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SkyE Jordan

@skyfyefutbol.bsky.social
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1/2 of @sheabutterfc.com Yes it’s me… I am fly and that’s why I am SkyE SWATS blessed & WildWildWest fresh. Engineer🤓, BGirl🥳 & 🏖 Evangelist. Also a Fan Free Agent. Aka SkyE Hussle 🏳️‍🌈🃏🏎️ ⚽️ 🏀 🏈

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SkyE Jordan @skyfyefutbol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Peak NWSL After Dark ass match! Ain’t no better league but maybe Liga Mx Femenil! Amen
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Bruno Fernandes needs punched in the throat @thombomb816.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Greetings and salutations from CPKC Stadium! I am your @sheabutterfc.com correspondent between KC Current and Bay FC as the home team celebrates Hispanic Heritage tonight. This is the MatchDay thread. Please follow along
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Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her @southernsylvs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope that "fan" from Tuesday is having an awful night.
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SkyE Jordan @skyfyefutbol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lmfao 🎰 Casinos UP!🎰 take yall asses to the plane expeditiously heauxes! Galveston on 3!
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does State Farm do dental insurance
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SkyE Jordan @skyfyefutbol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am tired of soccer of the americas /globe getting dictated by beans and toast visions when we got more stars on our chest. We trying to turn ourselves to entities that ain’t got trophies. And thinking fun, fast, transitional soccer is bad or flavor is inferior. Meanwhile it cooks everyone.
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John Millsap is Bi🏳️‍🌈 @notagallopho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Where's the lie, though.
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Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her @southernsylvs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eugene from the top rope!
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dabigjoker.bsky.social @dabigjoker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎯🎯🎯
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Bruno Fernandes needs punched in the throat @thombomb816.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oop
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Wendy Williams' Sly Smile for Stan Twitter
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Erica Y. @ericaolde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Komander Aew
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SkyE Jordan @skyfyefutbol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Say it again sir!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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SkyE Jordan @skyfyefutbol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never talk crazy bout Azzi as the 1st pick ever again. If your ass watched,she was getting tripled/doubled teamed ALL season & still was cooking teams while ⚓️ the wings defense. And cooked the Liberty & had Chris crashing out. Like enjoy these hoops & watch these players learn and grow respectly
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SkyE Jordan @skyfyefutbol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welp your ROY been getting guarded like every other lottery pick for a month and struggling. Then no plans made to have a plan to go through Phee as she adjusts. Also not having adequate role adjustments with Phee return and you get getting packed up despite the one seed. Whew
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KMJeezy @kmjeezy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And no shade because Liv had a good season but please shut up with all the she should have went #1.
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The Scuffed Podcast @scuffed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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SkyE Jordan @skyfyefutbol.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If Azzi didn’t make your All Rookie team, you got an agenda you need to take up with God fr. If Angel wasn’t in your All Defense team , then please touch grass. Same with Paige All WNBA first team. Too much not actually looking at games and agendas going on for awards that impact player’s salaries.
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Kc Nevijay @kcnevijay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is my own supersititious way of trying to manifest some good vibes and a Miami win today. Been a min since I dropped one of these @skyfyefutbol.bsky.social, trying to blend a few classics as per usual. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB2E...
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Kc Nevijay - Hold Up Mix (Pt. XVIII)
YouTube video by Kc Nevijay
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Bruno Fernandes needs punched in the throat @thombomb816.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@sheabutterfc.com AVAILABILITY REPORT: OUT- @thombomb816.bsky.social (back) Be sure to follow along with @danielsperrykc.bsky.social @bypjgreen.bsky.social @cindy-lara.bsky.social @kgier.bsky.social to keep you locked in on today’s match between KC Current and Denver Summit
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SkyE Jordan @skyfyefutbol.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Btw 35 still leading in several defensive categories and hasnt played. Whew wee if she didn’t have that knee soreness what would’ve been especially since she started super hunting shots like a sniper and lowkey demanding the ball. Sheesh. Year two is soon though
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KMJeezy @kmjeezy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
has been the #1 recruit of her class since HS which is how she got to UCONN in the first place. Dallas was either taking Azzi or they were taking Betts. Olivia Miles was never in that conversation.
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KMJeezy @kmjeezy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
People saying Liv was being shady in that interview with the soccer lady. I dont think she was necessarily but people gotta let it go. OM was never predicted to go #1. Everybody was talking about Betts. Also #1 overall is not just about the tournament. It’s about your overall career and Azzi Fudd
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KMJeezy @kmjeezy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
OM been going around talking about she “fell to #2” and it was “politics.” That is not what happened. Betts was who everybody said was going #1. Olivia Miles was never in that convo. Liv transferred to TCU after some beef with Hidaldo, a less prominent school and got knocked out the tournament.
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KMJeezy @kmjeezy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Azzi Fudd has been the #1 recruit in her class since HS. Dallas had the #1 pick and was never picking a PG because they have Paige Bueckers. OM got very lucky going to a great coach and a great team not currently in a rebuild. Dallas won 10 games last season without Fudd.
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dabigjoker.bsky.social @dabigjoker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#NWSLonLifetime if you wanna down a rabbit hole lol www.youtube.com/hashtag/nwsl...
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SkyE Jordan @skyfyefutbol.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bring these lifetime NWSL joints back!!! youtu.be/36An1G95G1A?...
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Player Spotlight: Lynn Williams (North Carolina Courage) | #NWSLonLifetime
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Allen @anellyhawks57.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😂😂💀💀
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SkyE Jordan @skyfyefutbol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man that last nc state play gotta get the coach packed up as he had timeout and they had space to take a knee in open field @sickoscommittee.org because ain’t no way. Embarrassing NC State and the ACC on this Saturday
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Eboni Navidad -Shirley Chisholm Fan Club @ebonic25.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All packs include a pad, midol, Tylenol, Advil, a bandaid, an alcohol pad, lens wipe, feminine wipe, drip drop, and Ziploc bag. Always evolving. If you think I should add something or change anything, please let me know. Doing what I can to make the community better and safer.
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Eboni Navidad -Shirley Chisholm Fan Club @ebonic25.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A project that I'm proud to debut. This weekend and beyond, I'll have Period Packs available at Courage games. No questions asked. I'll always go with you. In a time where people are trying to break us, this is how we stay together.
4 Colorful packs of period packs
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Bruno Fernandes needs punched in the throat @thombomb816.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Eboni stands ten toes down on everything she does. Grateful she is part of the WoSo space.
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dabigjoker.bsky.social @dabigjoker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
called KC a clearance rack special 😭😭😭
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
don't worry kansas city fans this is nothing a phone call to jesse marsch can't fix
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morgan 👻 @mortymo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
always sunny Dennis, shirtless, caption says “you ever been in a hurricane Adrian?”
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SkyE Jordan @skyfyefutbol.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We are in 2026 and the league doesn’t likely have trainings to extensively target harrassment or workplace behavior and leadership like a professional corporation would. I am not surprised at all 🤦🏾‍♀️
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Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her @southernsylvs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The WOSO community is a lot of things, for better and for worse. But it's times like this that will make me fight about and for y'all. We protect one another in a world that doesn't protect us. Love y'all for real.
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PJ Green @bypjgreen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A recap of some of Lo LaBonta’s comments yesterday about the stability of the KC Current and where they go after Vlatko Andonovski’s departure. #KCBaby #NWSL www.kansascity.com/sports/socce...
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After Vlatko Andonovski’s departure, KC Current resumes push for NWSL playoffs
The Current has 7 matches remaining, starting with a home showdown against Orlando Friday evening.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
yung samba beat yung beans in stoppage time with a little razzle dazzle
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Bruno Fernandes needs punched in the throat @thombomb816.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“We’ve lost our head coach and GM in one season.” -LaBonta (? From @bypjgreen.bsky.social)
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Bruno Fernandes needs punched in the throat @thombomb816.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“For the players which I will always represent the best I can, over these two years I think we over accomplished our goals minus lifting that final big trophy with Vlatko. People don’t see the conversations behind the scenes” -LaBonta (? from @bypjgreen.bsky.social)
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
vlatko was moved to sporting director then the owner called jesse marsch to ask who to hire as coach, then yeeted the best defensive midfield prospect in the country without replacing her. none of these were vlatko-coded decisions, i’m surprised he lasted this long.
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SkyE Jordan @skyfyefutbol.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You got four stars. Stop letting no star entities dictate your federation’s and domestic league standards. If you don’t embrace what got you four stars and acting like you run this. …
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dabigjoker.bsky.social @dabigjoker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🎶banda make 'em dance. banda make 'em dance🎶 @sheabutterfc.com
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Bruno Fernandes needs punched in the throat @thombomb816.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Greetings and salutations from CPKC Stadium. I am here as your @sheabutterfc.com correspondent for today’s crucial playoff positioning match between KC Current and North Carolina Courage. This is the match day thread. Follow along if you would.
Thombomb in a breathable collared shirt and blue hat in the Grant Wahl press box at CPKC Stadium
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Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽ @likethe309.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Great work friends @cloud9goth.bsky.social
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Ned Donovan | Encounter Party now on Amazon Prime! @neddonovan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@cloud9goth.bsky.social with the fantastic tifo
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Joe R observes Bat Season @gothanfc.com · 29/08/2026
@cloud9goth.bsky.social @natty-blaze.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
number 15 comes with a gk assist, delightful
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ashley sanchez is so locked in, note how deep she drops to twist and turn before releasing a teammate up the wing, then watch the bottom of the screen
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
love this clever flicked assist from ijeh
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