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Skye Centrella

@skyeactual.bsky.social
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40s Lesbian Evil She/Her Consensual Adulterer This machine runs on estrogen and cialis MDNI - Hard Kinks Massive Battletech fan 🇺🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 I'm all about that ✨//COSMIC & rel to 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️ love Banner: EldoniusRex: bsky.app/profile/eldoniousrex.bsky.…

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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 10m
Loved the story! You've got @celestialempress.bsky.social so well trained. I love how her handle declares her to be an "Empress" when I've seen her bark for you.
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 11m
Yeah, chat's lucky AF.
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 11m
Hi there! I wondered when you'd make yourself known to me. I knew it'd happen eventually ^ . ^
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 42m
electric engines and a nuclear powerplant where the bomb bay was. My actual pie-in-the-sky dream is a flying houseboat with a reactor. Infinite freedom. And billionaires are so fucking boring for not building at least one of those, the bastards.
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 42m
I mean I get it but the emplacements and turrets are heavy as shit, and I'm thinking about battery packs and deployable solar panels and all this other stuff. I really wish that the U.S. had developed that flying nuclear reactor beyond the really REALLY dangerous PWR. Imagine this thing with
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 1h
Exactly!
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 1h
You got the movie night cuddle palace.
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 1h
PBM-3s were so huge they called them the Flying Barracks. Kitchens, sleeping facilities, a medical bay, get rid of the guns and bomb racks and turn the observation stations into windowed libraries and you're *cooking* Also, fill the tail at that angle with plushies and an angled flatscreen...
Two PBM-3 Mariners next to a U.S. Warship, 1940s
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 2h
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 3h
Also this with counter-rotating turboprops is my dream home:
Martin Mariner
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 3h
Yup! I understand why it isn't. I just wish that it was different.
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 3h
I wish they were counter-rotating
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Witch Reign (formerly Leinth) @reignboughs.bsky.social · 4h
"So, are you religious?", the wife is asked. She pauses for just a moment. She's an atheist. Of course she is. She always has been. Well, ever since moving out of her parents' home years ago. Why would answering "No." feel so, so wrong, now?
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 4h
I miss the world we were building when we thought this emoji had a place Let's get back on that
Emoji with a giant smile, eyes rolled back and to the left like it's telling a story, an expression of pure glee on its face
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 23h
Luigi Mangione, world's most photogenic man
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 4h
Those are my favorite kind of girls. Your fans are the best.
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 4h
Thank you for showing so very clearly how much the tradwife thing is an abuse and control kink. 10/10, no notes.
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 4h
So there will be obedient submissive girls in your stream chat? I was already planning on attending today you don't need to sell me on it any harder.
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 7h
Not realistic, the average Midwesterner would wipe the floor with three Brooklynites
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c.e. chant/hades 💀🐊 💬 too many comics @portaltohades.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy indigenous peoples day
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 7h
This went from fanfic about a rationalist harry potter self insert who was the smartest most specialest boy in the world to "an AI god is coming and we can either work to make it arrive or it will torture us all. You know. Atheism. Cause Atheism is when you invent a god.
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 7h
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, a work by Eliezer Yudkowsky about how he's a very smart and very special boy who's "less wrong" about everything despite ignoring pretty much all of western philosophy and trying to reinvent it (poorly, and failing) from first principals.
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 7h
Not enough people know that Roko's Basilisk and all the AI hysteria we're dealing with started with a Harry Potter fanfic.
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 13h
How, and I cannot express my displeasure at this discovery enough, the absolute fuck is it 3:00 in the fucking morning? Going to bed.
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 16h
I'm a Herman Melville character the way I was Assigned Hater at Birth. Night Emma.
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 17h
I love the psychic damage this is doing. Well done.
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luckyplushy 🐇 @luckyplushy.bsky.social · 17h
Wal-hound fanart cause sure why the hell not
A Walmart Sales Associate with a forced smile on her face as her Manager rests her hand on her shoulder.

Her manager says, "Associate, On The Clock."
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Belle Grace @vampiredollthing.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The IRA could have overthrown the Empire from WARHOUND tbh.
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Siobhán Casey @shivs.kindgirls.online · 12/10/2026
"they were both bottoms" meme but they're both scared of spiders
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 12/10/2026
i love moshing but sometimes you can tell when the pit has progressed beyond "having fun to the music" into "finally i get to let out all these negative emotions" and i realized tonight that i'm not really here for the latter
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I worry they'd be stringy and gamey. So I'd go for fuck rather than kill and eat. That said, I'll try anything once, culinarily speaking, and you do have me wondering now.
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wait does it mean something else? I was just seeing this as the evolution of scrotemoid. ... If moid has its own meaning, no one has ever informed me. For reference, I was basically kept in a windowless room without internet access for several years, starting in 2022.
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*giggles* "Grotemoid" is a lovely word.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 11/10/2026
Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Blaire White is such a pathetic joke that I forget who she is most of the time. She's extremely online and I only really know of her thanks to Vesper of Dead Domain. She's a "literally who" Brianna Wu is far less comical and is trying to engage with power and policy.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon
Panel 1: a large robot (composed of AI servers, network switches, storage arrays, and power distribution units) and a human are talking.

Professor "You don't want to destroy humanity do you, lLLM-A-9300x?"

Robot "Haha. What a silly question, Professor. I have no desires or feelings of my own whatsoever."

Professor (relieved)"Oh good." 

Panel 2: they walk on. The robot continues  "I am merely a tool of the company that created me. And that company, being composed of humans, will naturally have humanity's best interests at heart."

Panel 3: The professor is conspicuously quiet.
"Right?" says the Robot.
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More silence

"Professor?"
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11/10/2026
jerma looking confused holding a piece of paper that he is reading
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pretty BOO!!!👻👻🎃🎃😈😈🎃👻!!!😈g @inyourculture.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i think we're going to have to talk about the way modern computers are messing with our ability to be patient and persistent. and that's by letting us speed up pokemon emulators
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🦇 batalie 🦇 @5v0lt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
many oomfs indeed
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Sartha kayce @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 10/10/2026
in his defense, look at me
a really fucking hot white butch dyke. she's wearing black pants, a double rivet belt, and a black sleeveless turtleneck. she's got short blonde hair and a side shave
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rach | 🏳️‍⚧️ | 🔒 | caged critter @shiftingentity.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
on my digital shit again
rach and their tits in a gameboy camera style filter
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh maybe that’s why I was getting looks today
My face and neck. Neck is covered in deep purple hickeys
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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
People notice when you care. The little gestures that you think nothing of mean the world to their recipients The quirks and flaws that you're self-conscious about are what your friends miss when you're not around You mean more to the people around you than you realize, I promise.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh the natsec types are either mormons or freaks. As an ex-natsec girlie, I was always one of the freaks. But see, there are so many lost girls out there, and if we can just train them up properly...
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Florida-based. Not Utah. There are facilities in the everglades. There's even a horrible disused boys school in the orange groves near Arcadia.
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You really *are* a masochist, aren't you?
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oooooh. Give me the one you're locking in chastity I promise to return her in a... serviceable condition. Assuming it's you who's getting serviced, that is.
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Skye Centrella @skyeactual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Don't worry. I'm sure you'll know what you need to know when and if she decides you need to know it.
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