Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The Method of Mechanical Theorems 🤨 Fuck off with your religion. The story of Jesus is nothing more than the birth of the New Testament ITSELF. The person never actually existed. I'm sorry y'all are so dumb 🤷 000
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026🤣🤣🤣 Maga is so fucking stupid that they don't realize this picture is AI... Confirmed AI. 🤣🤣🤣 That's because a real dog wouldn't sit next to this piece of shit for longer than about 5 seconds... Remember that video with the eagle? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 100
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026🤣 the funny thing about this picture is they had to do it AI because a dog wouldn't sit next to that worthless piece of shit for more than 10 seconds... Remember the video with the eagle?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Few people are dumb fucks, and here's a picture of Jesus fingering himself 000
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026You don't have any of your own content?? Like you don't make any of your own stuff... Cuz all you've shared is crap I've seen before 🙄 lame Oh well here's Jesus fingering himself again 100
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026So that's all of your original content 😆 that's it. Well here's some more Jesus fingering himself 000
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026And yeah that's how you look right now... Either cuz you're mad or because you want to lick jesus's butthole 🤣 100
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026You're literally wasting your time cuz I'm not even hardly looking at this shit 🤣 It's funny that you've got a bunch of pictures of Jesus fingering himself on your profile now though 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 100
Reposted by SlartibartfastagrajagSlartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026THERE ARE 22 SENATE SEATS UP FOR ELECTION... DEMOCRATS ONLY NEED 12 OF THOSE SEATS TO BE A #SUPERMAJORITY 🤨 THE MEDIA IS TRYING TO BE QUIET HOPING YOU DON'T REALIZE THAT DEMOCRATS COULD IMPEACH THIS PRESIDENT FOR REAL!! 😡 #LetsGO!!!! 001
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026THERE ARE 22 SENATE SEATS UP FOR ELECTION... DEMOCRATS ONLY NEED 12 OF THOSE SEATS TO BE A #SUPERMAJORITY 🤨 THE MEDIA IS TRYING TO BE QUIET HOPING YOU DON'T REALIZE THAT DEMOCRATS COULD IMPEACH THIS PRESIDENT FOR REAL!! 😡 #LetsGO!!!! 001
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026You must really like seeing that Jesus molesting himself 🤣🤣🤣 100
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Oh you love seeing gay Jesus finger himself huh 🤣 100
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026You're the one who gets to see gay Jesus molesting himself every time you come back here now 🤣 I bet you like that huh, reminds you of your Grindr account 🤣🤣 100
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026You're the one who gets to see Jesus molesting himself over and over again 🤣 000
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026🥱media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with the word boring written on his faceALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with the word boring written on his face 100
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026media.tenor.coma man is holding a piece of bread over a woman 's face and asking her what are youALT: a man is holding a piece of bread over a woman 's face and asking her what are you 100
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I mean don't you guys got the gay frog guy?? 🤣media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while talking into a microphone .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while talking into a microphone . 100
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Yeah not a huge fan of those guys either, they're corporate sellouts. 🤷 Keep trying 🥱 100
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Yeah I don't really care cuz Biden was a fucking lame duck president 🤷 They only got him in there cuz of nostalgia. How come you're not sucking Bush's dick? 010
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Yeah you shared this one before too 🥱 Don't really care cuz I'm not a Tim fan anyway 010
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026You don't have any other memes, just the same old shit you've shared before? 🥱 100
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Sure as much as you want, you're the one who's butt hurt apparently 🤷 100
Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026What the fuck does that have to do with your ignorance?? Tard 🤷 100