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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 11h

I keep saying it: we need to rip off the band-aid and bring back the OG FourLoko. Why drift downhill into hell when we can floor it and get there quicker?

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 12h

the only appropriate place to build a new data center

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They said moving to FL might help my seasonal depression well guess what It's gonna rain here all week, we are so back

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I was wondering how much those ghouls had to pay LeBron to sign on and lol

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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the defending FCS National Champion Montana St Bobcats have lost on a walk-off TD + 2 pt conversion to the Idaho Vandals at the Kibbie Dome, a converted blimp hangar College football is the most magical sport on the planet

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Deshaun Watson is a free agent next year, his agent is pushing this PR spin / image rehab to try to get him one more contract, football media is playing along to maintain access to the agency's other high-profile players. It's still disgusting but it really is that simple.

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yeah it's fun. Every few weeks I have to walk around the side of the house to clean out the A/C drain line and I average about one bite per minute spent outside

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Come to Florida, the mosquitoes here are giving out surprise presents (it's dengue fever lol)

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I worked as a bank teller at a place where they tried to make us stand up all day. I've got flat feet and it makes my back hurt to stand still for too long, go to hell

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Signs fall has arrived: shorter days, cooler weather, me back on my bullshit listening to Elliott Smith

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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1

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𝔫𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔭𝔦𝔷𝔷𝔞, 𝔩𝔢𝔣𝔱𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔟𝔢𝔢𝔣 🍕 @awillmscream.lol · 01/10/2026

Mox addressing the crowd after the PAC tribute show "Whatever you're gonna do, do it with purpose, and gratitude, and give a shit." #AEWDynamite

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Good to see True Pirate Joe Musgrove mentioned on the timeline

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Got my flu and covid shots just after Labor Day

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

we're really gonna bet the entire nation's economy on WeWork x NFTs x sex cult lol

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Luther Burden is on the hunt for that cattle rustler Tanner Mordecai and he won't stop until one of them is in the ground

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I did not expect that MNF animation of "boat heading toward going under a bridge in Chicago" to end the way it did

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

do you think these people know that SC and NV are now the first two states on the 2028 schedule or do they still think it's IA and NH

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I would be fine with there being thousands of new dipping / burger sauces now if they didn't all contain ranch and/or mayo

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A one-off game at a temp ballpark in the Tetons might lead to Zack Hample being eaten by a bear so I'll allow it

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

that's what the pre-show battle royales and four-way trio-teams matches are for

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Part of the deal with him buying Mar-A-Lago was that he wasn't allowed to use it as a residence but nobody's stopped him from doing anything he wants yet so 🤷

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the other side of that coin is that FL are real sticklers about making sure you are a bona fide resident and if you can't prove you live here over 183 days a year you lose all your "resident" perks

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I had to look this up and I guess Matt Canada hasn't coached since the Steelers shitcanned him in 2023? He could be in the walls at your school's athletic facility RIGHT NOW

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Taking an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty is by definition one of the dumber things you can do on a football field but this was a 12/10 on the dumbass scale

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

even a Dennis Franz signed baseball is $80 now on eBay

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ray Bradbury was right about everything

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Do they still run the "Who's Who Among High School Students" scam where you could pay to have your kid's name in a book that nobody would ever open? Just asking

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

it's so funny watching Xi flatter Trump for a day or two then it takes idiots like Navarro and Lutnick yelling at him for a week to walk back all the stuff he said he he loves about China

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I wonder what percentage of people get Taco Bell just because they are craving a big ol' Baja Blast

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

so last night they spent 10 minutes talking about how Bryan Reynolds has played every game this year and he's... not starting today?

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

my re-listenof this album a couple years ago was... not as pleasant as I thought it would be

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When this came out I was the exact correct age for it to melt my brain, I listened to it non-stop for months

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Adam Darowski @adarowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

FYI, Heinie Wagner and Butts Wagner are different people, but both were major league baseball players. Heinie was born 146 years ago today, but Butts was born nine years prior.

Screenshot showing photos and names of baseball players Heinie Wagner and Butts Wagner.

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

oh man Bevo could top that if he travels this week

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Smokey could do the funniest thing this Saturday

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I tried their weird spaghetti a few weeks ago and it was not pleasant

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They absolutely are, David Petraeus got his chance to climb the ladder by marrying the daughter of the guy who ran West Point

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Highway to the Cool Zone @skaboomizzy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

leveraging myself to 10x the value of my house that Trump will say "big wet ass" during televised remarks before the end of the year

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