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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I read this as the "goths" ruin it and I was very curious what your beef with our dark friends is

Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I have such an irrational problem with Acaster being known as James Acaster (from the Celebrity Traitors) I think you'll find he's been ours for much longer

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"UK's biggest betting site based on revenue" is a crackers thing to have in your adverts. "We take the most money from people, so give us your money as well"

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just popping in to let everyone know we're about 2/3 sold for the premiere of our film this Saturday, which is very exciting! So, if you're on the fence, it might be time to get off the fence and grab a ticket. Or stay on the fence and get one online. Regardless, cannot wait to show you all this!

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I still can't believe this film is a thing, I really can't wait

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hi, yeah, no, no repair needed, it's just, I've been following your van for about 7 miles of traffic now and I think you should be aware that when you added "Conservatory Problems" in a slightly smaller font, you should have used a green bullet point instead of purple... Hello?

The rear of a white or silver van. The van is for a door & window repair service.
On it is a list of 7 bullet points for the type of work they cover. The bullet points are different colours:
Green
Red
Blue
Green
Red
Blue
Purple

There was a clear pattern which repeated 3 colours, however the bottom option "Conservatory Problems" has been added at a later date and has used a new colour of purple for some reason. This text is also about 1pt smaller than the other list items, but I feel I should pick a lane of something to get unreasonably bugged by

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*held a spade next to a hole an adult had dug for a photo in the local paper

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When I was young I was picked to plant* a tree. I drove past it the yeaterday and felt a giddy excitement it was growing. People make actual, proper, tangible contributions to this world. It must be crackers to see your name on books, posters, telly. How do you not just point at yourself all day?

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You can't fire me, I quit!

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You can't watch any sport without being told you're doing it wrong if you're not gambling

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If it's not being promoted directly from the bookies, it's from a random or a 'tipster' working off referrals. Every man I know has gone through a betting phase at one point, it's impossible to ignore. Everyone shows signs of trying game the odds and have definitely all been addicted at one point

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Americans seeing how predatory sports betting is should be a wake up to us who were born into it On Twitter it was impossible to stop betting ads. You block the big bookies, then the obscure ones, then you get the same bookies just an ad from a 'person' instead. The more you block, the more you get

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I had a couple of months off social media this summer and came back because I was missing out on various projects. But man, the serious really hit me as soon as I did

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I've watched this so many times now, I'm going to hear that cheer in my dreams

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Can't wait! This banner is better really

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Ah, well it hasn't put me off. I love seeing any of the shots from the film

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Tickets for this are live, you better believe I booked as soon as I saw. I've not been this excited for a film in a very long time genesiscinema.co.uk/event/113852

genesiscinema.co.uk

Events | Genesis Cinema

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I sometimes think the Aussie stereotype gets unfairly and lazily mocked. Then they go to the world cup and have a keeper called Beach

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

When the social media guy thinks of an April fools but isn't sure whether they'll be in the job by then

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

*this isn't a dig at the BBC, just the state of the industry in general

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

There's an incredible number of new TV shows being released across all platforms, every week. Yet the BBC can only muster up pitches for one single new show that might interest me, but it must be made for £20 + a kit kat, make half the series in a day, and have Jimmy Carr as the host

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Normally get some biscuits, but to get some Metallica merch for giving blood is a very nice present

A Metallica t shirt with a special 2026 Blood Drive design.
On top of it is a booklet of safety information for after giving blood

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

APP: teehee, your tickets aren't quite ready yet, check back later

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Big respect to bands who play the millennial bangers in the middle of their sets because yes, I do have to dip at the encore, I've got a train to catch

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Every single time I've been to hospital in any season it has been heating on + windows open

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Remember when the IKEA advert had the correct, current time on a clock in the advert. I think that's the level of self aware media technology I'd like to go back to

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

"join the army, you get to play netball" is like saying,"do you want to listen to podcasts? Become someone's personal toilet"

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Wish all the other apps that track me paid me so much tbh

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Renewing my car insurance and Hastings will give me £60 off for their 'app policy' and for me to let them track me for 30 days. Not a black box, just phone location data. I'm not really bothered about this, or what they do with it, but I am curious. That's quite a relative value to put on such data

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

If someone made an app to say when I can open my windows again after shutting the sun out all day, I'd be all for it. Now, now is the time

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

When I was a kid pc gaming people would say in the chat things like "Alt + F4 gives you free goodness" then you'd see a wave of people disconnect. A funny way to learn these sorts of things. Kids these days won't ever get the same level of internet nonsense life lessons

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

What if I'm monocling around but also wearing...

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

This place is way too serious. I regularly see something which looks like a joke but I think, hmm, better not interact, just in case. I've deleted a plethora of silliness because of it

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Ah that's annoying, they've made them unavailable. The current 'summer' run is there

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I've been really enjoying it. Nice easy watching

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Respect to TLC completely giving up on typical broadcasting and just chucking absolutely everything on their YouTube in full. Mock the week, zero stars, the way out, unacceptable. Would never have thought TLC would be the place for new comedy

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I know there's no fun wordplay in the croc example, but if we can get the next Elvis to eat some panda jam on stage, we might get somewhere that conservationists haven't been able to for decades

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

There was a place in Australia which did just this. They had to ban crocodile hunting as they were going extinct, with limited success, cus y'know, humans. It wasn't until they made the crocs a commodity and encouraged the skin trade for belts, etc that breeding and farming brought the numbers back

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I saw them again at the weekend. They really are excellent. High energy, get the crowd going, and don't take themselves too seriously. The place was absolutely packed out for them with red caps everywhere

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

My god, please stop, that sounds horrific for everyone involved

A picture of some popcorn on a supermarket shelf. They are big bags in an orange cardboard packing tray.
The slogan on the tray is "Bringing food to life"

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

If everyone now automatically has 2 chances on the Lotto, no one does

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

This is the answer, no algorithm, yet it was still possible to discover people, artists, music. Learned the foundations of basic html there

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

At the weekend, 23, in the week 50

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

What I mean to say is, my brain doesn't think I have enough problems and decides to spend my evenings getting infuriated about this, rather than just watching whatever it was I came to YouTube for that I've now completely forgotten

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Something really irks me when I see a video "...live from Glastonbury" ...live Like, it's not live is it? It *was* live, sure, but so was every single thing recorded. Now streams that are actually live have to be "live now". But then you can get a program "live now" showing footage from the past

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I'd always assumed there were some names vetoed out of a TM lineup, for whatever reason. But now it almost seems inevitable that we'll get Carr sooner or later instead of *insanely long list of excellent new comedians*

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Wishing for Chloe Petts to please be known as something other than "Ed Gamble's mate"

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Si Turner @siturner.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

"half pints are available upon request" Not to get pedantic at this bar, but you'd struggle to sell any of your range without some form of request. Half pints would be the least of your worries

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