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michael jane (she/they) upstate ny sketchmaster.bandcamp.com

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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 49m
der foidsreich
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 4h
there's a devil on my shoulder telling me to redo my face, and another devil on my other shoulder telling me to redo my kitchen and bathroom
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 4h
gonna start seriously looking into getting a nose job and a neck lift
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 6h
sexually speaking,
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 8h
universal basic new jersey
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 8h
lol they can't even spell their own language right. there's no H in that word, dumbass.
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 9h
nice stick
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 18h
the united states of america must be destroyed
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 19h
oh actually I could just dress hot and wear a mask
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 20h
i guess i could just buy a spirit Halloween costume but will they have my size
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 20h
re-watching Community and taking notes
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 20h
wtf do women wear besides "sexy ___" that's also not necessarily unflattering?
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 20h
I need a halloween costume
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 20h
i put out that one album that basically coincided with me starting transition, and i wanted to follow it up with a lot more but self-actualization started to take priority. also im lazy and mentally ill.
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 20h
i havent touched my pedal board in months
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 20h
fuck i need to get back into making music, actually
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 22h
taking a break from my MLB The Show slugging first baseman main Glup Blorbo (wasn't allowed to do Shitto) to play as my fireballing closer alt Jack Hoff
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 22h
oh!
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 22h
If a base runner ever got his hands on the remote control from Click he’s probably use it to have long and meaningful conversations with the third base coach about his best course of action
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 22h
like of course our brains and bodies cant seem to handle the immediate jump from that to being able to instantaneously communicate across the world and staring at a screen all day
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 22h
2 challenges on one pitch lmao
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 22h
what would human extinction look like?
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 22h
basically what im saying is, it wouldn't surprise me if it took a few tries to get society right.
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 22h
like seriously, this environment is simply not the one that made us. yes i understand how evolution works and we are also not the same organisms as back then. but also, it makes sense that we generally suck and fuck everything up and go insane all the time.
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 22h
u evr think about how 99% of humN history was da stone age, n everything about our day to day lives is not really what we evolved to deal wit
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 23h
those stats only matter if you compare them to the league average which they rarely do
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 23h
i have decided i would like to see society collapse during my lifetime
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 23h
i hate baseball stats that are like "teams who score first win more". no shit.
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it'll probably be gone by tomorrow but FUCK I HAVE ACCESS TO THIS ROOF, I COULDA DONE SOMETHING COOL AS HELL
albany state Capitol flying an israeli flag for 10/7
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
real :/
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
stel you are so fucking beautiful
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sometimes i gotta remember i am way ahead of the curve in a lot of respects, and frankly im thriving
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's nice to have a collection of women on my phone that make me seem relatively normal by comparison
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
imagine being an adult and living at your parents house and inviting another adult over to hang out. grim.
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
absolutely batshit insane behavior, she's been crashing out so hard over basically nothing actually happening
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
mj please listen to the phone reminder you set for yourself to take your prog every night so you dont end up feeling like shit the next day
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i would like to go home and wrap myself in a blanket and smoke weed and jack off and do nothing else. so basically just a normal day i guess.
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
"bing bong fuck ya life"
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
me and who and who (i'll be any of them)
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
early reviews are in
youtube comment: Are you suggesting Bo Jackson is responsible for the Iraq war
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IGN @ign.com · 07/10/2026
The Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast have just announced they're unionizing. In a letter of demands, the union has urged Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast leaders to stop pushing generative AI. bit.ly/4hMhPzG
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 07/10/2026
YOOOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
gothamist.com
NYC moves to spend nearly $9M of gender-affirming care fund for minors
The funding is part of a $15 million investment announced in June as major hospitals retreated from providing such care.
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this is what rape culture means. not iust a culture that excuses or encourages rape specifically but a culture that views the self as of greater importance and humanity than all else, in which all exploitation, violence and domination is permitted as long as you dont get caught.
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
website
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
weebmogging
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
saw a right hand drive 90s toyota camry gracia with vanity plate "kanmuri" on the thruway
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
welp power still out, phone dying. see you tomorrow i hope.
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
many events may or may not be occurring
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sure would be nice if someone came and fixed the power outage
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
exactly what i wanted to hear :)
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