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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours)

@sissyblade.bsky.social
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Anxious Millennial Trash Panda. Made fun of bad fanfics (including her own) in the past. Often tired as heck.

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is fucked up
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if Trump posts a trans slur on Truth Social which is aimed at you, and you say anything other than "can you guys fucking believe the President of the United States is out here posting trans slurs on Truth Social, fuck him into the sun for all eternity," you have failed the most basic of all tests
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, okay. And I found the Elixir of Life in my kitchen sink.
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well... @crys134.bsky.social , your thoughts?
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ooh, I have a lot. But one of them is definitely mozzarella sticks with marinara sauce.
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Clowning on one of my comfort shows, the absolute unbridled NERVE...
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To expand on this: Bigotry isn't a result of an innocent misunderstanding, or not having all the facts. It's not a choice made rationally, defeated with a rational argument. Bigotry is a self-protective, foundational belief used to help make the world make sense to them. Debate won't change that.
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I felt so sick when I heard the news, holy shit...
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw this multiple times during the Jets/Lions game, and I was like, "What the fuck is this shit?"
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
...dangit, I feel (mostly) called out here.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me seeing a combo kfc taco bell pizza hut franchise on a road trip “let’s try that kentaco hut”
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Amazing how thoroughly "Tesla driver" is now recognized as a synonym for "piece of shit."
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hmm, I would have to say... the very first Streets of Rage. It wasn't just the gameplay, it was also the music that did it for me. Sonic 2 also did the same thing, but I just happened to resonate with SoR more.
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Current mood:
Homer Simpson angry in bed, sheet covering the lower half of his face
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah, and I took a quick trip to the moon on my lunch break.
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I literally witnessed that when I was walking through the bus transit center downtown one day. Needless to say... OF COURSE screaming "SHUT UP!" at a crying child is just gonna make them sound like a dang Whismur!
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you’re still in line to quit Ed Sheeran’s tour, stay in line!
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh, criminy, here we go...
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The blue bastards just gave me a heart attack win, I already can't do 16 more games. 🤣
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lions, don't you EVER do that heart attack shit to me AGAIN! ...who am I kidding, I know they will do it again. Goddammit.
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hoping you don't have to reach for booze and a paper bag to panic breathe in today. 🤭
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I've come out of my recovering from whatever the hell is still ailing me to ask... How and WHY in the ever loving SHIT are we in overtime? I want a five page essay on my desk tomorrow, Lions.
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can't wait until air somehow gets recalled.
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This goddamn wrinkled old human nutsack keeps trying to nuke us all...
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pardon me, I'm going to need a void to scream into.
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I still remember going "AHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOUUUUUUU!" like it was yesterday 🤣
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Free and fair elections. Michiganders voted for Abdul over Stevens, despite a 63 million dollar push from AIPAC and corporate money and right-wing billionaires and incessant Islamophobia. He is up against MAGA Mike Rogers. This is the reality of August 18, 2026. Vote Blue No Matter Who?
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Definitely a ton of irony by getting blasted by a Vikings defender right there...
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
*insert obligatory "Still alive, just resting" post here*
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
He just went and threatened us with a good time!
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
They "Spoke out". No, they shat out stupid, ignorant, and harmful bullshit. Big difference.
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A shitty opinion getting ratio'd to hell and back, you love to see it.
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 29/07/2026
“PSA: Now that my case is settled, you are free to refer to @FBIDirectorKash as a ‘chud,’ a ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch,’ and a ‘traitor’ without fear of legal repercussions!” trib.al/e8IVBnp
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
the media attacked rep. rashida tlaib for four days when she said "impeach the motherfucker" and accused the democratic party of cleaving decorum, calling it "profane," a "crass expletive," "non-family language," "r-rated" and "earmuffs required" saying fuck is only news when a dem does it
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Jen BH @lil-whip.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
That is absolutely Jennifer Sey, ceo of the xx xy brand on her shirt. Who is trying very hard to get maga barbie to drop adidas and be her brand rep. She is not a basketball fan at all and didnt even know who maga barbie was in 2024. She bought that seat for advertising purposes no doubt #wnba
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If this is where the WNBA is now after dodging this subject like wildfire during All-Star, it may be time to revaluate things. #WNBA
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
How does my day begin? Wake up. Go to work. Car dies at the intersection of a busy street and the freeway on the way to work. (Thankfully, everyone is fine. I got to work on time. Car got towed back home and is being fixed up.)
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The mere announcement of this just made ponzi schemes look legit.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I keep thinking about that poor cannibal locked up next to Andrew Tate.
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
AWS done did it again. www.pushsquare.com/news/2026/07...
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PSN Down But Slowly Recovering After Amazon Web Services Outage
Not quite full health yet
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Man just went and told the dang future.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
Fuck Sophie Cunningham and all transphobes
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If you pay $100, Olive Garden gives you a pass with your name on it to let you have endless pasta for 13 weeks. They ask for ID so you don't let everyone use the pass. When you vote, no one else can vote as you. It's a stupid analogy, and now they're making it sound like you're carded for penne.
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Everyone coming on my feed and explaining to me that all is lost, I note what I have noted before, that there are no Negro Spirituals entitled, “Welp, I Guess It All Sucks and I Am Giving Up.”
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This shit with Taylor Farms is exactly what I’m talking about when I say you may say you “don’t do politics,“ but politics are more than happy to do you. The microbes political bribes got out the door and into your intestines don’t particularly care that you find it all beneath you.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Leandro Paredes with a red card after the final whistle
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
DRAKE CURSE LIVES ON
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Sissy (Mystery Ailment Hours) @sissyblade.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just so y'all know, Drake made a $1.5 million bet for Argentina to win the finals...
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