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correct me if I'm wrong est. 1978

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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 54m
if as an NFL player in 2026 you're gonna have Sebastian Janikowski's body type you'd better also have his leg and/or his MDMA plug
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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
My favorite Fantasy book is a toss-up between Dumbass Goblins Everywhere and Son Of A Bitch It's A Centaur.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 2h
You gone always be too much to the wrong people
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♡Scary Kate. 🇵🇸 @katespeace.northsky.social · 4h
CIS LIBERALS, THIS KILLS TRANS KIDS. Please read my words!! It will kill trans kids! Hold these democratic leaders accountable, call them, write to them, let them know that this is unacceptable and horrific! That this is abusive! Please stand with trans *kids*! This isn't strategy, this is harm!
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 10h
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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The Intercept @theintercept.com · 10h
EXCLUSIVE: Rep. Delia Ramirez is bringing a bill to eliminate DHS a day after the raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home.
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Don’t Stop at ICE, Says Progressive Dem: Abolish the Department of Homeland Security
The bill to eliminate the Department of Homeland Security comes a day after the HSI raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 7h
The Songs in the Key of Life episode drops at 1 pm ET btw www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhXP...
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Spencer Hall on Stevie Wonder's Songs in the Key of Life at 50 | Bomani Jones
YouTube video by The Right Time with Bomani Jones
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 12h
and an n95 respirator, as measles is airborne as are the other things he caught
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 19h
user was blocked to hell
screenshot of my Bluesky feed where the post immwdiately after the one of the Rams kicker is from the acct called USER WAS BLOCKED FOR POSTING THIS.  The post in question reads "Looking good (tumbs up emoji, blushing smiley face emoji)
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
but i love boo-t
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"we call on bob the goon to urge the joker to reconsider his mass murder plan and instead call on bob and the rest of the joker's henchmen to rebuke him." - senate democrats
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Photo of Amy Klobuchar with BROW FURROWED in a Dark Souls title overlay
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey California! Be careful this election because the big money creeps are trying to trick you (again).
There's a trap on your ballot in California. Here's how to get past it.
1. Prop 40: 250 billionaires pay with they owe so hospitals, schools, and food assistant survive the federal cuts. Vote yes.
2. Props 41 and 42: paid for by billionaires to cancel prop 40. Vote no.
3. Tell one person, because the confusion is the plan.
Yes I'm 40. No on 41 and 42.
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The Cocky One @cockymf.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Christopher Wallace
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Notorious B.I.G. Biggie Dance
ALT: Notorious B.I.G. Biggie Dance
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
then pass her a joint rolled in toilet paper
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My kid has started a Letterboxd list called Killer Sweaters for films where the killer wears a great sweater and they've asked me to throw it out to Bluesky for more because "that's the kind of thing those weirdos like to do"
Chris Pratt: Knives OutBetsy Palmer: Friday the 13thMatthew Lillard: ScreamMasato Hagiwara: Cure
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Most Overrated People in Human History. 1. Christopher Columbus 2. Richard the Lionheart 3. Eric Clapton 4. Justin Herbert 5. T.S. Eliot 6. Robert E. Lee 7. Whoever Invented Agriculture 8. Marcel Proust 9. Hannibal Barca (the Elephant dude) 10. George Lucas
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The Sherlock Holmes Of Tire Marks @hexisbored.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
too concerned with the wrong Hamilton smh
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
[Yakety Sax starts to play in a minor key]
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
jameis winston world cup-style mickey mouse hands
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Danny Trejo🧊 fans can cheer: The compete Machete quadrilogy, only on Disney Prime
Four posters
Machete
Machete KIlls
Machete Kills Again... In Space (IYKYK)
Machete Kills Machete (Danny Trejo tackling Danny Trejo)

the latter is winner of least dignity at the 2026 paycheck awards
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
smooth as cold butter
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Mike (They/Them) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mxmike.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly
Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt that’s been edited to look like a plain white t shirt
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i saw at least 4 extremely large hats thrown into the air, that's a thing you and your Stetson can wait a lifetime for
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mannn Lane ain't got shit on The Gatekeeper, she's actually been seen above her cover(s)
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this same thing happened for me with reggae and funk after I snagged a separate bass woofer, like ohhhh THAT'S how big the pyramid is
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
from the Saudi Team that fkboi Ronaldo played for
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
[my eyes roll back and fill with black liquid] he overcame adversityyyyyy
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
that's the Red FOXXXES BABY
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BUNKO, the mascot of Bunkyo University in Tokyo, is a mysterious bear-like creature.
A white, bear-like mascot with one brown ear, pink cheeks, and a blue shoulder bag stands in front of a promotional stand in a convention centre.
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M Night Famalam @rorybreaker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good morning. I love a hazy overcast sky from time to time. This painting depicts a beautiful Fall morning when the temperature is perfect and the air is crisp and clean. Dope.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Drink the water outta your toilet, you George Costanza looking motherfucker
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Jessica Pishko @jesspish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Most people in the USA have been very willing to allow a great deal of state violence so long as they do not need to witness or experience it regularly. MAGA has used this to push the limit of how much violence the USA will tolerate. There is no reason to think the escalation will stop.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026
People getting mad about this probably don’t remember AEDPA, the Anti-Terrorism and Effective Death Penalty Act, which passed the senate by 91-8, and the House 293-133, and was signed into law by Bill Clinton.
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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
used AI to personalize my Mario Kart. No more weird vehicles, we're all in Subarus now. The courses are the streets of my youth, and instead of shells we're picking up Gobstoppers. Yoshi looks like my dog. All the rest of the characters are sexy ladies who are there because they really want to be
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
close your eyes and imagine Theoden, it's eerie
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imagine if Democrats were campaigning on "No immigrants in sports" or "No healthcare for Black children" or "I don't support biological Jews". You know it would be outright evil. Why does your calculus change when those same arguments are made about trans people?
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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*sees something american happening in america*: seems kinda Muslim to me
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WIZARDRY
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 09/10/2026
A U.S. charity in Gaza is worried that teachers at its schools might stray from a curriculum it says promotes peace and tolerance, so it plans to record classroom conversations and use artificial intelligence to flag speech deemed “hateful” or “inciting.”
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A US charity plans to use AI to monitor its Gaza classrooms for 'hateful' speech
A U.S. charity in Gaza is worried that teachers at its schools might stray from a curriculum it says promotes peace and tolerance.
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
literally listening today to an old Fullcast where it was mentioned that Jon Bois had given Sanchez 51 years worth of fruitless Madden simulations to win a ring. By extension, the Cowboys are your 2077-78 champions!!
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i genuinely wonder how many ppl who are horrified by the livestreamed federal execution idea have also ignored Izz Ra Hel's building of literal media studios around stylized gallows after passing the death sentence for prisoners bill, with US taxes ofc
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
are you FOCKING KIDDING ME?? The MAHA movement KILLS PEOPLE, YOU THUMB
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dudes with attitude, title screen, nes (1990) www.mobygames.com/game/33166/d...
dudes with attitude are balls, wearing shades, grinning, bouncing across a blue landscape. a kinda evil looking ball is looming in the background, wearing an eye patch.
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you're posting about voting in unrelated comment sections, STAY ONLINE
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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
and a GIF! a GIF for babby
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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