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Futuendi Gratia Sometime guest masochist on TATP apocryphal episodes. Ginger whisperer. You are under no obligation to follow me. (he/him 🌈 )

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Thirst trap for Tuesday October 13,2026
I voted
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yep Been there. Love that place
Eilean Donan Castle
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kinda... I traded my stress ball for an F-bomb
F-bomb baby!
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's been done. Arguably the greatest article of men's clothing ever...
We kilt the last person who called it a skirt
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meanwhile, in Canada...
Yes, I know, it's a male.
It's also severely hail damaged.I forget what this is but, it's the same as the male.
It's also been fertilized and I really don't care.
I'm growing it as an ornamental cuz I don't smoke anymore.Purple Kush appears to be a dwarf...
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I did a whole assed 3000 level virology course back in the 90's that boiled down to viruses and cancer, cancer and viruses. This has been known...
Yes, that Watson, was first author...
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Scruffy the Blue Jay
Scruffy da Blue Jay

With a peanut in his beak
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey Don! Got 'yer nose!
A red bulbous clown nose in an open hand on a blue uniform pants leg, in a car...
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They're funny. And they've apparently decided that I'm not threatening. This fella landed on the water barrel, hopped down onto the tires, hopped up onto the garbage can, then down onto the concrete before going for a peanut.
A Blue Jay stops by for a peanut.
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*Cough*
Mackie's of Scotland Haggis and cracked black pepper potato crisps
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You may be able to find this stuff at the drug store or Dollarama. It's way cheaper at UFA...but, comes in 4"wide rolls that you have to cut down yourself. I forget what they call the human sized stuff but, at UFA it's called Vet wrap. Only sticks to itself. It's the best for taping fingers.
Vet wrap, specifically sized for ouchy finger wrapping.
Star at the tip and wrap to the base.
Not too tight though.
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oof...that going to take a minute to chew through...2024 minutes, to be precise...
Depeche Mode playlist, newly constructed and downloading to my phone.
Every album available on Spotify, in order...
33hours 44 minutes.
2024 minutes total.
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Such bravery from these ...people...
The document claims 45 Albertans in fields including banking and currency, law, international trade, First Nations and policing contributed to the preparation and review of the package.

However, the identities of those individuals were not made public.

Wilson said confidentiality was put in place to ensure contributors don't face "cancel culture" or harassment.
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What a coincidence...I wasn't even playing.
@scottjenkins67.bsky.social has blocked me.
What a snowflake
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oops...spoke too soon. Apparently, we have a bushy tailed tree rat named Chonk...
Bushy tailed tree rat caught mid stride
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The only other wildlife I could get a pic of was this little bear that followed me home.
Oh look!
It's an A&W Root Bear
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
On those rare occasions when I stop...sure. Didn't get pictures of the curious cows...I may have been a little outside of my element though
A red motorcycle where you wouldn't expect to find one.

Any bike is an adventure bike if you're brave enough.
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Or the seagull who's eyeballing muh fries?
Cheeky monkey
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Unfortunately, my phone camera is not great for astrophotography... But, yeah, that happened.
A poor picture of a near total lunar eclipse
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So jelly. I've been putting peanuts out for over a year and all I get are Blue Jays...like Scruffy...
Scruffy da Blue Jay, sitting on a railingScruffy  da Blue Jay sitting on a railing with a peanut
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll (if you feel like it)
A rather large raptor sitting on the wheel of a bent section of irrigation pipe, against a smoke filled sky.
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yeah...I was never a gym rat either. Until I had my heart attack (relax, it was an NSTEMI, the "best possible" kind of heart attack...) Quit smoking (they wouldn't even let me out of bed until after the stent), changed my diet...again...and started working out in cardiac rehab. Things change
A gym in my bedroom?
Cable station, free weights, kettle bells and plates...the more you look, the more you see...
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Curiously enough, yesterday's Dollarama impulse buy was a laptop camera cover... Say hello to my little friend
A capybara laptop camera cover...
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Somewhere, in a drawer in my kitchen there's a sticker that says, "Women who behave, rarely make history." And, not that you need my validation but, I wholeheartedly support this idea.
A faded and worn Skullbeard Approves sticker on my EDC Fisherman's Friend tin.

You might think that I could search my Google photos app to find one of the many similar pics that I've taken over the last decade. 
But, you would be wrong.
All I got was selfies...

A victim of my own success
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There's gotta be an Italian plumber around here somewhere...
A large green pipe with a wide flange being carried on a flat deck trailer.
Low, overcast, grey sky in the background.
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Cool...you're posting in Portuguese...the universal translator works wonders... Past tense...Robert Maxwell is past tense...thankfully. The kind of bastard who warrants two episodes of Behind the Bastards
Behind the Bastards 
Robert Maxwell part 1
May 6, 2025Behind the Bastards 
Robert Maxwell Part 2
May 8, 2025
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh joy! Fire season... More like, everything is on fire season...amirite?
PM2.5 96.9 ug/m^3
PM10 139.5 ug/m^3

Unhealthy...

Air quality outside is crap....

Mother nature be hatin' on you today.

32C
Almost no wind
High of 33CSame as the other What the Forecast screenshot but, in Freedom units

89F
High of 91F
Damn near dead calm

Fuck
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@bruceshark.bsky.social You're a LEGO lanyard!
Muh newly acquired Lego shark lanyard
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It depends on your moderation settings. David is clearly a grower, not a shower.
Moderation
Content filters
Adult content enabled
Show explicit sexual images
Show sexually suggestive content  (not including nudity)
Warn  for explicit or potentially disturbing media
Show non-sexual nudity (artistic nudes)
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Since when am I a gym rat? Eh...it's only been a month or two. We'll see if I can make it stick.
Clockwise from top right, funky, old, free, second hand cable station.
New weight bench.
Stationary bicycle (that sucks)
A selection of free weights and kettlebell.
A motivational mascot.
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Yay! My "partner" defended her thesis today. She now has a PhD in brain science
Middle child hiding behind slightly purple tinted carnations for Dr. mom
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I've been out of the lab for...20ish years and this scene in Project Hail Mary provoked a visceral reaction and an audible "No!" when I saw it.
Screen cap from Project Hail Mary showing a microfuge with two tubes side by side...
That's a hard nope from me dawg.
Unbalanced load means equipment damage of failure at high speed...
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I haven't had any in years but(t!), at the time, it was the highest caffeine coffee available. I had to stop buying it cuz I couldn't justify spending $28 for 300 grams of coffee when I could support a local business at $22/lb (454g)... Good coffee though
Death Wish Coffee sticker on the back of a black concert sized Kala Waterman ukulele
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
We don't usually see each others' headers. Here's mine.
Header picture is of a Red tailed hawk in flight against a baby blue sky with a pair of grey clouds.

Profile picture is way out of date...I haven't had my skully ginger beard since the beforetimes.
I do still believe that you only have a limited number of fucks and should choose wisely where and to whom you give them.

Followers/following/post count...

A little faux Latin front he family crest.

Yes, I'm an occasional guest masochist on the Atheist in the Trailer Park podcast...specifically on the apocryphal episodes.

Yes, I have been known to talk Gingers down...don't confuse that with talking down to Gingers...0/5* do not recommend...

And as always, you are under no obligation to follow me.

I do use he/him/cis masculine pronouns.
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
For some reason, I couldn't include my clown horn in the previous post...whatever...mixed media FTW!
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Everything new is old again 'er whatever. TL/DR the used exercise bike I picked up for my home gym (no, I've never been a gym rat...ever...) sucks. Makes my legs hurt because the seat is too low and too far back. Ye olde Brodie Rocket...rides again...
Carefully modified retaining nut now fits the ancient quick release skewer.Modified retaining nut allows the ancient mountain bike to fit in the stationary trainer.

Yes, there is chaos in the background.
Get over it.Yes, there's a gym in my bedroom.
No, I haven't been kidnapped and I don't require a rescue.

Groove on the funky vintage cable station...and the selection of random free weights
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Post an album you have listened to 100 plus times... Probably closer to 1000's with this one...
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
UBI would be great... But, in the meantime, organize...
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IT COULD HAPPEN HERE

How to Potluck Your Way to a Union

It Could Happen Here

44m

Published on June 1, 2026

53MB 0% listened

Mia talks with Morgan and Rene of Muji Workers United about their struggle for a union and how ordinary people out-organized their bosses. https://www .gofundme.com/f/MujiWorkersUnited https: //www.instagram.com/mujiworkersunited .pdx/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.POSTING THROUGH IT

WITH JARED HOLT & MICHAEL EDISON HAYDEN

PTI Bulletin: How to Form a Union feat. Esteban Gil

Posting Through It

33m

Published on May 27, 2026

75MB 18% listened

Workers across the country are looking for ways to fight back against bosses who underpay, overwork, and mistreat their employees. Forming a union remains one of the most powerful tools available, but the process can feel overwhelming - especially when management is watching. The key is knowing how to organize quietly, build trust with coworkers, and protect yourself.

In this PTI Bulletin, union organizer Esteban Gil joins Jared and Mike to explain how union organizing actually works, how to build solidarity with colleagues, and what your rights are when the company starts
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Go ahead, I double dog dare ya
Rick Roll QR code
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Ugh...the taunt works better when you remember to attach the picture...
Crazy thick sliced bacon and tiny tater omelette on way too many grained toast
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Furtunately, the neighbour's have moved on. Unfortunately, they took Bob with them...
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Yeah, I had a similar interaction last year with Bob... Bob was the neighbour's tailless orange tomcat. Bob gave zero fucks.
Bob, the tailless tomcat in my chair.Bob, giving zero fucks that he's in my chair
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Submitted without context.
I may have been inspired...

If I'm going to have to carry drugs around, I may as well do it in style.
L to R: Nitroglycerine, baby aspirin, evening drugs, morning drugs
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the fourth be with you 'er whatever
Live wrong and perspire
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It's baked into the culture. Monte breaks it down
70,000 Sermons: How Corporate America Bought the Pulpit

Flipping Tables

69m

Published on April 20, 2026

66MB 16% listened

There's a feeling you get at 11pm on a Tuesday as you crawl into bed after another long day. You've been moving nonstop since you got up and still theres a gnawing guilt you can't quite shake. That you haven't done enough, you should be doing more, working harder. That feeling has a 400 year history. It was born on a ship off the coast of Massachusetts in 1630, preached from a Puritan pulpit, secularized by Benjamin Franklin, bolted to a factory wall, and then carefully, deliberately, and
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Giggity
Landsat Skullbeard
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It really is, just that easy
Settings>Accessibility>Alt text...Require alt text before posting

Easy
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Just so today won't be a complete waste of my time...
LEGO 77256
Back to the Future Delorean
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Who's idea was this? Fuckin' jeff
Really...more snow?
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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
And axial tilt is the reason for the season.
Science Cat says, "Of course He is risen, Helium is lighter than air"
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