Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 11hgetting worse and worse at leaving the house! It’s scary out there 030 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 15/10/2026ummm did you ever stop to think that maybe that’s why you’re stressed out!!? 130 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026also i have one of those brick devices that locks you out of apps. that helps too 010 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026similar rhythm, more sustainable amount of dopamine. seems so obvious but it’s not 130 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026this is so stupid but the solution to stopping doom scrolling is literally just reading a book 1121 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026interesting color palette here. if you’re an artist or designer and would like to use this as a color story inspo, please contact me. 071 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026me too thank you! my tattoo artist always has cool flash 010 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the masculine urge to have 6 jars of half eaten salsa in the fridge 6914 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026really beautiful that home made pickles always taste better and chicory will wilt if you try and cut it and put it in a vase 040 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026how long is it gonna be until they invent a meal pill so we have no excuse to take lunch breaks anymore 030 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i’ve been really wanting cat claw nails and anime lashes but am unfortunately only surrounded by taylor swift salons 020 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026just keep your eyes..and your ears open. you’ll learn soon enough 010 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i can’t believe it’s near me because we usually have nothing lol 010 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i get two drinks in me and all of a sudden it’s the perfect time to buy tickets to fraggle rock live 160 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026literally every single thing has been pissing me off these days 020 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026imagining a world without plants and food and i’m smiling. that sounds so awesome 060 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026the should study the fact that i make a typo in virtually every post i make 010 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026it brings me not joy putting a stupid ass surveillance camera in my yard but a guy stole stuff from us and a week later we had to stop him from beating the shit out of a young guy in front of our house. i’m being forced into the karensphere 050 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026suspicious character trespassing on my property. the police have been notified 050 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026just unlocked the gun in pokemon go. let’s do this 020 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i’ve been such a good consumer recently that they’re letting me tour the murder factory for 50 cents off!!! 041 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026one of the most frustrating things about living in vermont is that our proximity to canada creates a higher likelihood of canadian coins being involved in my sorting process 250 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026i need influencers to stop holding their clip on mic up to their mouths when the do voice overs. i do not need to hear your tongue moving around when you fucking speak!!! 040 0
Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026might write an article about the potential of another pandemic 010 0
