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Skanedog

@skanedog.bsky.social
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Glitter and Rock n' roll 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. West Coast Scotland, Permanently tired ex-professional geek and current project manager. 40-something gay husband and cat-dad. MTG & Warhammer nerd. Turn yourselves from the False Emperor and come to the Primordial Truth.

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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 38m
Waiting till you start looking at him.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 48m
Awww congratulations!
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 50m
You just don't have enough people in bed with you that's all.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 1h
...The council ended up literally binning them, and for a day there were just all these ghostly forms of forgotten women sticking out of public bins all along the high street.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 1h
A few years ago in Perth (Scotland) the council did an art installation thing about invisible woman where wireframe statues of famous women appeared all over the city centre. Except because they were wireframes noone could see the damn things and people kept walking into them...
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Drew Mackie @drewgmackie.bsky.social · 15h
I wrote about some old friends — and why the Mana series has the best elemental system in RPGs. www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/element...
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 18h
Not to make anyone feel old but Michaela Strachan just turned 60.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is hump day for some BUT AFTER TOFAY I AM OFF UNTIL TUESDAY BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Perfect
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Amazon calling me a fag.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There are other things in the world that are good, you need to actively seek them out and pay attention or you'll keep being pulled back to the awful bits.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cat haz box
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With Him having to get up for work at 4:30am my whole day has now turned on its end. I'm up early doing housework and now I have nothing to do until actual work starts. I'd go for a walk but it's pissing down.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Great game :)
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Grodaeu @groda.eu · 06/10/2026
ChatGPT of course did not such thing. OpenAI and Sam Altman did. This will continue until people stop pretending the machine did it. When liability is placed where it should the problem will vanish overnight
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is how I found out Archer died 🤣
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I woke up one day about three years ago and my fully ginger beard had gone completely grey.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was The Watchers by AM Shine
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You didn't ruin it, you helped me realise it was a bad book :)
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My parents bought their house for £14k. Now it's only an ex-council 2-bed - hardly a McMansion - but still. Their combined pensions are half again my monthly salary.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had this conversation with my mum last week: Her: "What do you have to be stressed about?" Me: *trying to explain the cost of living, the job market, the difficulties of being married to an immigrant in Reforms Britain* Her: "Well. Your father and I don't have to think about these things".
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember a while back I was reading a book that I thought I was enjoying then you pointed out a consistent issue with the dialogue and I couldn't unsee it. Gave up the book after that 🤣🤣.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had to work on Saturday so I shouldn't have to work today.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah it's not real. It's been circulating since 2024 but there's no official record that he ever said anything like that. It doesn't even read like his voice.
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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I podcast to my plants every morning. Several have killed themselves.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My son.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hope you're doing good 😊
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is such fun to be completely awake this early.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o... ...ACAB?
theguardian.com
Paw patrol: Mexico debuts tiniest national guard recruit
Chihuahua Comando is being trained for search-and-rescue work, and helping bring a warm connection with the public
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am home after a gruelling 3-day work trip that saw me in 4 cities over 3 countries; taking 3 trains, 2 planes, 5 busses, and an über. I am now in bed, eating millionaires shortbread.
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Mitch @coastermitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy October 3rd.
static.klipy.com
Mean Girls: It's October 3rd (Lindsay Lohan)
ALT: Mean Girls: It's October 3rd (Lindsay Lohan)
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I shouldn't call him.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks 🙂‍↕️
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
good morning ben
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Winamp was the absolute dogs bollocks.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saw myself in the mirror today and all that hard work I did a couple of years ago has slowly been undone. Tired and sluggish all the time, need to get back out for walks again as that was the best thing for me losing weight before.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah fuck I liked him.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Done!
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone played the new Silent Hill? Is it any good?
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh no! Did non-pornstars existing ruin your day? Cunt.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That cup of coffee at 10pm was a really fucking stupid idea.
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LOVED THAT GAME
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good boy :)
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did they all get their meat and two veg though?
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This advert was responsible for becoming a massive Lykke Li fan
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have never heard of this before but... Wow
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Chris Fredda 🩷💜💙 @seeyouinnj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When pot smokers get in an argument, that’s grass-fed beef
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Looks cracking :)
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhm ingonyama Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama Siyo Nqoba Ingonyama
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Skanedog @skanedog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Standard assumption that the world outside of the US does not exist either. I have never heard of this song because I live in a different part of the world and who cares about Texas here?
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