Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Wear the red hat. Put $9 gas in your commuter vehicle Dodge Ram 1500 for $175. Send your kids to Iran. Vote for a convicted rapist and felon and conman. Then go to church lol. 021
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 31/01/2026You saw a man get murdered in the street and they told you he was a violent domestic terrorist an hour later They'll use the same lies about Trump and Elon raping kids. 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I used to think Republicans were just vaguely racist, stupid, beta cuck losers that were annoying and somewhat harmless. The 2nd trump term has shown America the true Nazi/jack-booted/ bottomless pit of hate they actually are. For the rest of my life, fuck every Republican forever. 041
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Bro.....it's not like ....roving gangs of masked men are stopping random people in the street, demanding their papers, beating the dog shit out of anyone who mildly inconveniences them and also periodically executing citizens in the street. You just have TDS bro. 020
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 16/01/2026*Light turns green and the car in front of you doesn't move immediately* (honks) Kristi Noem = "This rioter, this domestic terrorist....they weaponized a horn to disrupt law enforcement action. This violent rioter knowingly commandeered a highly lethal vehicle to viciously assault law enforcement." 020
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I feel like you have to explain tariffs to Magatards in terms they can understand. "So you wanna traffic a little boy from Thailand for $300 but Trump says there is a 50% tariff on little boys from Thailand, so you end up paying $450 for your little boy from Thailand." 140
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Bro I'm just so exhausted and ready to move beyond this retardation-era of american history. It won't be a big victory. History books will be like "so America decided to quit being so fucking retarded and...." 051
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 21/11/2025If anything, sadly, you are genuinely living through the most vile and evil American presidency of all time. It is worth smelling the shitty roses from time to time. Pic unrelated 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Bro he is NOT signing that shit. It is like signing a death sentence for himself. 020
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 15/11/2025MAGA didn't only disillusion me away from right wing politics, it completely destroyed any respect I had for Christianity. 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I can't be the only one wondering this. Is there some magical mechanism that prevents Pam Bondi from walking up to the Epstein computer and just deleting everything or throwing it in a volcano? What protects the integrity of the information? 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 15/11/2025You've been lied to. This is not a particularly attractive woman. 020
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 01/10/2025This is the actual slam dunk. Cruel and Unusual pedo president. 052
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Unironically, these people won. They destroyed the constitution and spit on everything WW2 soldiers died for. "When Fascism comes to America, it will be draped in the flag, carrying a bible, and have an ICP tattoo." 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Trump: "I hate my opponents". And we just move on to tomorrow and demand progressives apologize instead. 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 19/09/2025You'll notice zoomers running around with silver crucifix necklaces everywhere. I know we all go through adolescence but Christianity has been a wormhole into right wing extremism. The whole cuck God shit makes cruel people feel righteous acting like pieces of shit. 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Do you think anyone on the right even knows what fascism is? 041
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 18/09/2025You need to confront your Democrat friends and de-pussify them. 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I used to think China was the next Nazi Germany. I never thought it would be us instead. 051
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I don't want to be controversial or anything but: I'm not a huge fan of fascists or pedophiles. 000
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I'm genuinely afraid to speak freely online. What maga is doing is working. This sucks. 040
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Why don't people even know this happened? 1111
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 08/09/2025My reaction when I bring up the fact that Trump raped a women to my centrist friend and he counters with "Kamala Harris smoked weed in college" 051
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 01/09/2025So bsky updated the TOS. Can I still call Republicans retarded? 030
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 24/07/2025You know aliens aren't real because Trump would reveal it to distract from the fact that they are all pedophiles. 000
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 04/07/2025If you ever wondered what you would have done in Germany during the 1930’s when the Nazis rose to power, you’re doing it right now. 000
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I can't believe Elon ruined my favorite meme. Don't let him take Cheems. Save Cheems. 010
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 10/05/2025The dumbest messaging Democrats will never let go of is gun control. You've seen the potential trajectory Republicans have put this nation on and you want to be disarmed? 061
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 02/05/20252024 ME: "I can't imagine voting Republican" 2025 ME: "I can't imagine ever forgiving Republicans" 050
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Real question: is Marjorie Taylor Green trans? I fr can't tell. 140
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 01/05/2025RFK JR sounds like he is choking on 1000 retarded dicks. 0110
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I feel like status quo USA was the path towards all the cool sci-fi future stuff. All the cool movies. Now I feel like earth will never escape the pre WW2 wars and tribalism. We are the ottoman empire with modern day super power capabilities. 130
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 25/04/2025We need more Tesla Boycotts. Double down while he is hurting. NEVER feel bad for Elon. He will put you and your kids homeless and starving under a bridge and feel NOTHING. 062
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I like that blue sky feels much more lively than it did when I joined a few months ago. Keep it up! Activity here directly fights the bad guys feeding you info. 030
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Guys, fuck SpaceX. We gotta be against that shit too. It is by far the most advanced space company but it has Weyland-Yutanimusk running it. Techbro is going to use your biomass to grease his landing gear. 340
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Me checking on MAGA retards every time there is a new Trump-induced nation-destroying controversy.media.tenor.coma man wearing a pirate hat is looking out of a window .ALT: a man wearing a pirate hat is looking out of a window . 030
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Am I out of the loop or has Musk been quiet lately? I refuse to log into twitter to check. 270
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Do any of you other older Millennials remember SignalGate? I was just thinking about it this morning. Takes me back. 0152
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I talked to a republican recently. They've learned nothing. They're a lost cause. Stop trying to make them see the light. They are traitors and anti American. 160
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 13/04/2025We need to start a social media movement that says "Elon Musk is not an autistic genius, Elon Musk is literally a retarded person with money. He is a mentally retarded retard with money." 150
Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Is the Nintendo Switch 2 a computer or a phone or something? No tariffs? 010
