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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 10h
It's harder to blame a woman for the other things but being drunk and being raped? That's so easy to pin on women, whom we all know, are lesser beings. This is sarcasm and so heavy with scorn and cynicism.
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 03/10/2026
Getting away is amazing but nothing needs that first night back where you can sink into your own bed and it hugs you
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 03/10/2026
so you're gonna diearly?
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 03/10/2026
delete this then post it tomorrow
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 03/10/2026
Guess which dipshit enabled the firewall on their server and specifically allowed http, https, ssh on one IP address but didn't allow DNS through breaking their network :D
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 03/10/2026
What the actual fuck? Did not have that ponce wanker Rees-Mogg being the voice of reason on my bingo card...
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 03/10/2026
Exactly 😭
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 03/10/2026
Swapped the DP cable with my other monitor, same thing. Switched to HDMI, same thing.
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 03/10/2026
One of my monitors is starting to die 😭
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 02/10/2026
i—did–not-know—this!
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Cute Cartoon Bears Hugging with Color Change
ALT: Cute Cartoon Bears Hugging with Color Change
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 30/09/2026
they're putting chemicals in the rails that are turning the fricking trains gay
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 30/09/2026
Iron Maiden - The Clairvoyant
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 30/09/2026
Grand Theft Pagie.
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 30/09/2026
It took a few seconds for this image to load. I really didn't know what to expect but a fish eye train was not it :D
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 30/09/2026
... are you trying to reel me in?
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 30/09/2026
You know what, that's absolutely fair but I didn't expect to enjoy threads as much as I do >_<
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 30/09/2026
Any of y'all on threads? Drop your usernames below
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 29/09/2026
Aregntinas president looks like a cross between Bob from That 70's Show and Jim Belushi in The Blues Brothers...
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 28/09/2026
KDE and Gnome are bloat. (I'm a Cinnamon user)
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 28/09/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *breathes* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Police block Orange Order from controversial parade route
They had been unable to make the permitted parade on Sunday morning because protesters had gathered on the mainly-nationalist Garvaghy Road.
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 28/09/2026
Pretend its your period!
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 28/09/2026
same
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 27/09/2026
The sad thing is mine would probably fit in a urethra 😞
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 27/09/2026
i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
Eniko Fox
@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

OH. right! i get it now!

i get why AI is so depressing to me. because covid already shrunk my world to almost nothing, where almost all of my life revolves around socializing and watching videos on the internet (which is being ruined by AI) and creating creative works through coding (which is being ruined by AI), often using open source tools and libraries (which are being ruined by AI)

i already had so little and now even that is being rotted away before my eyes
Sep 26, 2026, 06:16 PM
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 27/09/2026
Redheads are amaze tho
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 27/09/2026
Absolutely we are. It's funny that every time my town makes the news it's for racist or sectarian wankery.
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 07/04/2026
disappointing my parents one last time by getting C-PTSD from them instead of A+PTSD
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 27/09/2026
but they won't bother you if you scare them!
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 27/09/2026
just meow and hiss at them
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 27/09/2026
They have the Garvaghy Road blocked off last I heard. Good for them. PS. This is in my town 😭 Only reason Portadown ever makes the news is sectarian hate
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 27/09/2026
They say all regexes scares The living shit out of me
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 27/09/2026
Restarted my server and my printer turned on...
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 27/09/2026
taint*
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 27/09/2026
i don't see how its gross unless you're smearing shit all along your tain
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 27/09/2026
CHEATGIVETHEBEARLOTSOFAIR
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 27/09/2026
Gals N' Roses
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 27/09/2026
wait, with a sack, you're supposed to wipe front to back????
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 26/09/2026
I can’t wait for the fracture in the UK to open into a canyon and the union falls apart.
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 26/09/2026
@imnotmerida.com i hate being right.
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 26/09/2026
The people against that idea are, in fact, massive dicks
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 26/09/2026
yes
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 26/09/2026
Note to self: When generating a dhparam.pem file for nginx, don't use 8192bits. It takes fucking forever to generate.
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 26/09/2026
Ungoogled-chromium. I had the same issue on firefox too though
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 26/09/2026
and ublock origin can't block them because now it throws a "playback error"
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 26/09/2026
youtube can suck my ass. 2 unskippable ads before every video??
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 25/09/2026
ding dit dit ding ding ding
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 25/09/2026
It's hard to know if this is satire or not.
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 24/09/2026
but there's over 600 MPs... you have some more work to do!
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Sketch @sketchni.uk · 24/09/2026
maybe they're recycling the hotdog water
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