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Ole Miss. Average runner. Photographer. I post a lot about college sports. Signal: @sizemo.87

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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 20m
Found a Taco Bell sauce packet in my jacket pocket. Better than a Kleenex, not as good as cash.
My hand holding a Taco Bell mild sauce packet that says yes to forever
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Aggies seem to be the fanbase most able to laugh about their program
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
TL looks dire so here's some pumpkin bread and banana bread muffins we baked today.
The butt edge of a loaf of pumpkin bread cut off so you can see the crumbA bunch of banana bread muffins mostly upside down in a cooling rack. Two loaves of pumpkin bread are sitting behind them on another rack.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh my god we just missed it. October 11.
A really old phone picture of the October 11, 2010 edition of The Daily Mississippian. The front page headline reads: IS THREE FEET BE ENOUGH? NEW STATE LAW REQUIRES MOTORIST TO LEAVE ROOM FOR BIKERS
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I never thought in my entire life that I would see this pairing but I am verrrrrry interested. @stevengodfrey.bsky.social
A picture of a TV screen on YouTube. There's a thumbnail for a video called The Neal McCready Podcast -- Steven Godfrey.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I will simply follow you blog when this site runs out of money Also, I had literally taken my phone out to take this picture to send to you, so this reply was perfectly timed 
A bright yellow shopping cart in a heavily wooded area 
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Same as the last recipe but double the crumblies as requested by husband.
Blackberry cobbler in a glass baking pan. It has already been eaten halfway.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's not Linux, it's
The top 3 teams in this week's AP poll. The logos are a big-ass G, an N(also a D but it doesn't work with the joke so I'm ignoring it), and a big-ass U
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cheaper
Texasfiresark.com is available for $5 for the first year
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Punkins
This image features a chalkboard sign displaying pumpkin prices next to a stack of hay bales with several orange pumpkins on top and one on the ground. The sign reads: "PUMPKINS, MINI 3, SMALL 4, MEDIUM 7, LARGE 10." The background shows trees and foliage.Lots of grey and yellow pumpkins on the groundThis image features a small, house-like structure constructed entirely from stacked white pumpkins, topped with a thick, textured thatched roof. The structure has a central, arched window opening. In front of the pumpkin house, there is a vibrant display of various pumpkins and gourds in shades of orange, white, and green, scattered across the ground.Rows of stacked pumpkins. The top layer is red pumpkins, the middle layers are regular orange ones, and the lower two are yellow.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SEC Nation is setting up at the state fair
An SEC Nation-branded skyjack thingy inside a pavilion at the state fair. The concrete ground is wet and you can see the Ferris wheel in the distance.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tomato soup weather imo
Homemade tomato soup in a soup pot on the stove
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the one time business majors get off the hook entirely
Car swerve meme. Straight ahead label is "stem vs. humanities", exit label is "business major"
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Timeline lining up
Two skeets

Top one is: Pearl River Flow @pearlriver... • Sep 8, 2024
Joined Jul '23
* Bluesky Elder My fellow Mississippians, do not put away your summer clothes just yet. This is a false fall. In a week, perhaps two, the heat will return and you will resent these Elysian days. Do not become addicted to the
weather.

Second one is: Texas Storm Chasers @texasstormch... • 1m Some are hot, some are not. Summer weather isn't giving up yet! Much of Texas will climb well into the 90s today, with Austin forecast to hit 100°F. Meanwhile, the Panhandle and far West Texas enjoy much
cooler temperatures only in the 70s.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did a re-edit. Yellowstone National Park, September 2024. #landscapephotography 📸
light blue sky. yellowy orange grasses with a river in the foreground, some hills with green trees in the middle and a snow-capped mountain in the background.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He's walking on the path where we got up close and personal with this friend!
a bison/buffalo eating something on the ground. Old Faithful (I think?) is in the background, steaming. There are also trees and mountains visible behind that. and people.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bad day to be a hot gog
Screenshot of an Apple Pay transaction notification for $1.62 at Costco
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Beautiful sunset tonight
Clouds in the sky above a lake at sunset. One particular cloud is dumping rain and also reflecting the setting sun. It's very pretty
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Maybe????
Spooky rain clouds above a field with trees
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Manifesting autumn
A white ceramic jug vase on a dark colored table with rust, yellow and white flowers in it. Next to it is an assortment of miniature ornamental pumpkins.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just want to make my contribution. I am still my father's favorite son because my brother has never taken to sports at all.
Young Sizemo and her dad in LSU garb at the LSU/TAMU (?) Cotton Bowl at JerryworldOld Sizemo and her dad in their respective schools' gear at Tiger Stadium in 2024.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Time to go push an occupied stroller at speed
Carrot weather app screenshot showing the forecast for Dallas

Sunny, 98°, feels 103°. Below the forecast it says "The sun doesn't actually care if you go outside to see him."
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lane may be in the Fansville commercial, but Pete actually lives in Fansville ❤️💙
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
New shoe day. These birks-style shoes are the greatest things ever for kids. Little one inherited thicc midfeet from her momma and the adjustability is clutch.
Toddler feet in a pair of pastel rainbow Birkenstock-style sandals with straps on the back of them. The legs attached to those feet are clad in black jammie pants with pumpkins on them.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Honestly I think Siri AI is gonna be absolutely good enough for most people who just want to set timers and ask stupid questions
A screenshot of my phone on iOS 27. The new Siri AI bubble at the top of the screen contains the words:

""Chopped unc" is a slang term that combines "chopped," meaning unattractive, and "unc" (short for uncle), meaning old or out of touch. The phrase is used to describe someone who is considered both unattractive and old."
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can check (not yelling at the sun edition)
A pint can of a Peticolas Hefeweizen in my hand
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You'd miss this though
Screenshot of the Carrot weather app. It's sunny, 97° and feels like 112°. The screenshot also says "Jesus glue-huffing Christ, it's mostly sunny."
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Okay I mentioned trying to do the apple crisp oat milk macchiato in a blog post last week and we're making the syrup now
An espresso machine and a bottle of oat milk on a counter. There is a toddler head in the foreground. A saucepan with chopped apples, apple juice, brown sugar, nutmeg and cinnamon sticks visible
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sorry for the screenshot from Twitter
Screenshot from Twitter from Sam Hutchens. Text above a picture of Lane Kiffin at a lectern in front of an LSU step and repeat. He's holding two bottles of holy water. The text reads:

Some LSU reporters gave Lane Kiffin a gift at his presser today. It was two bottles of Holy Water.
Per the reporter who presented it: "Of course that first one will get used in game three against your former schooliẠỊ
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
nature imo
field with very short grass. green trees in the background, branches and leaves overhanging the top and sides of the frame in the foreground. in the middle is a big metal power pole and a wood power pole and there are a bunch of power lines going between them. The sun is setting and there's just the faintest warm glow in the sky and on the poles.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It me! I'm the rube! They're so cute.
A plastic container with 10 black miniature storage bins that have the yellow lids. They're tiny versions of the big storage bins that we have in the garage and they're so cute.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If I were an astronaut with a book to sell, I guess I would want Miles O'Brien to blurb it, yeah.
A blurb on the back of the book Dinner With An Astronaut from one Miles O'Brien

"A story of passion, purpose, and persistence, combining to achieve something hypergolic."
-MILES O'BRIEN,
SCIENCE JOURNALIST AND FILMMAKER
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
well look what I found on the old x100f
Ole Miss and LSU mini helmets on a table with some king's Hawaiian rollsa bunch of LSU fans in a circle washed out by the sun outsidesome folks pointing at the camera at the DVA tailgate tiger stadium at dusk
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Did y'all know the youths are losing it over these old point and shoots? For the aesthetic (bad flash) of the millennium.
My hand holding a blue canon powershot SD1100 IS
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I like my blocklists to all be very complementary
Screenshot of my clearsky profile with the "lists on" tab active. The four most recent lists are visible. They are titled: Sports, Sport, Sports, and Monumental Dipshits.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Map of US with states in various colors.

United States: where I've been
Never been 15
Stayed a while 8
Passed through 5
Lived there 3
Visited 20
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Honestly thought I'd have more absolutely nots whereidlive.com/t/us-states-...
Map of the US with different colors on it corresponding to where I would live. Upper third is mostly absolutely or yes, middle is maybe and probably not and bottom is mostly never and maybe with a few yesses.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yes, Dallas. Grabbed my notes from the meeting.
Flock
• 690 cameras, not growing the number or the contract
• We house the data, not Flock. They do not have access to it. You have to be an approved requester, with a case number and an offense to be able to go in and make a query for the data.
• Trying to qualify for grants to reduce the general fund obligation to pay for this.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is v good if you’re in Texas
My hand holding a space-themed can of beer called Occupy from Starbase Brewing. I’m in my living room and there’s a DS9 episode visible on the television.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Or something like it idk it’s a terrible pantry
Our pantry which is basically a closet in the kitchen but the leftmost 8” is hidden behind the doorframe and it’s like 18” deep so you can’t see the stuff in the back.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Can’t figure out which of these will be most useful in responding to Joined Nov 24ers
Now that’s what I call chronic depression in the CD font and formatNow that’s what I call slop in the CD font and format
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
For when someone really pulls a Bluesky
Generated image from quote skeeted NOW that’s what I call music font thingy. It says

NOW
thats what i call
BLUESKY
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
That screenshot got me to this reply and boy. That’s some Joined Nov ‘24 shit if I’ve ever seen it.
Reply to a quote post that isn’t visible. The quote post is quoting an AP post that says “Former U.S. President Joe Biden's prostate cancer has spread to other parts of his body and is causing him pain, even as he continues to speak out on public issues, his son Hunter said in an interview.”

The reply says “Joe, try homeopathics. I had cage four and took 4 differnet homeopathic concoctions and haven't had cancer in 15+ years. I also had radiation and chemo, but that was after I found an ocologists who would work with me without insurance, about nine months.”

I redacted the author in the screenshot.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Did some studying everywhere but Africa. Europe and Middle East stuck, Asia and Americas improved but not fully retained.
114/177 countries

44/44 Europe
19/30 Americas
11/52 Africa
22/22 Middle East
18/29 Asia
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Parenting is both extremely mundane and extremely absurd
Screenshot of a text with my husband

Me: she wont come to bed
Him: oh no! Is she playing in her room?
Me: [screenshot of sleep tracker showing she’s been awake for 5 hours and 42 minutes] she’s running back and forth between the living room and the bedroom playing with a plastic pancake
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Worth it though
Two matching floral print dresses. One is a midsize and one is an adult size.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My dog Murray standing on a brown elevated wood deck in our old backyard.
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Abita strawberry in a hotty toddy koozie while watching Pete holding at media days
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I hate this place
Sunny, 104°, realfeel 119°
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spooky noodle arms sizemo 👻🧙🦇 @sizemo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Y’all have no idea how wild it is to see an Ole Miss quarterback in the header image of anything good
Athletic Pulse newsletter header image with a ND qb, arch manning, and Trinidad Chambliss in the middle.
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