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Kris

@slackademic.bsky.social
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PhD candidate. Keep going up the ladder. They mad, make em madder. she/her/g

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 14h
Mannn I’m tryna get through this dissertation so I can get far away from academia 😂 how’s law school? What year are you now?
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 15h
I’ve been good, how are you wifey?! I miss you too! I really need to check in more, but I plan on making my way down to Tulane in the coming weeks for research, so we gotta get drunk 😂
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 15h
I feel like I’ve finished fiddy-lehm urban fiction and smut books since I was last here. 😂 I hope everyone is good! What yall been reading? 👀
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 15h
Hey friend!
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 15h
Hey hey!
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 15h
Hey lovely!
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 15h
😘😘
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 15h
Hey you! Good to see you in these Blue Sky streets! I hope all is well ❤️
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 15h
Hey baby love!
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 16h
Hey loves! Y’all better speak back. Don’t be rude.
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
❤️
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Because WHO don’t know every word?
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So I screamed myself hoarse seeing 8Ball & MJG and Bun B with an orchestra last night Ugh. This is easily my fave verse ever
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I saw so many recs with ‘In the Gray’ and ‘The Filth Kings’ and honestly… y’all might be TOO freaked out for me. Wild sex? Have at it. Wild, ridiculous storyline with wild sex? It ain’t that deep.
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In smut and urban romance news… um, I’m inclined to say don’t send send me another dark romance recommendation.
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is how I look when I fake like I can footwork
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not the icon 🥺
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I have a ton of piercings, but only one hole in each ear. I could at least go for 2 more each. Maybe a lil more for the plot.
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I told my husband that I want an ear stack. He asked if I’m in crisis.
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I fell asleep early then woke up at midnight and have been up since. Decided to read a little bit and my book boyfriend got shot. I’m never getting back to bed.
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Christina Aguilera Gives Up on The Voice
ALT: Christina Aguilera Gives Up on The Voice
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Which is why they’re just throwing in random shit at this point
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I gotta say… when they don’t have dialogue from George, these shows become ass FAST.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Rudy Giuliani was called AMERICA'S MAYOR on magazine covers for a year and everyone in the city hated him
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Hated Dad. @n9l5.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I know you got that tire pressure alert going crazy in that Kia
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I don’t know why people talk on the phone in the bathroom at work, but that won’t ever stop me from blowing it up after lunch, babes.
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Pixie Thinks🧚🏽‍♀️ @pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Being on socials after you've told someone goodnight:
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Raccoon Standing Upright
Alt: Raccoon Standing Upright
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This is 🔥
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sunfyre popped out with half a face and a limp
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Damn. They made real orange juice out of Sheapstealer.
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The answers in some of these quotes … show we’re in a literacy crisis
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🎃bastylefilegirl🎃 @bastylefilegirl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
*whispers* A new commissioner
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
So… I need Jahquel J to hire an editor. Some of these sentences are so redundant. But the wild Delgato twin…
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Waterfall Meme
ALT: Waterfall Meme
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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
And mine: Marry someone you LIKE. Like to see. Like to talk to. Like to be around. Like to touch. Like to do for. Like to love.
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If it’s been a few days since my last cycling workout, I usually repeat a workout that I know. This time I decided to challenge myself and try something new and intense … I nearly passed out and was the mustiest I’ve ever been.
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Lil Harvey @jawntravolta.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
And look at him, on paid eternity leave.
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’ve enjoyed my foray into hood novellas and smut, but my Lord I hate how the poorly some of it is written.
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’ve never been one for a monogram bag, but lately they’ve felt so delightfully Y2K/vintage and I’m kinda feeling it.
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My little sister went to see Kem…. she’s 25. That is one Chicago ass child.
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ask him for advice!
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I miss yours, too! 😘
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sometimes titties are the outfit and today is one of those days.
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
why is a'ja's mama this way? 😭
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Proof of life ❤️
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Good for her!
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
She’s such good people, too.
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Both Is Good
ALT: Both Is Good
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I finally convinced my husband to listen to the Danger series.
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It’s what the Democratic Party has done for decades, to be honest. Sit and watch the South be gerrymandered to hell then pop out during presidential and mid-term elections.
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
But mustard tho????
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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ALWAYS. Dressed up or down.
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