Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Wear the red hat. Put $9 gas in your commuter vehicle Dodge Ram 1500 for $175. Send your kids to Iran. Vote for a convicted rapist and felon and conman. Then go to church lol. 021
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 31/01/2026You saw a man get murdered in the street and they told you he was a violent domestic terrorist an hour later They'll use the same lies about Trump and Elon raping kids. 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I used to think Republicans were just vaguely racist, stupid, beta cuck losers that were annoying and somewhat harmless. The 2nd trump term has shown America the true Nazi/jack-booted/ bottomless pit of hate they actually are. For the rest of my life, fuck every Republican forever. 041
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Bro.....it's not like ....roving gangs of masked men are stopping random people in the street, demanding their papers, beating the dog shit out of anyone who mildly inconveniences them and also periodically executing citizens in the street. You just have TDS bro. 020
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 16/01/2026*Light turns green and the car in front of you doesn't move immediately* (honks) Kristi Noem = "This rioter, this domestic terrorist....they weaponized a horn to disrupt law enforcement action. This violent rioter knowingly commandeered a highly lethal vehicle to viciously assault law enforcement." 020
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 23/12/2025They want that unfortunately. We normalized school shootings, now they're normalizing pedophiles. 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I feel like you have to explain tariffs to Magatards in terms they can understand. "So you wanna traffic a little boy from Thailand for $300 but Trump says there is a 50% tariff on little boys from Thailand, so you end up paying $450 for your little boy from Thailand." 140
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Bro I'm just so exhausted and ready to move beyond this retardation-era of american history. It won't be a big victory. History books will be like "so America decided to quit being so fucking retarded and...." 051
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 21/11/2025If anything, sadly, you are genuinely living through the most vile and evil American presidency of all time. It is worth smelling the shitty roses from time to time. Pic unrelated 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Bro he is NOT signing that shit. It is like signing a death sentence for himself. 020
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 15/11/2025MAGA didn't only disillusion me away from right wing politics, it completely destroyed any respect I had for Christianity. 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I can't be the only one wondering this. Is there some magical mechanism that prevents Pam Bondi from walking up to the Epstein computer and just deleting everything or throwing it in a volcano? What protects the integrity of the information? 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Tyrannical fascist pedo dictator rampaging over the constitution and "patriots" are helping him sweep for child rapists and loving the tyranny. Their hate outweighs literally everything else in life. 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 15/11/2025You've been lied to. This is not a particularly attractive woman. 020
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 01/10/2025This is the actual slam dunk. Cruel and Unusual pedo president. 052
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Unironically, these people won. They destroyed the constitution and spit on everything WW2 soldiers died for. "When Fascism comes to America, it will be draped in the flag, carrying a bible, and have an ICP tattoo." 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Every bit of energy you use to criticize a democrat should be directed at fascist maga 12121
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Waiting for the president to say this. Democrats should only be held to the same standard as the president 000
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Trump: "I hate my opponents". And we just move on to tomorrow and demand progressives apologize instead. 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 19/09/2025You'll notice zoomers running around with silver crucifix necklaces everywhere. I know we all go through adolescence but Christianity has been a wormhole into right wing extremism. The whole cuck God shit makes cruel people feel righteous acting like pieces of shit. 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Do you think anyone on the right even knows what fascism is? 041
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 18/09/2025You need to confront your Democrat friends and de-pussify them. 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I used to think China was the next Nazi Germany. I never thought it would be us instead. 051
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I don't want to be controversial or anything but: I'm not a huge fan of fascists or pedophiles. 000
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I'm genuinely afraid to speak freely online. What maga is doing is working. This sucks. 040
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Some retarded asshole said "shove it up your ass white man" 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Shut it down for 3 years bro. It's not worth giving him money for anything 000
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Why don't people even know this happened? 1111
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 08/09/2025My reaction when I bring up the fact that Trump raped a women to my centrist friend and he counters with "Kamala Harris smoked weed in college" 051
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 01/09/2025So bsky updated the TOS. Can I still call Republicans retarded? 030
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 24/07/2025You know aliens aren't real because Trump would reveal it to distract from the fact that they are all pedophiles. 000
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 04/07/2025If you ever wondered what you would have done in Germany during the 1930’s when the Nazis rose to power, you’re doing it right now. 000
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I can't believe Elon ruined my favorite meme. Don't let him take Cheems. Save Cheems. 010
