Reposted by Pete Earlylowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 15/07/2026promise made, promise kept 7160294
Pete Early @skiterp82.bsky.social · 27/02/2026@kentremendous.bsky.social just listened to the last pod. If you want to try curling next time you’re in Boston let me know. I’m an instructor and would love to take you out!! 100
Pete Early @skiterp82.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Developing a theory that The Politician is just super afraid of needles 000
Pete Early @skiterp82.bsky.social · 27/11/2025The Pope making his first foreign visit today, to Turkey, is just such a committed dad joke. An il Papa joke, if you will. 000
Pete Early @skiterp82.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Man this rapture flew by. You could almost say it was a…Velocirapture 100
Pete Early @skiterp82.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Historic reversal of precedent for grand juries and ham sandwiches 000
Pete Early @skiterp82.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Well now I’m questioning my allegiance to the American Party 000
Pete Early @skiterp82.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Hire Claire! Although No one was better at getting beat on Jeopardy! than me. 020
Reposted by Pete EarlyPeter @thestonecoldnuts.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Donald Trump's dad when he got excused from Vietnam 2831
Pete Early @skiterp82.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Why do all of these headlines read like when the machines in The Matrix broke through the hull of the Nebuchadnezzar 000
Pete Early @skiterp82.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Has anyone checked Fort Knox to see if all the daylight we saved is still there? 000
Pete Early @skiterp82.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Im going to Fort Knox to see if all the daylight we saved is still there 000
Pete Early @skiterp82.bsky.social · 16/02/2025As Bob as my witness, I will never under-appreciate the other seasons again 000
Pete Early @skiterp82.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Brother, I've lived in that rabbit hole since like 1996 when I read this book. Teaching my kids about "Green Boots" was truly a macabre act of parenting. 110
Reposted by Pete EarlyRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I don’t want to play video games against strangers online. I want to play against The Computer or, occasionally, another human being in the same room as me 431322186
Pete Early @skiterp82.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Me looking at myself in the mirror before a couples date we made three months ago: “We’ll face unafraid the plans that we made” 000
Pete Early @skiterp82.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Look this is all tragic and horrifying. But when RFKJ bans Mountain Dew and Monster the reactions are going to be genuinely hysterical 000
