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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 19h

I had to work on Saturday so I shouldn't have to work today.

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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I podcast to my plants every morning. Several have killed themselves.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I am home after a gruelling 3-day work trip that saw me in 4 cities over 3 countries; taking 3 trains, 2 planes, 5 busses, and an über. I am now in bed, eating millionaires shortbread.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Saw myself in the mirror today and all that hard work I did a couple of years ago has slowly been undone. Tired and sluggish all the time, need to get back out for walks again as that was the best thing for me losing weight before.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Anyone played the new Silent Hill? Is it any good?

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That cup of coffee at 10pm was a really fucking stupid idea.

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Chris Fredda 🩷💜💙 @seeyouinnj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When pot smokers get in an argument, that’s grass-fed beef

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhm ingonyama Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama Siyo Nqoba Ingonyama

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Resident Evil was brilliant 😁

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A.I. and corporate lingo are dragging language ynto drugged realmes of vague, airy, plastic nothingnesse: glitz and hyperbole wythout meaning. Language must have fur and clawes, make the floorboardes creake and leave wet dirtye footprintes. Wordes are rayne and fyre and stone. Wielde them. Save us.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is a fantastic essay.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Life is constantly 1 step forwards and then 2 steps off a cliff these days.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Mr Waffles and I are playing this fun game where I try to do literally anything other than pay him attention and he screams the house down.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Formative ones for me. From an early age I always loved a good story in a game.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's that time of year aga, the technical college at the end of the street is back open, and I'm going to end up in hell or prison or divorce court or all three.

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paul @ptfen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

all labour party think tanks, ever:

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The cat will not shut up.The cat will not shut up.The cat will not shut up.The cat will not shut up.The cat will not shut up.The cat will not shut up.The cat will not shut up.The cat will not shut up.The cat will not shut up.The cat will not shut up.The cat will not shut up.The cat will not shut up.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Dave Annable is the purest expression of the Twink-to-Dilf journey there has ever been:

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I've been playing Marvel Midnight Suns recently and it's really good! It's basically Marvel: Persona Thing is though, at the start you get to pick if you wanna be a boy or a girl, but the game clearly means for you to be the girl and the dialogue doesn't really change so it's kinda massively gay.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The moomins are terrifying nightmare fuel.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

World population split by who lives closest to which Scottish City.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I am 44. FORTY Four. How did this happen?

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ms Pancakes is very excited that my mum has come for a visit.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I used to have this friend at uni and we'd play a game where we would sit on the tube, have an absolutely massive break-up row, and see how many people we could make late for work when they missed their stop because they wanted to see what would happen next.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

After an unbelievably awful flight, I've been sat outside the airport for 34mins and counting as Uber keep cancelling my booking, then telling me to rearrange it again using Uber Priority for 10% more to guarantee it.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sad news about Bonnie Greer. Used to love listening to her on The Late Review, I was introduced to the works of Toni Morrison that way. Fantastic writer and really wonderful on the Radio.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The beauty of the internet is that I can be 240 miles from home and be sure that the husband knows I'm thinking about him because I just set all the Alexa's in the flat to play Macklemore.

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TinCan @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

what you might not know is most of those trad wife accounts don’t actually make the shit they post. they pay some weirdo who employs weirdos like me to prep and cook the food and take pictures in just the right way that you can’t see our melanated hands doing the work

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What sort of hotel RUNS OUT OF COFFEE

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ah! Saturday is my birthday, I need to get to Glasgow and go see both these wonderful humans and their art for the day :)

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

God I haven't heard this song in decades and just seeing the pic brought the whole thing back :)

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Prime case of "oh girl, you don't know your bf is gay" going on in this airport today.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Watching Ranma 1/2 I loved this series as a kid and the modern version is still hilarious 😂🤣

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I am so overworked that I woke up in a panic yesterday thinking I was late because it was 7am and I was still in bed. I just had a very confused conversation with the husband about my birthday and how I didn't really do anything for it this year; he reminded it hasn't happened yet and is next week.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Was getting fed up of JRPGs so just finished a play through of Arkham City. Such a classic game, and an incredible Batman story. But I totally forgot about @markhamillofficial.bsky.social singing over the credits. Hits heavier now Conroy is dead. That's a pairing that will never be beaten.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I have fours hours to kill in Dublin Airport next week. That's going to be fun.

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Mike Bloom @michaelbloom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

They're on the right track baby they were born today

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Husband is furious because I am home from my work trip and the cats have not left me alone and even came running when I called their names from the hall. He has had them since they were born. They are my cats.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This happens in my home town all the time. Business owners screaming about parking in a town here almost everyone walks or takes the bus.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My train was delayed and I got out on the next one, but that was a TransPennine and not an Avanti. I bloody hate train travel in England. Two fucking train companies on the same line, to same destination, a the same time is utter madness. Makes so much more sense in Scotland where it's national.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I am trying to coordinate global Comms across three countries with people having to manually send an email to different users groups as the systems were dealing with are from the dark ages. We have 15mins to get this stuff out,.and one person has decided now is the time for a smoke break.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

What a beautiful turn of phrase 😂

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