Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 20mi am afraid UE engine stuff makes this dream basically impossible, but it would be soooo cool if Epic went belly up from its AI obsession 030
Reposted by Six Dettmardoublemmia @mobilesuitmia.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Happy birthday Fa and Judau. I'm just reposting this 315146
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN BY WAY OF MARVEL MOVIES: They hunt in packs now? They hunt in PACKS now. 060
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026also Persona 5 Driving All Night would go crazy. roadtrip game where you’re stopping at 7-11s at 2am with ryuji and trying to convince him not to buy a corndog that has been under heat lamps for 16 hours 230
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i am so tired. and i am barely over halfway done. but. i bet Biddy Blas could fix me 140
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026or chest ports i guess, plural, since i’ve had one installed on two different occasions 010
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Not sure if it’s the same sort, but GOD I hated my chest port. It was so fucking uncomfortable, all my sympathies 💜 110
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026thank you! genuinely had never heard of it, will watch this after work 020
Reposted by Six DettmarBaronhaynes @baronhaynes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Idea by @decentdoicm.bsky.social and @mstangdoespuzzles.bsky.social 131829662
Reposted by Six Dettmarwillow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026(dragon’s dogma pawn at the grocery store) ‘tis an item we require in every aisle! a divide and conquer scenario would work best, seems 91122465
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026and i respect gengar but that's clefairy!!!! that's the original pokemon mascot!!! that's the oswald the lucky rabbit of pokemon! 130
Reposted by Six DettmarKate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I've been wondering what's actually up here for a while + you're not going to believe this but the answer is, once again, private equity. www.avclub.com/shout-factor...avclub.comShout! Factory put old "lost" TV directly into fans' hands—until one day it didn'tShout! Factory put old "lost" TV directly into fans' hands—until one day it didn't 7668330
Reposted by Six Dettmar👑 Empress of Pulls 👑 @yerfriendmolly.undertow.cards · 04/10/2026JOURNAL UPDATED is back to discuss a formative Molly game: .hack//GU Episode 1: Rebirth! Lots to talk about this month from Final Fantasy, Forum Posting, MMO Trauma, and more! www.abnormalmapping.com/journal-upda...abnormalmapping.comJournal Updated 72: .hack//G.U. Vol. 1//Rebirth — Abnormal MappingWelcome back to another Journal Updated! This month we went BACK to the days of 2006 for some Formative Molly Gaming! Along the way we talk about forums, Final Fantasy, and more! 02917
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026CELEBRIMBOR: do not heed this contemptible morsel, talion. it claims to be “everything,” but it cannot hide the truth. i could name innumerable things this bagel does not contain. TALION: i swore an oath to break my fast, wraith. i will see it done whether you wish or no 08634
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“It’s Pokemon but just the combat” sounds like the worst game ever made 7473
Reposted by Six DettmarBoringKate @boringkate.com · 03/10/2026I've been eating so many crackers lately. I fucking love crackers. *gets momentarily worried about bad faith readings of my posts* If I was a cannibal then I would eat people of all races at rates that are roughly proportional to the makeup of the local population. I wouldn't have a preference. 210119
Reposted by Six DettmarJennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tonight at 5pm ET, we’ll be playing an assortment of games with 7 and 9 in the title alongside @sixdettmar.bsky.social and @kyriepage.bsky.social! Follow at twitch.tv/scanlinemedia for a notification when we go live.twitch.tvScanlineMedia - TwitchThe Twitch account for Scanline Media, a small games criticism site by Jennifer Unkle, Kyrie Page, and Six Dettmar! — ScanlineMedia streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and... 045
Reposted by Six DettmarJennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026On Novel Not New, our journey with the Metal Gear Solid series comes to a close. @aibrahim.bsky.social joined @sixdettmar.bsky.social and I to discuss Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain! It is one of the messiest, most ambitious games we’ve ever covered. www.patreon.com/scanlinemedi...patreon.comNovel Not New - Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain | Scanline MediaWe will not speak any "words that kill" on this podcast, promise. 01210
Reposted by Six Dettmarchelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026there are no worthwhile qualities of fraternities, full stop. when they're not busy raping women and defending their rapist members they abuse and kill new members for fun. colleges have proven they cannot be made safe or reformed. the only reasonable policy at this point is banning all of them. 91155225
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Theodora’s route Enemy General: Let’s give these BRATS a lesson they won’t soon forget! Except that one woman with the 12 pack, she scares the hell out of me, avoid her Theodora: I am going to walk in a straight line towards the enemy general and kill anyone who approaches. Enemy General: CURSES 040
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026they should try having fun with that shit ass game, that’d be a world first 010
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ok i have had two days of this illness, can you please leave me alone and STOP HURTING MY THROAT* *read like yelling but not actually yelling irl because my GOD that would hurt atm 120
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026very common response to seeing a pitch for an Ubi game vs the actual game 082
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 23/09/20261) you know, that's actually not my main concern right now, i'm more worried about the 300 people you just fucked over, but 2) YES IT WILL 170
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026every time they lay off 300 people then go "but it won't affect the game's development" 2238
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026checked replies for i thought the obvious answer, and didn't see it, so: it's because they loaded the show with enough fanservice of her to kill an elephant, i'm pretty sure 140
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Shadow of Mordor won in a year that was pretty weak overall, and then Shadow of War was heavily set back by its pay to win loot crate bullshit, not to mention the critical reassessment of its themes and such. At least in my circles, the games have largely been forgotten. 000
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i agree with all the criticisms of the game. but i like it when a guy i beat up gets mad about it, gets stronger, and chases me down. that's cool. 060
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026you are going "who is this FOR?!" and i have an answer for you. me. i'm a damn moron and i really like these games. 191
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I just want them to sell as much as possible. Sell Blizzard, sell Obsidian, sell all these studios instead of burying them with you in your tomb like some ancient king. 030
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Like. Make as much money as you can along the way. Ship anything that you can ship in a reasonable amount of time. Milk your current customers for more money. Sell off the studios you can. But the mission objective is "in two years, Xbox should not exist." Microsoft wants OUT. 050
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026For my part, in the early days of the Asha Sharma era (which I guess we're still in, but let's talk in relative terms), I assumed that the goal was to bring insanely unrealistic "efficiency" to Xbox that would do huge damage to it. That wasn't true. The goal from the start has been to END Xbox. 170
Reposted by Six DettmarJennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026At what point does the press finally stop writing glowing articles about Asha Sharma doing customer support, making decisions based on Twitter polls, etc. and start acknowledging who she really is: a Microsoft-appointed executioner 1278
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026thinking about some facts about the early days of Xbox for no reason whatsoever 031
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Seriously though, right now Kojima is spending half the day every day on the phone, talking to his contacts going “hey when Microsoft inevitably dumps us in somewhere between three months to three days from now, can we bring Physint to you?” 040
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026And wouldn’t it be darkly funny if no one will pick it up, except the last place he wants to go. And they say, “ok, we’ll help you finish the game. You’ll have to rename it, though.” Konami presents: Metal Gear Physint. 130
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I have to disagree with people saying Physint is never coming out. Oh, Microsoft will dump it, no doubt. No shot it ships under them. But Kojima won’t give them the power to shut down the studio, so he’ll just shop it to another publisher. 141
Reposted by Six Dettmarheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts 122266810
Reposted by Six Dettmarheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026other than call of duty and wow i genuinely think the smart move is to assume that any other xbox game thats more than a year away is never coming out. ‘mass layoffs and activision taking over halo’ just doesn’t describe how disastrous and destructive microsoft’s actions have been 51184134
Reposted by Six Dettmarheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026this whole xbox thing feels like a true emperors no clothes moment. there is so obviously no plan, anything announced yesterday is overruled tomorrow, that even reporting the facts feels laughably insufficient. 282242390
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Destiny is a cool idea that has literally always been mismanaged. And in fairness, it’s an incredibly hard idea to execute. The closest they’ve come have been moments like Taken King and Forsaken, but those still haven’t actually come close to the concept’s potential. 030
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The thing is, as dumb a decision as it was, Bungie didn’t do the vaulting of Destiny 2 because it seemed like such a fun idea. It’s because they had a huge, bone-deep tech problem with the game’s growing size that they couldn’t figure out how to fix. So. How are you fixing that? 140
Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026As a person who just holds onto all their media, it is wild to just look at a shelf and see the various versions of myself I’ve been- some I’m proud of, some I’m embarrassed of. 2170