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Slartibartfastagrajag

@slartybartphast.bsky.social
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Metalhead 🎸,Montana Eagle Scout 🏔️🌄, Social Worker, Dad. Anti-MAGA 🚫 Anti-Trump 🚫 Anti-GOP 🚫 4th cousin of Lincoln 🇺🇲 and 3rd cousin of Doc Holliday🔫 AuADHD Non-binary 🏳️‍🌈

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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Method of Mechanical Theorems 🤨 Fuck off with your religion. The story of Jesus is nothing more than the birth of the New Testament ITSELF. The person never actually existed. I'm sorry y'all are so dumb 🤷
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
🤣🤣🤣 Maga is so fucking stupid that they don't realize this picture is AI... Confirmed AI. 🤣🤣🤣 That's because a real dog wouldn't sit next to this piece of shit for longer than about 5 seconds... Remember that video with the eagle? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
THERE ARE 22 SENATE SEATS UP FOR ELECTION... DEMOCRATS ONLY NEED 12 OF THOSE SEATS TO BE A #SUPERMAJORITY 🤨 THE MEDIA IS TRYING TO BE QUIET HOPING YOU DON'T REALIZE THAT DEMOCRATS COULD IMPEACH THIS PRESIDENT FOR REAL!! 😡 #LetsGO!!!!
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Oh there's some Democrats running around like that... Right here on Blue sky 🤷 We don't need another Lieberman, we don't need another Manchin, we don't need another Fetterman or Golden🙄 It's primary season, and incumbents who don't want to work against the Trump administration need to step aside.
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The DNC has just some of the dumbest attorneys sometimes 🙄 Thru combination of the 1st amendment, the 14th amendment, the 15th amendment, and the Voting Rights Act, VOTERS ARE A PROTECTED CLASS OF PEOPLE as well. You can't use partisan tactics to dictate elections, that's discrimination! 😡
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📎Bert @guitarnut.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Portrait of some top notch creeps in USA admin
Important people in us admin
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/04/2026
Following months of activism, 1,500 beagles are being released from the Ridglan Farms testing facility to animal rescue groups: the Beagle Freedom Project and Big Dog Ranch Rescue. To all the dogs being released, we wish you many years in loving homes. 14/10 for all
a man wearing a white jumpsuit carries a beagle in the rain. the man looks off to the left with an expression of desperation. the beagle's right ear flaps in the wind. in the background, two others are wearing dark, hooded rain jackets and each holding a beagle. an inset photo of a wet, brown and white beagle.
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 What the fuck does the Bill of Rights have anything to do with calling people names?? Pretty sure that's not what the Bill of Rights has anything to do with 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The cognitive dissonance here is ASTOUNDING!!
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
REFORM SCOTUS NOW!!! #ArticleVConvention
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
There needs to be an ARTICLE V CONVENTION!! It's time that we talk about reforming the court. The founding fathers never intended for the court to be stacked by one political party or the other, the justices are supposed to be impartial to begin with. This is out of hand #ArticleVConvention NOW!
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S. A. Wyzlic @ossokehahninii.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
RELEASE THE GODDAMN EPSTEIN FILES YOU FUCKERS!
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Call me crazy but I think the GOP is guilty of treason
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Matthew Dow Smith @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I really don't want to get into political stuff, but these are intensely political times: Dear fellow white people, don't stand up to an injustice done to another group because white people might be next. Stand up because it's an injustice. It's really not that complicated.
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Yeah telling an autistic person that they're not smart enough really makes you look like a Democrat You're an #ableist piece of shit You don't speak for my community and you don't get to tell us. Fuck you 🖕
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Citizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
His music was great. His mind was even better.
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Senator Jeff Merkley @merkley.senate.gov · 30/04/2026
As Arab American Heritage Month draws to a close, we recognize that the rich contributions of our Arab American neighbors and friends in Oregon and around the country are not confined to a single month, and our appreciation should not be either.
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Yep, telling an autistic person that they seem slow makes you seem real democratic 🙄 #Ableist piece of shit Keep going, somehow that will prove you're a liberal 😆
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Rep. Haley Stevens @rephaleystevens.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I released my 2025 tax returns, and now I’m urging all Members of Congress and candidates for Congress to do the same. I’m not a millionaire, and at a time when Michiganders are sick and tired of politicians running for office to get rich, we owe the public the transparency they deserve.
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Haley Stevens introduces bill calling on all members of Congress to release their tax returns • Michigan Advance
Haley Stevens introduces bill calling on all members of Congress to release their tax returns
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Senator Jeff Merkley @merkley.senate.gov · 30/04/2026
Pure authoritarianism: the FCC is threatening to yank ABC’s broadcast license, following Trump’s renewed calls to take Jimmy Kimmel off the air. This is Trump’s latest assault on free speech and freedom of the press—un-American and just plain wrong.
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
#BlueMaga You even acting JUST LIKE them 🤷
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Attacks everybody on Blue sky, then asks everybody which site is the blue side 😆 Literal fucking dumbass
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Mark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Wtf @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Bad idea... Policy still matters... Fetterman, Lieberman, Manchin, Platner, Golden??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 How about vote for the Democrats that want to fight against Trump... The ones like Jefferies need to get to stepping... WE WANT IMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!!!
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Just wow 🙄
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
FFS 🤣
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Reminder that any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message: they can't win on their ideas alone.
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Hell, if they really wanted to make the big bucks they would charge a dollar to kick that orange turd in the head. Could pay off the national debt next week!! 👍
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
You sound like a Nazi that wears Blue 🤨
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Real liberal comment 🤣 Guys running around attacking his own people the same way Maga does and claiming he's a Democrat 🤣🤣 Loser
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
FYI: There's 30 Senate seats that are up for election in November. I find it interesting how the media has been pretty silent on that fact, considering that could definitely turn the tides on this administration 🤨
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
🙄🤦 The AI you're using is not really artificial intelligence... It's just a super smart computer program with bad guardrails. It's wrong consistently. Its derails research in favor of "standards". It will hallucinate all kinds of fake info if you dont make it stay on track. Its unreliable.
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Fucking snowflake president 🙄 a man once tried to assassinate Andrew Jackson on the Senate steps, Andrew Jackson didn't bitch about getting a ballroom, HE BEAT THE MAN HALF TO DEATH WITH HIS FUCKING WALKING CANE!!!
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CNN @cnn.com · 29/04/2026
Britain’s ambassador to Washington has said that the only country that has a “special relationship” with the United States is “probably Israel,” not Britain, in leaked comments. cnn.it/4tAW1LR
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I don't have to have an opinion about Kimmel's jokes. This is solely about whether the President has any authority to shut people up because they say things he doesn't like.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The Justice Department seems to be going out of its way to avoid saying that Cole Allen didn't fire any weapons at all inside the Washington Hilton — and that the officer hit was most likely hit by friendly fire. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/is-the-jus...
doomsdayscenario.co
Is the Justice Department lying about Saturday's "shooting"?
A central point of the government's case doesn't add up.
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I am seeking the appointment of a Special Master to assist in getting the DOJ to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act. It's time that the lawyers in the Trump Regime actually follow the law.
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Oh I decided years ago I'm never buying another American vehicle, and what's currently going on even solidifies that more. Did you know not one of the American automotive companies has a blue sky account? Yeah cuz they're dirtbag Nazis. Time for them to go the way of the dodo. I buy Japanese 🖕
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This my friends is what's called ableism. This person is mad because I replied with an insult after they called me a Nazi. Fuck you you stupid piece of shit 🖕 #ableism
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Any incumbent talking this way needs to be out in November 😡🖕 WE'RE DONE WITH THIS SHIT AND IF YOU CAN'T GET ON BOARD THEN WE'RE KICKING YOU OFF THE TRAIN Fuck You 🖕🤬
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Fern for PA @fernleard.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
No more performative nonsense. No more politicians who show up at election time and disappear when the hard votes happen. 😤 >
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Jay Waters @jaywaters.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The President of the United States is a liar.
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I mean, if people want to kill the guy THIS much, maybe he shouldn't be the president 🤷 How much of a fucking liability is this?? FFS, what other president in history has had THREE (fake) assassination attempts?? I think he needs to be removed based on that liability alone!! 🖕
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Don't Debbie Downer my fucking comments or posts 🤨 that's an automatic block. Reality is a downer enough lately, we don't need no fucking Debbie Dumb Fuck Downers around... Especially trying to fuck up the humor. Piss off loser
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Wow, Republicans are real cowards 🤷 don't start some shit if you don't want some shit 🤣 Jackasses forgot that they're not a majority of the country 🤣🤣🤣
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Kenny Campbell @mrkennycampbell.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Great news if you've got cash on hand and want a lot of land cheap and quick. Bad news if you want food.
Tweet from @themainewonk reading:
🚜 US Agriculture Sector is collapsing under the pressure of major diesel and fertilizer cost spikes.

-US Farm bankruptcies  are up 46% YoY
- 1.86M farms in America:  lowest since 1890s. 
- 70% say they cannot afford to feed their fields this season
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Patriot Virtus ⚖️🖤 @patriotvirtus.com · 26/04/2026
Tell me again that shit wasn’t staged.
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