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Skylorn

@skylorn.bsky.social
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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a close up of the face of the hulk with his eyes glowing green
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I could smell the pollen as soon as I stepped outside today. It’s everywhere. Soon, I’ll have the Eyes of Ibad.
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a person wearing a leather glove is pouring sand on a table
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/03/2025
Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/food-st...
MYTH: People who receive food stamps don’t work.

FACT: You are browsing the internet instead of working right now.
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
In that case, I too will release national security secrets. Cloning is real. I am Alan Ritchson’s double. Also, the gulf is now known as ‘The Gulf of Quesadillas’ because I like quesadillas AND that name better. Hey Siri. Text Jason. You were 3 min late today. You’re fired. Shit Siri stop undo
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
The birds are siiiinging. They sure don’t mind this dreary day. Ground is wet and sloppy, overcast… but you wouldn’t know it based on their song.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Art is what helps us through every other fucking thing.
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
For years, people fought against cultural forces and new technologies which they claimed “corrupted youth”. It used to be comic books, radio, film and television, video games, internet. Today, they’ve replaced not only the argument, but the “people” involved now bots too. Buncha bot arguers. Ugh.
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
when this week’s episode of Drag Race ends
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a woman wearing glasses and a hat is talking to another woman and says rigga morris .
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Jeremy David Engels @jeremydavidengels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Watching the snow fall on the garden this morning, I contemplate how each snowflake was once a cloud that was once the ocean that was once a river that once a little stream that was once a puddle in the garden. Everything is impermanent. Everything is interconnected. Even us. #mindfulness
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I went to the grocery for broccoli and those saboteurs filled the bakery with donuts. Can a regular guy just walk through the market?
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The first airing of dragonball was in 1996. The ultimate warrior was doing Vegeta in 1988, only with wilder arms and less power stance… same ki, though. 😂 youtube.com/watch?v=Xu2d...
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The day back after holiday is like second monday. Unless it IS Monday,wherein it becomes monday squared.
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
When Archway stopped producing the Archway Frosted Finger cookies… that’s when I gave up. Happy New Year in this Frosted Fingerless wasteland IF YOU WANT TO.
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Jimmy Carter. A lifetime of service. I have no words but thank you. 🙏🏽 #ThankYouJimmyCarter
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
If you only knew the powah of the rawhide… #DarthNugget
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, then Paul Blart: Mall Cop is a Die Hard movie.
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
@elienyc.bsky.social Hell yea, I’m excited to watch it! The next one I’m stoked for is the new Arnold Schwarzenegger/ Alan Richardson on called “The Man With the Bag”. It follows Santa, who turns to his naughty list to find a former thief to help him get his stolen magic bag back.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
“Thank you for applying, Captain Rogers, but can you explain this gap in your resume?”
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Spoiled myself over the holiday. Fireball, Rum Chata, Kahlua… blended with ice. I call it a “toasted snowflake”. It’s missing something… maybe coffee. Wait, alcohol is poison?? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😮‍💨 Another!
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
We start with the “super man” bleeding. And it’s his dog who saves him. I’m in. Just tell me when tickets are available. youtube.com/watch?v=6UXG...
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Saturday night board games.
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a man in a police uniform has a patch on his shoulder that says ' washington d.c. '
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Imagine that. Same reason why Losartan and those other drugs were taken off the market. 😠 www.yahoo.com/news/fda-rec...
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FDA recalls more than 233,000 bottles of antidepressant over possible cancerous chemical
More than 233,000 bottles of an antidepressant have been recalled by the FDA due to the presence of duloxetine posing the risk of cancer.
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I have a request @bsky.app - the ability to double like these posts. It’s redundant… and substantive.
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Great Photography @skypics.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Purple Sunset in Italy 💜
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
In the end, the world doesn’t need superheroes. Just brave people.
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
What? No, not seventh seal - I said seventh VEAL.
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
😐
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The thoughts are creeping in… the more discussion surrounding the breath of fresh air that is Bluesky’s platform, the more incentive bad faith actors have to reside here. You’re not a refugee. You’re a person who spends a large portion of their day on social media. Enjoy your stay. Be mindful.
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Drop the mic. If you want to, that is.
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
Been listening for years.
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Feels great.
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Skylorn @skylorn.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Purpuh!
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Hiro Ohta @xlix.me · 15/08/2024
The moon does not fight. It attacks no one. It does not worry. It does not try to crush others. It keeps to its course, but by its very nature, it gently influences. What other body could pull an entire ocean from shore to shore? - Ming-Dao Deng
photo by Roberto Nickson
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