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Slartibartfastagrajag

@slartybartphast.bsky.social
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Metalhead 🎸,Montana Eagle Scout 🏔️🌄, Social Worker, Dad. Anti-MAGA 🚫 Anti-Trump 🚫 Anti-GOP 🚫 4th cousin of Lincoln 🇺🇲 and 3rd cousin of Doc Holliday🔫 AuADHD Non-binary 🏳️‍🌈

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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Method of Mechanical Theorems 🤨 Fuck off with your religion. The story of Jesus is nothing more than the birth of the New Testament ITSELF. The person never actually existed. I'm sorry y'all are so dumb 🤷
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
🤣🤣🤣 Maga is so fucking stupid that they don't realize this picture is AI... Confirmed AI. 🤣🤣🤣 That's because a real dog wouldn't sit next to this piece of shit for longer than about 5 seconds... Remember that video with the eagle? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
🤣 the funny thing about this picture is they had to do it AI because a dog wouldn't sit next to that worthless piece of shit for more than 10 seconds... Remember the video with the eagle?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Few people are dumb fucks, and here's a picture of Jesus fingering himself
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
You don't have any of your own content?? Like you don't make any of your own stuff... Cuz all you've shared is crap I've seen before 🙄 lame Oh well here's Jesus fingering himself again
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
So that's all of your original content 😆 that's it. Well here's some more Jesus fingering himself
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
And yeah that's how you look right now... Either cuz you're mad or because you want to lick jesus's butthole 🤣
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
You're literally wasting your time cuz I'm not even hardly looking at this shit 🤣 It's funny that you've got a bunch of pictures of Jesus fingering himself on your profile now though 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
THERE ARE 22 SENATE SEATS UP FOR ELECTION... DEMOCRATS ONLY NEED 12 OF THOSE SEATS TO BE A #SUPERMAJORITY 🤨 THE MEDIA IS TRYING TO BE QUIET HOPING YOU DON'T REALIZE THAT DEMOCRATS COULD IMPEACH THIS PRESIDENT FOR REAL!! 😡 #LetsGO!!!!
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
THERE ARE 22 SENATE SEATS UP FOR ELECTION... DEMOCRATS ONLY NEED 12 OF THOSE SEATS TO BE A #SUPERMAJORITY 🤨 THE MEDIA IS TRYING TO BE QUIET HOPING YOU DON'T REALIZE THAT DEMOCRATS COULD IMPEACH THIS PRESIDENT FOR REAL!! 😡 #LetsGO!!!!
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
You must really like seeing that Jesus molesting himself 🤣🤣🤣
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Here, report it again snowflake 🤣
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Report more pics snowflake!! 🤣
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Oh you love seeing gay Jesus finger himself huh 🤣
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
You're the one who gets to see gay Jesus molesting himself every time you come back here now 🤣 I bet you like that huh, reminds you of your Grindr account 🤣🤣
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Maybe you could cry harder 🤣
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
You're the one who gets to see Jesus molesting himself over and over again 🤣
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I mean don't you guys got the gay frog guy?? 🤣
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Yeah not a huge fan of those guys either, they're corporate sellouts. 🤷 Keep trying 🥱
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Yeah I don't really care cuz Biden was a fucking lame duck president 🤷 They only got him in there cuz of nostalgia. How come you're not sucking Bush's dick?
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Yeah you shared this one before too 🥱 Don't really care cuz I'm not a Tim fan anyway
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
You don't have any other memes, just the same old shit you've shared before? 🥱
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Sure as much as you want, you're the one who's butt hurt apparently 🤷
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Slartibartfastagrajag @slartybartphast.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
What the fuck does that have to do with your ignorance?? Tard 🤷
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