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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

GOOF LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHART TONIGHT

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

GINGER CAT APPRECIATION DAY YOU SAY?!

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Finally. Nearly 1 year to the day I ordered it.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

National Black Cat Appreciation Day?!

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I swear, she's days away from having her own gravitational pull.

My black cat, Tali, belly up to the world.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I feel bad that I didn't think of this joke first.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Surrounded by 8 people, not a care in the world. Tom used to run for the hills when people come over. Now he just vibes out.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Drunk on attention and already an ugly sleeper

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I think we've got a GOTY contender for Lexi based on their excitement in Twitch chat when it got brought up on Game Mess Mornings.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Claw stuck in couch, gave up, couldn't care less.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Still hurts. On a related note:

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

COME ON BUDDY I HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE I HAVE NO FOOD PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

There's a moth loose in the house somewhere but Tali can't find it, she's so depressed.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

FOOD HOUND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS MOMENT

My cat Tom eyeing my sandwich, unknowingly endangering himself to my wrath if he tries to snatch any of it.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

My greatest accomplishment of my adult life, everything is downhill from here.

A pastrami sandwich using the brisket I smoked last night after curing for over a week.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

15 hours of labor, troubleshooting, and learning how to use my smoker, and mich angst later, 11PM BRISKET

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Low power, needed to plug in and recharge.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

@tolkoto.com I'm at Classic Games Fest in Austin and found this sealed in a booth. Worth the $40 asking price?

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Every night. Doesn't matter what's on the plate. EVERY. NIGHT.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

There it is, what a dumb thing to do. Kneecapped his own game in the eyes of tons of potential customers and tries to explain it away with two sentences saying that it's a commentary on the state of FPS games. If 1047 knows what's good for it, they'll never let this guy do marketing again.

CEO of 1047 Studios, the developers behind Splitgate 1 and 2, making a statement about his choice of headwear at Summer Game Fest 2025.

"I’m not here to apologize but I am here to clarify. This is not a political statement, it is quite literally what it says, so take it at face value.

The state of multiplayer FPS games is tragically stale. We hope to fix that, whether you want Arena, Battle Royale, Onslaught, or Map Creator.

- Ian"

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Brb, removing my safety limiters

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Occupant cited for spillover risk from wide load.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

This little buddy has no mercy in his heart. He has only two things in life that give him joy: bouncing and feasting upon your blood. And he can use one to get to the other. Beware.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Tali at stage 2 goof, not near critical goof levels but they're on the rise.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Belly rubs in this household do not result in hand-shredding.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

@sega-west.bsky.social Whoever proposed this idea for Pirate Yakuza's marketing should get a raise. If y'all have any budget left over, you should pay the trolley operators to play the Sicko Snap music several times a day for the next 5 years, that would be incredible.

Marketing posters for Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii on the side of a Hawaiian trolley. In the game, players can engage in a substory called Sicko Snap wherein the player rides the trolley and take pictures of "sickos" (buff men in leotards doing ludicrous things) along its route, reminiscent of Pokemon Snap.

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