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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
God Emperor Spanberger 2028
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
If anything, sadly, you are genuinely living through the most vile and evil American presidency of all time. It is worth smelling the shitty roses from time to time. Pic unrelated
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Bro he is NOT signing that shit. It is like signing a death sentence for himself.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
MAGA didn't only disillusion me away from right wing politics, it completely destroyed any respect I had for Christianity.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
You've been lied to. This is not a particularly attractive woman.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
This is the actual slam dunk. Cruel and Unusual pedo president.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Unironically, these people won. They destroyed the constitution and spit on everything WW2 soldiers died for. "When Fascism comes to America, it will be draped in the flag, carrying a bible, and have an ICP tattoo."
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Every day checking the news.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Do you think anyone on the right even knows what fascism is?
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I used to think China was the next Nazi Germany. I never thought it would be us instead.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Why don't people even know this happened?
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
My reaction when I bring up the fact that Trump raped a women to my centrist friend and he counters with "Kamala Harris smoked weed in college"
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I can't believe Elon ruined my favorite meme. Don't let him take Cheems. Save Cheems.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Excuse moi?
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I was weeks ahead of the curve.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Y'all should go back and rewatch Severance from Episode 1. It's the best show in 10 years.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This archetype of retarded, npc brained, hateful, evil, ignorant dipshit cult member tyrant-dick-sucking traitorous anti-american American ruined the entire world. We will have a future full of wars between super powers and genocides and famine because of this absolute retard.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
MFW Teslas are being vandalized and I'm told I need to be upset about it .
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
This is a niche post, but does anyone remember and miss Pebble watches? They're coming back. I loved my pebble back in the day.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Y'all, get in shape. It is worth more than a million dollars and you never know when it might matter.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
MFW I see a Cybertruck.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
The Fascist Rapist Traitor was the true progressive all along. We judged him too harshly.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Can we go back to the Techno Viking timeline? Is there some Marvel plot happening right now in New York to fix the universe or something?
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
You know that fat, retarded, religious, racist moron from the Alabama that talks with a drawl like they have brain damage? Who would have known he would become powerful enough to ruin western civilization? This man destroyed NATO and killed Ukrainians.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I've been saying this shit about the 2A community for years. Fuck you all if you love guns and trump.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
The most American man in the room was Ukrainian, surrounded by vile filthy fucking scum.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Is your life better than it was 3 weeks ago?
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
You are scum for suggesting they are the same.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
American LARPers stay winning. Heres my apc45
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I've been a long time Lex-Hater. Catch up to my hate level, fam.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Pick Up lines have evolved.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Nosferatu was wild.
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I can't keep doing this winter shit every year. #dgg #motorcycles
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Happy Friday, skeeters
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Slapping Kittens @slappingkittens.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
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