stopper and have have young players in Tari Eason, Jabari Smith, and the 10th pick that the Blazers may want I smell a trade at the deadline if not sooner
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it? You’re kidding.
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
It’s cause we’re old now and it’s an entire team of absolute puppies who are really good. A whole goddamned team of Airbuds. Vibes are boy band
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Blazers people! I’m overseas. Where can I live stream lottery coverage 👀
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
@dannymarang.bsky.social are you going to be streaming the draft lottery anywhere?!
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Casey McG @cwmcg.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
While we are upset about some DOD dipshitery this horribly evil shit is happening.
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Forget “Block Lobster” New nickname gotta be “Mr. Blox Core” 😤
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
BREAKING: Yuval Abraham, co-director of Oscar-winning documentary "No Other Land," says Israeli settlers beat his co-director Hamdan Ballal, injuring his head and stomach — and then Israeli soldiers invaded the ambulance he was in and seized him. Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.
Tweet from Yuval Abraham:
"A group of settlers just lynched Hamdan Ballal, co director of our film no other land. They beat him and he has injuries in his head and stomach, bleeding. Soldiers invaded the ambulance he called, and took him. No sign of him since."
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The song is called “Got a Million” by The Weather Machine - if you’d like to support by streaming it on repeat on Spotify this week, I would absolutely appreciate it. But also, I don’t love how social media is so extractive - I mostly just appreciate you reading this far down in the comments ❤️
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I’m usually on here for basketball stuff but today is a BIG day for me. 4 years after moving to a new country, I traveled back to the PNW to make music with my Oregon bandmates (read family). Today we released the first single off of that album. A big sigh of contentment today (and a goofy dance)
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Silver lining? More opportunities for non-first-pick lottery candidates to show their stuff 👀
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Yeah and start wearing socks on their… feet
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
My advice to disaffected young men is to get a squire p bass and join a band and your whole women only date rich guys reactionary politics vibe will seem pretty silly when a lady breaks up with her real estate boyfriend to date your broke ass
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I wouldn’t take it even if they threw in Luka as filler
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I’m SO ready for the No Children / Inside Out medley so we can be the MOST nostalgically depressed
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julio 🤙 @juliocan2.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Wild. Scoot yelling.Wolfpacks. Blazers team huddle.Don’t need an. Blazers helping up teammates.Alpha. Streamers at Moda Center after a win.
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Or does it have the opposite effect Like “oh NO we have to overpay for backup help and size on the wing right away” (*cough* JG *cough*)
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Slater @slatersmith.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Luka + Lebron < Toumani + Deni
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