iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Skep @skep.place · 16/09/2025

"You're too wishy-washy to be Garamond" is a sentence I said to my cat.

Skep @skep.place · 13/09/2025

Some days, you just need your cat accidentally hitting your PC's power button to tell you you've played enough Oblivion today 🤷‍♂️

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Skep @skep.place · 09/09/2025

Unironically said "howdy" to a coworker. Shit. I don't want to be a howdy guy.

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Skep @skep.place · 05/09/2025

@tkers.dev For some reason I find myself spending an absurd amount of time this week making a Gemini-friendly copy of my site.

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Skep @skep.place · 01/09/2025

Hey, remember that potluck I've been shouting about for the past month? It's here! Come check out the dishes created by some very fine people, visit their sites, and have fun! skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb

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Skep's Place | Events

Events - Virtual Potluck Day! – 2025

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Skep @skep.place · 28/08/2025

Ah yes, the "women posing next to cement mixing apparatus" stock imagery theme

a screenshot from Pexels.com showing five photographs, all featuring conventionally attractive women posing beside or in front of cement trucks and cement mixers

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Matt TK Taylor @tk.gg · 28/08/2025

My current shortcut: 1. Go to ChatGPT 2. Ask literally anything 3. Find and copy an em dash.

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Skep @skep.place · 27/08/2025

Skep's guide to staying sane using social media: -Curate your follows -Don't read the comments -Don't log in -Seriously, why am I here, why am I doing this to myself, why do I willingly submerge myself in the whirlpool of millions of voices desperately crying out for attention -Don't check trending

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Skep @skep.place · 23/08/2025

In my newest installment of Tiger Tracks, I kinda accuse Calvin's parents of being substance abusers. skep.place/tiger-tracks... #smallweb

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Skep's Place | Tiger Tracks

Tiger Tracks - Lunch Box

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Skep @skep.place · 22/08/2025

You can tell it's a really beautiful morning outside because I hit four active work zones just driving to the grocery store.

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Skep @skep.place · 21/08/2025

My muscle memory's not what it used to be

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Skep @skep.place · 20/08/2025

If your Youtube video is titled something like "An Exhaustive Look At _____" but the runtime is only 30 minutes... bro. You can exhaust a little harder.

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Skep @skep.place · 19/08/2025

Introducing NEW Kraft Vexing Mac™! Same great Easy Mac flavor, now with a lid that won't tear off, a cup that always boils over, and cheese powder guaranteed to explode all over your kitchen appliances when you open it!

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Skep @skep.place · 16/08/2025

If you were interested in joining the virtual potluck over at Skep's Place, this is a reminder that you only have about two weeks yet to submit your dishes! Plenty of time yet, taking all comers! skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb

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Skep's Place | Events

Events - Skep's Virtual Potluck 2025!

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Skep @skep.place · 11/08/2025

@existentialcomics.com Joke's on both Pascal and Augustine. God's only qualification for getting into heaven is whether you slam the brakes for squirrels who run across the road.

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Skep @skep.place · 08/08/2025

We find ourselves in the current political climate because without a common enemy to rally against, Americans naturally turn against themselves. What we need is a new entity to channel our hatred towards. I nominate the shelf-scanning robot that putters slowly through the grocery store aisles.

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Skep @skep.place · 07/08/2025

Pumpkin spice already. It's the first week of August. They're doing to autumn the same shit they did to Christmas. Pretty soon we'll be celebrating all of our seasons three months ahead of when they actually take place.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Medieval guy listening to a proclamation: this could have been a tapestry

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Skep @skep.place · 05/08/2025

Hey! I'm going to be hosting a potluck on my website in a few weeks! You're invited! Bring a dish! skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb

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Skep's Place | Events

Events - Skep's Virtual Potluck 2025!

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Skep @skep.place · 04/08/2025

Next up in Treasure Island: decision-making so questionable that I'm forced to hand-create new graphic elements to express my displeasure. skep.place/classics/tre... #smallweb

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Skep's Place | Treasure Island

Treasure Island - Chapter 4

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Skep @skep.place · 31/07/2025

I was going to make this post on Bluesky but it ended up being way too long, so now you have to go read it on my blog. skep.place/blog/2025-07... #smallweb

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Skep's Place | Blog

Blog - 7/30/2025

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Skep @skep.place · 31/07/2025

Suspense is just anxiety but more exciting

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SAD NIGHT CRIMES @sadnightcrimes.com · 29/07/2025

personally it is crazy to me to see people waxing nostalgic on here about how people used to have websites for fun and how fun it was. go get a website on neocities!! it's still fun!! my god

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Skep @skep.place · 29/07/2025

Summer hat, breezy outfit, warm weather vibes, windows down, cool as a cucumber, driving the front end of my car up on the curb.

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Skep @skep.place · 26/07/2025

Handing girls (my wife) wallet sizes of my senior class portrait 20 years after the fact because I'm still a player.

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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 25/07/2025

I contain multitudes and they're all ridiculous

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Max (VGCartography) @vgcartography.com · 24/07/2025

Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance

Some Final Fantasy Tactics Advance dudes shredding in a skate park.

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Skep @skep.place · 20/07/2025

If you need something long and nearly entertaining to read this morning, might I suggest this tale of adventure in which I daringly face off against my kitchen sink? skep.place/misc/sink #smallweb

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Skep's Place | Skep Replaces the Kitchen Sink

Skep Replaces the Kitchen Sink

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Skep @skep.place · 16/07/2025

Pro tip: Instead of taking the time to send individual unsolicited DMs, try posting your unsettling desires publicly to efficiently achieve the greatest possible reach.

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Skep @skep.place · 15/07/2025

Work: Okay, for this task, you'll be working with HTML Me: Yeeesss Work: We'll start by opening the code in Microsoft Word Me: Nooooo

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Skep @skep.place · 13/07/2025

Wait what's this smut, I thought I was reading Treasure Island

An except of text from the book Treasure Island. Some text is highlighted: "In the meantime the supervisor rode on, as fast as he could, to Kitt's Hole; but his men had to dismount and grope down the dingle..."

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Skep @skep.place · 12/07/2025

Why in the hell do I need two-factor authentication to sign in to Home Depot

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Skep @skep.place · 11/07/2025

Me, assembling a workbench: Gee it would be great if I had a workbench to assemble this on

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Skep @skep.place · 10/07/2025

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? It was an episode of Nature about hummingbirds, so I guess I'm the hummingbird version of Aquaman now. Sick.

Two blue-green hummingbirds feeding from opposite ends of a pink flower

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Skep @skep.place · 06/07/2025

@toriaz.bsky.social Toriaz, thank you for being the silent but ever-present watcher who likes all my posts when nobody else does.

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Skep @skep.place · 05/07/2025

Nobody appreciates how hard I work on alt text.

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Skep @skep.place · 04/07/2025

The fact that the manufacturer included two remote controls in the box and is offering three years of free remote replacements if you register the product is not inspiring a lot of confidence.

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Skep @skep.place · 04/07/2025

New profile portrait is by ComboConnie, a small web creator compiling a chronicle of puzzle games! - comboconnie.neocities.org #smallweb

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Welcome to Connie

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Skep @skep.place · 03/07/2025

An acquaintance in the small web space used an em dash in a post and hyperlinked the dash itself to my site. Is this what peaking feels like

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Skep @skep.place · 01/07/2025

Listen pal, *I'm* the editor here and *I* say we're using the Oxford comma.

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Skep @skep.place · 26/06/2025

I want to apologize to my parents for making them buy me a class ring back in high school twenty years ago. I never wore it and I don't even know where it is now. I'm still not planning on paying you back for it though.

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Skep @skep.place · 25/06/2025

Yes yes, by now we've all heard that you can tell an AI wrote something if it includes an em dash. For all us actual em dash lovers, my new blog post presents a solution so you never get mistaken for AI. skep.place/blog/2025-06... #smallweb #blog

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Skep's Place | Blog

Blog - 6/25/2025

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Skep @skep.place · 24/06/2025

"Stress can increase blood pressure. Do not take blood pressure readings during stressful times." Haha. Ha. Ha.

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Skep @skep.place · 23/06/2025

It's not the big, grandiose ideas; it's all the small little details that are actually completely bonkers when you stop to think about them

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Skep @skep.place · 19/06/2025

[restaurant speakers play Pink Pony Club followed by Old Time Rock and Roll] Is this one of my playlists???

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Skep @skep.place · 18/06/2025

I think we're overdue for a dive back into some classic literature, don't you? Chapters 1 through 3 of Treasure Island are now summarized for your convenience. skep.place/classics/tre... #smallweb

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Skep's Place | Treasure Island

Treasure Island - Chapter 1

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

We don't deserve video games everyone we get is like a tiny miracle a series of impossibilities coalescing into a single fixed point Air into gold as Dr. Manhattan said and yet SOME OF YOU FUCKS KEEP CRYING THAT THE VIDEO GAME TITIES ARE TOO BROWN OR NOT BIG ENOUGH GET OUT OF MY FAAAACEEEEE

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Skep @skep.place · 17/06/2025

Checking timestamps on Teams messages to remember when I started steeping my tea

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