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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

So I screamed myself hoarse seeing 8Ball & MJG and Bun B with an orchestra last night Ugh. This is easily my fave verse ever

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

In smut and urban romance news… um, I’m inclined to say don’t send send me another dark romance recommendation.

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This is how I look when I fake like I can footwork

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I told my husband that I want an ear stack. He asked if I’m in crisis.

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I fell asleep early then woke up at midnight and have been up since. Decided to read a little bit and my book boyfriend got shot. I’m never getting back to bed.

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Christina Aguilera Gives Up on The Voice

ALT: Christina Aguilera Gives Up on The Voice

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Which is why they’re just throwing in random shit at this point

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I gotta say… when they don’t have dialogue from George, these shows become ass FAST.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Rudy Giuliani was called AMERICA'S MAYOR on magazine covers for a year and everyone in the city hated him

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Hated Dad. @n9l5.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I know you got that tire pressure alert going crazy in that Kia

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I don’t know why people talk on the phone in the bathroom at work, but that won’t ever stop me from blowing it up after lunch, babes.

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Sunfyre popped out with half a face and a limp

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Damn. They made real orange juice out of Sheapstealer.

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The answers in some of these quotes … show we’re in a literacy crisis

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🎃bastylefilegirl🎃 @bastylefilegirl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

*whispers* A new commissioner

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

So… I need Jahquel J to hire an editor. Some of these sentences are so redundant. But the wild Delgato twin…

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Waterfall Meme

ALT: Waterfall Meme

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Vincent ⚖️ @vtheesquire.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

And mine: Marry someone you LIKE. Like to see. Like to talk to. Like to be around. Like to touch. Like to do for. Like to love.

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

If it’s been a few days since my last cycling workout, I usually repeat a workout that I know. This time I decided to challenge myself and try something new and intense … I nearly passed out and was the mustiest I’ve ever been.

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Lil Harvey @jawntravolta.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

And look at him, on paid eternity leave.

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I’ve enjoyed my foray into hood novellas and smut, but my Lord I hate how the poorly some of it is written.

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I’ve never been one for a monogram bag, but lately they’ve felt so delightfully Y2K/vintage and I’m kinda feeling it.

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

My little sister went to see Kem…. she’s 25. That is one Chicago ass child.

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Sometimes titties are the outfit and today is one of those days.

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

why is a'ja's mama this way? 😭

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

She’s such good people, too.

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I finally convinced my husband to listen to the Danger series.

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

It’s what the Democratic Party has done for decades, to be honest. Sit and watch the South be gerrymandered to hell then pop out during presidential and mid-term elections.

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I hate to say it, I hope I don’t sound ridiculous, but I’ve yet to see anyone outdress the women in their 50s on social media. They are THE style girls and it ain’t close.

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Was supposed to have a connection flight in Atlanta this weekend but got diverted and then held in Huntsville overnight due to storms. Delta approved my hotel reimbursement within 12 hours and I got it this morning. Never coming up off of these Skymiles.

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I love getting on a fresh plane early in the morning because it’s going to be the smoothest boarding and departure all day, but I HATE waking up at 4 AM.

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Well, Rhaenyra isn’t good at this…

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Kris @slackademic.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I started reading The Art of Loving You because I loved Only for the Week real bad. Rome and Janelle were getting naked by Chapter 3. What is this, Natasha?!