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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is the video good? Broncos are almost at half time but I can’t be disappointed by other people twice in one night
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m a Broncos fan before I’m a Taylor fan, but for her to marry someone who WAS legit a beast in his sunset years bc he couldn’t give up fame, & she sings his not finding her “completely insufferable” is love & not strategy is wild. Used to think it was mutual benefit, now it seems she’s a sucker
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What if the cheating in patient zero is also about TK and all the insta models, & the “current gf” character is another of these WAGs who thought being famous in her own right would mean fidelity
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cleveland is just The Office theme song about Travis Kelce
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Listening to these encore songs after having hope
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Brigitte Nielsen Laughing
Alt: Brigitte Nielsen Laughing
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can someone explain the birth year of 1986 not in a Dianna way
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So is it (mono)saccharide bc she only said the word once, or is it (poly)saccharide for the multiple 0(ohs? Os?)
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Someone said patient zero is for Verity soundtrack 🙃
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why is her top so poorly photoshopped 🤨
Taylor Swift cover art for patient zero single
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 22/09/2026
3 years ago today, Chappell Roan released ‘The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess.’
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What is she teasing PLEASE rep vault at a min
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
No tea no shade We’re supposed to pretend Ariana isn’t near death for stans and numbers? Karen Carpenter looked better as she was dying
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I’m watching Mortal Kombat II as a person whose played since they were arcade games and what the fuck is happening lmao
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just realizing, maybe apropos to nothing, but “you don’t own me” artist Lesley Gore also sings “it’s my party” “It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to … You would cry too, if it happened to you”
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Got approved to move forward with my DNP project
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Oh Yeah - Man Driving Car Meme
Alt: Oh Yeah - Man Driving Car Meme
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Got minimal feedback of the practice presentation of my project proposal, which is v nice considering I mocked it up between meetings today Just have to survive Thursday, and then (I hope) I can relax a bit from theoretical land and focus on implementation land
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Why don’t we see more lawyer banter between Miranda and Harry? “Breaking and vibrating” is witty repartee!!
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Peyton Manning was at the wedding and idk why but it’s frying me
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Just submitted the FINAL proposal. Presentation practice Monday, then in front of the metaphorical firing squad on Thursday Wish me luck!
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
LMAOOOO Rockies forever
Dinger holding a lavender sign reading JUST&T WON in front of Coors Field
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Lmao the ESPN alert
ESPN alert banner announcing Taylor Swift’s marriage
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Adam Sandler, the Lavendar announcement on screens, T&T, the MSG on 4th of July weekend of it all
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Emma Stone's Embarrassed Smile
Alt: Emma Stone's Embarrassed Smile
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Submitted the first FULL rough draft of my DNP project proposal for feedback today 🙂‍↔️
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Someone just showed me the Taylor airplane video and said, “she just flashed her wedding band to everyone, right?” And like.. there is a diamond band
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Oof, I’m glad teenage me didn’t have stupid song to scream-sing along to. Adult me gets to scream-sing without the tears and angst
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Is it in the light of the window (of the folklore cabin) ?
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Ugh, it’s so cute and good and catchy 🤠
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
They made it home!!!!!
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Taylor (Frankie Paul)’s mom is the wooooorst
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Went to have my bc removed & the provider couldn’t get it so now I might have to have surgery
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a man is carrying a suitcase through a living room in a house .
Alt: a man is carrying a suitcase through a living room in a house .
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Lmao Kelce really back for a 14th year after last losing season and all the ball gargling the NFL for him last season 🙄🤮
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Asked my boss for a promotion today 🕯️🕯️🕯️
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Finally under contract on a new house can I get a 🎉🎉🎉
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Sara Alfageeh @saraalfageeh.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Job offer!! I’m helping a PBS series look for a social media manager/content creator for an upcoming promotional campaign. The start date is ASAP, and a project timeline that currently goes to July. This is for a series on American Muslim history, so candidates with cultural familiarity preferred!
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Hello my house finally sold after almost a year & if everything works out with the sale, I’ll be able to move closer to my support system Can I get a helllll yeaaaaahhhh
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Just popping in to ask GaylorSky if Taylor has anything to say about the Minnesota murders?
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
What a heartbreaker for Carolina
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Travis Kelce’s last game might be a loss to the Raiders by a 60 yard field goal
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a football player wearing a helmet with the number 18 on it
Alt: Denver Broncos QB, Bo Nix, winks at the camera during game with NY Jets
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
"Only two herds have tested positive between November and mid-December."
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The US beat back bird flu in 2025 – but the battle isn’t over
After starting the year with its first known bird flu death, the US expanded its efforts to contain the virus, which enabled it to end its public health emergency response months later
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I saw pics of him without his helmet and I retract this statement
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Rewatching Chappel and Sabrina Last Christmas They fucked, yeah?
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I will be hexing this officiating crew, Trevor Lawrence, and Parker Washington
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Well, probably good to get an L pre-playoffs. Cut the cockiness
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
It was a good run, this blows falling apart at home man
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
FUCKING BO PIX COME ON
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Big play!
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kelli 🍜 @skelliton.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
It’s INT or fumble time this is bonkers
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