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vullen @vullen.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy 1/3
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
spleaf
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moon the girl 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @oceanflowerrs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
stupid idea i couldnt get out of my head
a crude 4 panel comic of kris and susie from deltarune attending church, reminiscent of the scene in chapter 4.

panel 1: susie stands up from the pew and stretches, saying "okaaaay this church crap is boring. im done here" while kris continues sat.

panel 2: the offscreen voice of the pastor alvin says "and now may our congregation once again join voices for-" susie angrily flomps back down onto the pew next to kris, saying "oh my GOD, *ANOTHER* HYMN?!"

panel 3: kris' soul, the player, has a cartoonishly shocked expression while kris glances over in confusion

panel 4: the soul exclaims "ANOTHER HIM?!?" referencing the vaguely gaster-related song on the OST. kris, annoyed, looks away, muttering "you will genuinely tweak about fucking anything"
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
two left!!!!!
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Waxing Tide, of the Flamm/e Clade @flammtay.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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deltacruxx @deltacruxx.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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OKAME @0kame-san.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Sasha got lost😵‍💫
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
im so happy im not the only one either
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
treachery leak #ultrakill
the cover art of danganronpa v3 but with v3 ultrakill (recolor of v2 ultrakill) added
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
hank hill's favorite grease rigth here
w.d. gaster's face tiled 40 times
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
that's interesting, i'm the exact opposite. i find that learning and mastering the consistent rules among the chaos that procedurally generated games lay out for you is incredibly satisfying. ofc you do still just die to bs sometimes but most of the time there's something you can learn from it.
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
while mike checks what that awful noise is, Manos: She Has to Wait
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
oh my god what did he do he said he was gonna play a game with me but now he's stolen My Nose: Your Hands My Face
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
maybe mercury poisoning was what inclined him to burn all those hands... Manos: Clean Salmon Taste
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
the master takes up painting but is struggling to begin a new piece: Manos: The Canvas Space
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
image of the snecko enemy from slay the spire edited to have the sweater, skirt and ears of neco-arc from melty blood
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
only 10 more showers until 2027!!
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
had a dream last night
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Wynton Yang @wyntonyang.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Deltarune Sunday Strip, 10/22/89
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
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Kobold Factory 🏳️‍⚧️ @koboldfactory.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
every time you pray for me, the panopticon of heaven focuses on me and i start burning on the spot and my eternal sentence in hell for being transgender increases twofold. instead of praying, consider sending me 20 dollars, as this will keep both god and hell at bay.
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
ik it's not the focus but i love the way the text is animated
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
trivia time! Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals? A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)
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pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 12/09/2025
human body needs to lie down for like 6 to 8 hours out of every 24, and also there's no position you can be in for even 1 hour that's good for all of the joints and parts. if we were Designed, it was in sort of a mcmansion-with-carpet-around-tub way
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MattoBii @mattobii.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Overheard at PAX, at a retro game store booth: "Which Xbox is that?" "The first Xbox" "Oh, the Xbox 1" "No, the original Xbox" "That's what I said, isn't it?"
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
this is my favorite
an image from the article, starting in the middle of a sentence: "US version: mahjong, the sexual massage parlor, and the hostess clubs. After I explain to him what Sega cut from the US version, he said: アメリカ版ã‚'買った奴がかわいそうだ。セガUSAが最低だね.(Translation: I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.)" [sic]
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電蝶/DENCHO @dentyou.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
calvin's dad asks him "PLAYING A RECORD? I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING INTERESTING."
"The two types of floor are carpet and pavement. All floors fall into these two categories. Rugs? Carpet. Wood? Pavement."
"YEAH..." calvin replies.
his dad continues, "Grass? Carpet. But if it dies, it becomes pavement. Despite being meant to be paved, gravel is carpet."
cut to calvin awake in his bed, traumatized from the new information
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
"Hi all, [name] here."
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
shower water? i think she's seen water before...
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
i appreciate the two different yuri tags
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
thanks spotify recommendsed #makeaterriblecomicday2025
a radio, playing, displaying the station 103.0.
one stick figure says "turn the radio off this sogm sucks"
another one turns the radio off
the first one says "thanks"
that same one turns toward the viewer and says "Well folks, that is what we in the business like to call the Power of Persuasion!"
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
i love desert time! oughhh..... water......
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
whats in the glass
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Bobo The Inventor @bobilka.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
i will never recover from this kasane pearto for a certain sinful individual #blender #3dart
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Lou of Art @wunnunnunnun.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
had an exceptionally dumb comic idea
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headhonchkrow🌺 (comms open) @hhonchkrow234.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
sylveon girl. uhhhhh
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
inspired by that one yt comment
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nataliexists @nataliexists.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
i hope this helps for any aspiring needle enthusiasts #iwbtg #aiwannas #needle
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
this was relaly hard which is why it took so long to make this edit
the comic from the original post (cat 1 says "i'm neurodivergent!" cat 2 says "more like nerdodivergent!" and then slams into a tree.
i have edited it so that it says neurodivergent instead of nerdodivergent.
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
i'm glad they're fixing bugs. too many strays are running off and reproducing and we really just can't take care of them all.
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
originality is dead
i have searched for "420 prays it." there is one result, a post from @teknomaniac from 7 hours ago: "I guess 420 Praise It and 420 Prays It apply, too."
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
this will do wonders for the speedrunning community
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slaire @slakri.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
pyrovision
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