Sign in

Sketch

@sketchni.uk
154 followers 152 following 6.5K posts

35 They/Them Northern Ireland Gamer Aspiring Author Programmer Musician

PostsRepliesMedia
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 03/10/2026
One of my monitors is starting to die 😭
110
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 23/09/2026
damn. imagine having to get a mortgage for
110
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 18/09/2026
I hope this is real footage of tilcayo, whom i want to cuddle and pet even if i get disemboweled
120
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 18/09/2026
What its like living in the UK
010
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 18/09/2026
Stabbed to death trying to get bloods taken.
110
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 15/09/2026
Sorryyyyy <3
010
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 15/09/2026
040
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 12/09/2026
Was it this? Because the worlds worst person has a point
000
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 11/09/2026
@amiiatsix.bsky.social
010
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 02/09/2026
Same…
020
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 25/08/2026
Why does this look like Mitch McConnell?
020
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 25/08/2026
@i.suggest-armp.it
000
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 22/08/2026
010
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 17/08/2026
I woke up 10 minutes ago and I'm pretty sure I've seen the dumbest thing I'll see today.
010
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 04/08/2026
"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last
10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not
have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last
10 seconds, has two characters, does not have
an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. ...
Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
030
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 04/08/2026
010
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 01/08/2026
Those AI datacenters need a little sugar.. allegedly, in my opinion.
000
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 31/07/2026
This is you, isn't it?
120
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 29/07/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
000
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 29/07/2026
It even says DUCK TAPE on the packaging!
030
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 28/07/2026
110
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 28/07/2026
111
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 25/07/2026
An image of the lincoln memorial relfecting pool with guitar player Slash photoshopped in looking massively out of scale.

Caption says "Trump is right. There is a 300ft Slash in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool"
000
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 20/07/2026
010
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 18/07/2026
@bnuuy.bsky.social
110
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 17/07/2026
The World should put tariffs against the US for having to put up with Trump.
120
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 08/07/2026
I enabled both of those. And I'm getting 35.9 seconds. This was after a full reboot (41.7s) then shutdown and bootup.
000
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 08/07/2026
PC has a Gigabyte X870 Eagle Wifi 7 motherboard, 64GB DDR5-5600 RAM, all SSD, boot drive is NVMe Gen 4 Samsung 990 Pro 2TB. Why the fuck does it take nearly 40 seconds to boot?
000
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 07/07/2026
100
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 07/07/2026
000
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 07/07/2026
@brookie.blog can we get header images on pckt? Pwease? 🥺
130
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 06/07/2026
I went to go to the dentist today and some fucker Slashed my tyres...
110
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 06/07/2026
Scotland really has a Loch called Loch Lochy? That's awesome!
210
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 05/07/2026
Best we can do is this
100
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 05/07/2026
@imnotmerida.com it you :3
130
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 05/07/2026
@brookie.blog ARE YOU A FISH?
110
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 03/07/2026
I have never seen a cat this snowy before!
130
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 02/07/2026
I love this photo because Obama is just like "Are we fuckin' serious right now?" and Trump is like "I've just shit in my diapers". And you're 100% correct.
010
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 29/06/2026
010
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 26/06/2026
Wtf is that humidity? 😭
010
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 25/06/2026
110
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 23/06/2026
000
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 22/06/2026
Ding dong, the cunt is gone
290
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 20/06/2026
I done one the other day xD
120
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 20/06/2026
It's that time when @angel.sp.it doesn't update its SSL cert
110
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 19/06/2026
I love ANAL
020
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 19/06/2026
010
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 18/06/2026
110
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 17/06/2026
i'm trying to learn how to draw. have a first attempt at Yoshi >_<
010
Sketch @sketchni.uk · 11/06/2026
I tried drawing the other day. My Yoshi didn't turn out so well..
010