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Edible yes. Digestible...not so much (I guess you could try seeding your GI tract with micro flora from an herbivore...good luck with that fecal transplant).

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 6h

@margaret.bsky.social Just listening to LLtWiD and I have to correct two minor things really quick: 1) 60mm is about two and a half inches. 60cm would be two feet. 2) 80mm is a little over 3" 1"=25.4mm

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 13h

I'm not convinced the loaded sabre Hey Zeus would approve

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 19h

Silk pillow case...easily the best and coolest pillow cases I've ever owned. Worth the $$$

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 19h

It's been done. Arguably the greatest article of men's clothing ever...

We kilt the last person who called it a skirt

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's even worse when the gods are angry and start throwing marble sized balls of ice at everything...

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I did, I'm good (I'm also Canadian but our treasonous provincial government has been borrowing from your voter suppression handbook).

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Jen , the MT liberal bird lady @liberal-jen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Have you checked your voter status lately? You should.

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I've got a bottle of 190 proof everclear in the deep freeze... Nominally 95% ethanol and 5% water...technically a solution...just not a good solution for most of life's problems (pretty effective though)

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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 04/10/2026

🤣😂 *Anytime a company offers a new AI integration

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I did a whole assed 3000 level virology course back in the 90's that boiled down to viruses and cancer, cancer and viruses. This has been known...

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yep...when they're out of phase, it's like a flanger or stereo chorus turned up to 11 Not exactly comfortable...but, being able to actually hear speech over the tinnitus...priceless

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Maybe if they took my suggestion and dropped the price to $5

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hahaha... When I try using the Find My Phone app... It blasts the alarm tone through my hearing aids. So helpful

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's Gemini powered and I swear it's trippin' balls... It tells me my heart rate is low on my bicycle ride ...when I'm on a motorcycle... If I ask it to summarize my push or pull day workouts, it will "remember" about 5% of the exercises and make up another 30-40% Not worth the subscription

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Neither do I. And I won't miss the "coach" when my "premium features" get pulled at the end of the trial period

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My current watch is a Google/Fitbit. I don't like the app...it's not worth the $100...no $130/year How about $5? The AI doesn't just hallucinate...I think it took the brown acid. Le sigh...

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Buried deep in device settings yeah...I found it eventually... The other issue with the Huawei watch was, it sent all of my health data to China...no doubt to train a budget AI

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Google, allegedly, has the best sensors. I need something for heart rate and activity monitoring. My old Huawei watch was ok...ish...but the heart rate monitor was a little flaky. It would wake me up when I was sleeping if my heart rate dropped below 50.

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm on dual anti-platelet ... shaving cuts bleed forever ...paper cuts...should I use a tourniquet on a paper cut?

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My neighbour's cat Vader (Darth Kittius was right there!) escaped the other day so...maybe not all pets?

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Stupid ass AI "coach" says, 'You didn't sleep worth a shit, skip the workout today.' Please...I haven't had a decent sleep in years, maybe decades...and you ask me why every morning. Can anyone recommend a "Smart Watch" that doesn't suck and doesn't require a subscription for the app?

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

At best, we would be an unincorporated territory like Guam or Puerto Rico... That's a hard nope from me dog

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Pericarditis? Myocarditis? Yeah...that can happen...

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I give the heart attack 0/5* Fucking bullshit. Do not recommend. (For the record, it was the "best possible heart attack" that I could have had.) Now I push weights and walk instead of smoking and eating poorly...

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Actual Footage Monty Phyton

Alt: Actual Footage Monty Phyton Not dead yet

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Between work, recovering from a heart attack this spring and supporting a friend through kicking an addiction, I'm spread a little thin. But, I do spend an awful lot of my time doom scrolling the blue skies

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

/lurk mode I am. I just don't post much very often. There's too much WTAF! for me to deal with effectively.

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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

for anyone who followed my episodes about the Drug User Liberation Front, and their canadian supreme court challenge... well, good news

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Ika'kimaa Books and More @ikakimaa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Check your voter registration in Alberta! I was not registered at my new address despite submitting it at the beginning of September for the 2nd or 3rd time. Finally had to call the toll free line and get someone to do it for me. I am now *hopefully* going to be able to vote in the referendum.

elections.ab.ca

Check here to see if you are currently registered as a voter or if you need to re-register or update your voter information.

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can confirm, I've been listening to it since...like...1990...

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Apparently disbanded in the mid to late 90's Tip's legacy lives on.

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mapledad.bsky.social @mapledad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Attention Albertans!

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oh yeah...there are so many reasons why I'm not management material...paperwork, is near the top of the list. 0/5* fucking bullshit

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ooooooh...Lets get cancelled by the PMRC

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Take That, Toxins! @takethattoxins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Where are all my fellow Gen X punk weirdos?

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Yeah...I only last 4 years as a school bus driver. It's...kind of a sketchy industry...

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The five hour lunch breaks make up for a lot of the other nonsense you have to deal with...

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Loud and obnoxious ...yeah...

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Whenever I see someone react to a new ...Carney action... I ask myself WWSHD?

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They're funny. And they've apparently decided that I'm not threatening. This fella landed on the water barrel, hopped down onto the tires, hopped up onto the garbage can, then down onto the concrete before going for a peanut.

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mapledad.bsky.social @mapledad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Have you ever purchased from toys r us ? In person or online? You better check your email and know your rights as a US firm just bought their assets and it includes your data and you only have so long to respond. Next Century IPCO CAN ULC is the purchaser and must be involved with adpopulumLlc.

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ugh...my "smart" watch has a "coach" feature in the accompanying app. I'll never call it super intelligence. More like Artificial Stupidity

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hey now! You can't just tease it like that and leave her hanging! She's a prof, you gotta cite your sources and deliver the goods... Kids these days... youtu.be/Y6ljFaKRTrI?...

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Portal - 'Still Alive'

YouTube video by OverTheGun

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