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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
October/Halloween season be like:
While ye were comin' up with a spooky username, I was wearin' me pirate name proud
While ye were drawin' yer scary icon, I was sailin' the seven seas with me black flag held high
While ye were tellin' scary stories, I was proudly screamin' "AVAST YE
SCALLYWAGS!"
And now October's comin' round, and ye 'ave the audacity to ask me to dress me profile up fer Halloween when 'ye couldn't even utter a single "ARRR" fer Talk Like a Pirate Day?
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is such a... Nobody was calling him that, get real.
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really tired of this trend where you see people posting about some v/tub/er model or official art of some video game woman and they're over the moon about how "thicc" or "chubby" she is and you look at the picture and it looks like this:
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got this a few days ago. I like this mechanic (it's "don't get spotted and using camouflage to avoid searchlights") but it's one where they have to design the levels around the mechanic screwing you over otherwise you can just ignore it.
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fortune's Weave people what odds are we looking at that Dietrich is gonna be Dimitri 2 (in terms of fan fervor)
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Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me and skull
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hypothetically speaking if I were to capture your essence into equipment and then I equipped Your Gear, what bonuses would I be looking at?
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just saw the Fortune's Weave map and all I could think of was...
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't do the 9 games thing because it's realistically be the 54 games and that's too much.
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Jeri @jericu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There is no card that can face a magically power-up Dark Clown!
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope they do another art style shake-up for fire emblem some day. The Awakening one was really good, but I haven't really played anything since 3h and i didn't even finish that one.
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Extremely funny moment in this video: "So in one day, he wrote the title music, which is incredibly memorable, original, and a huge step up, to my opinion." "...although in the English version, it's rife with grammatical mistakes..." Your script also has grammatical mistakes, "to" my opinion.
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would never tell anyone to skip that game, but I would tell them after they played it "yeah that one is kinda dogshit." There are Parts That Are Good™️, but on the whole every 3D Zelda game prior to that one is leagues above it. I'd even say BotW is better, though I think that's apples-to-oranges.
Youtube video titled "Everyone told me to Skip Skyward Sword" by Spicy, published 4 weeks prior to time of this post, with video timeline shown being 1 hour & 27 minutes out of 1 hour & 41 minutes played.
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Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gamers love to be like "i did something that sucked ass because i imagined it was optimal in my head, this game sucks"
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do you feel cold seeping out of your body or do you feel heat tendrilling into your body
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Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Destiny fans when they can keep grinding the same boring FFXIV dungeon from 2016 again in 2027
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Smiling Anime Girl's Playful Gesture
ALT: Smiling Anime Girl's Playful Gesture
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I maintain that destiny fans are one of the worst video game groups to enable.
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Had a dream last night about helping Lemuen take a bath. Despite what that might suggest, it was very down-to-earth (her chair got stuck at one point) and warm.
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Destiny fans will now stop complaining about how their game is over and go back to complaining about how their game is not their imaginary idealized version they've concocted for themselves in their head. #YouAreStillNotGettingChicago #AndFranklyIt'sAbsurdToClaimYou'veAlwaysWantedToGoThere
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Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Its so funny seeing people talk about Kojima going over budget or missing deadlines like he's the only person in game dev doing that so it makes sense sony cratered a 30 year relationship with him. Brother I don't know how to tell you this but every single project does those things
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have finished the "Whole Cake Island" arc of One Piece and I think they are out of their gourds for stretching a singular fight over 21 episodes in a 98-episode season. Watching that as it was airing would've pissed me off so badly I likely would have switched to reading it instead.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Line chart depicting months with a red line that starts with an ellipsis at January before it goes up with the quote "y'know, maybe I should've applied to Bungie" before a sharp decline labeled "oh lol" and then bottoming out and dropping off the chart with "Lmaooo"
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's funny any time someone goes "I'm cooking up a new [thing]" and it's more of the same "I'm cooking up a new excalibur design" -> it's an arming sword or longsword w/ blue & gold decorations "I'm cooking up a new outfit for my character" -> it's suspiciously similar to a certain other character
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think keeping it as "nakama" in the subtitles is really tacky unless it's historical subs from 20+ years ago. I prefer adapting honorifics to keeping those in too, but I don't find them as incongruous as that word. I'd feel differently if it was a more widespread term like "tsunami" or "sayonara."
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I finally finished painting this Dark Revenant, strength build version:
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Now that we're sufficiently removed from the DT story I think it's time to confess that part of the reason I like Wuk Lamat is that back in Endwalker when they added m!viera and we could be reasonably sure we'd get f!hrothgar, my plan was to make a sun motif one, except she was going to be AST.
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I saw this post and saw a lot of people mocking the top row or "everything except [their favorite game in this image]" but nobody was pointing out the biggest tell with this collection.
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I saw a post asking rhetorically why BST "had to be limited." No job "has" to be limited, but jobs being limited lets them do weirder things with them that they wouldn't put in a normal job. The question isn't "why does this job have to be limited" - it's "why are these jobs limited in these ways?"
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
People are making jokes about how Rex Xenoblade's genes "didn't even try" but they need to understand that if the girls had even a hint of him in their designs this would shatter the illusion that You are the one who impregnated Mythra or whatever.
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When Destiny Rising came out there were a bunch of people who were trying it and saying stuff like it was better than they expected, but now I never hear about it anymore.
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The worst thing about the demon's souls remake was the redesign of the fat ministers and the worst thing about the ocarina of time remake is the all of it.
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sick of seeing the word c/h/u/d. Was sick of the name it morphed from too.
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have never known anyone who both A. has played ro/blo/x extensively and B. was born in the 20th century. I'm sure such people exist, but nobody I know ever talks about it with any regularity. So it's a safe assumption to make that a person is younger when they talk about it as a player.
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Foos @borzoi.photography · 02/09/2026
crazy that america won't adopt transit systems like this
a jpeg of morrowind's various transit systems and how they interact/intersect.
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Discounting special or secondary outfits, Thancred, G'raha, Y'shtola, and Urianger haven't had outfit changes since Shadowbringers, with Estinien not having one since Stormblood. It was nice to have the scions rotating out their wardrobes for a time but I guess they've solidified their designs now.
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It was the correct decision. youtu.be/m_ymOlEzvFo
youtu.be
Defeating the Worst Stronghold Protocol Hidden Boss with the Power of Grandma
YouTube video by Skull Hazard
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Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Is the story complicated or are you bad with names
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
-notices disruption in connection, checks network connection- NC: I'm still connected to the internet! 👌 I'm still connected to the internet! 👌 I'm still connected to the internet! 👌 -disconnects & reconnects to wifi- NC: oops you caught me I'm connected to the router but there's no internet rn 😁💧 😑
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I dislike these enemies in Mina the Hollower because the perspective makes it look like you can go behind the portraits(where the red is) since the shadow indicates where they are (had to draw one for example since i couldn't find the full sprite), but you can't.
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is 1:1 what it was like when I was accepted into the Rosarie Court.
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Jack "Commissions Open" McGee @droolingdemon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
controversial opinion: metal chocobo rules
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Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My biggest take is people need to stop saying games "tricked them" it's such a deranged way of thinking
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"we need some characters for our guitar hero inspired game." "you got it, made 'em all nice and Gollum-esque like you asked." "what."
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Destiny 2 players love to look at gameplay of other games and go "THAT's the game they want me to play over D2???? lol it looks like a joke!" but That's a Two-Way Street. D2 gameplay does not look appreciably distinct or compelling to people not in the loop. In fact, the game often looks quaint.
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Destiny players love to say "no other game hits like Destiny" and that's true. However, that's no excuse to huff & hmph at everything else. I keep seeing people in this self-inflicted hell of wanting to move on because there's no more D2, but turning their nose up at the idea of trying new games.
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Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I beat this drum endlessly but when it gets down to it you have to keep repeating that the problem is capitalism even if people roll their eyes. It's literally the problem. It's 90% of the problem in any circumstance
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
They're gonna do this to me because i don't have the rainbow unicorn mount in final fantasy xiv and think i'm homophobic but i don't have any of the other "gift subs to twitch streamers" mounts either.
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⚡SKULL✦✦✦✧ @skull-hazard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
youtu.be/6K8ibGCKpkU
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(Stronghold Protocol Alliance) Hidden Boss First Attempt
YouTube video by Skull Hazard
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