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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔

@sirwumpus.snert.com
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Programmer; poet; runner; cook; seeker of truth, love, and the arcane. Seven time IOCCC Winner, Go (game), Elite Dangerous, Nuclear Option. Author of BarricadeMX (anti-spam) and Post4 (a Forth interpreter). nanozen.snert.com

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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 16/09/2026
What is this sinister evil to be found in Walmart check-out isles mixed in with tabloids, candy bars, and chewing gum?! I blame @cmdrbuur.bsky.social for these hedonistic impulse buying temptations.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 04/09/2026
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 09/05/2026
My first ever cake, Apple Cake. It came out surprisingly well. Neighbours loved it. Soft, moist, not overly sweet, flavourful.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 18/04/2026
`This your sock?`
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 15/04/2026
Strange text on a sign below monitor with Windows BSOD telling blind and handicapped readers that the menu is available in Braille or Pictures (probably not both). If those clients are alone, how are they suppose to read that sign? D'oh!
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 09/04/2026
So today I made a lovely 3 cheeses & veggie pizza. Along with [a few others](nanozen.snert.org/2622-2/) past few days. Nom nom.
Neapolitan style home made pizza... Spinach, onions, red peppers, courgette, black olives, crumbled feta, crumbled blue cheese, mozzarella, garlic tomato sauce.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 04/03/2026
I bought this fridge magnet years ago (before AI mania) as a reminder of how Big Brother is creeping into our lives. Now it seems more important as statement about how we learn, work, and live every day. #NoAI #UnplugAI
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 03/03/2026
Remember that a Rubber Duck is your friend. rubberduckdebugging.com
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 31/01/2026
Walkies! Ottawa style.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 29/01/2026
So I made a `Tarte aux tomates et tapenade` last Sunday. Lovely simple dish and it turned out rather well I thought. No anchovies in my tapenade though in case you're a purest.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 08/01/2026
#Dell & other laptop makers flog stupidly small arrow keys (even on large models) now. After the Enter key arrow keys are the most used in editing and games, they should be same size as regular keys. I have an old Dell Latitude 3330 laptop with a sane layout ideal for editing & normal size arrows.
Dell Latitude 3330 laptop - ideal editing key layout with normal size arrow keys.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 21/10/2025
An old pic from the first Hallow's Eve in Montreal with `Baka` (rip).
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 20/09/2025
Microsoft is not the only culprit. #NoAI #UnplugAI
Centre: Stop forcing AI into fucking everything.  Outer edges: Nobody asked for it.  Everyone hates it.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 19/09/2025
So ABC's parent Disney has kowtowed to #MrTACO by suspending The Jimmy Kimmel Show, just because the SmallHanded Emperor didn't like Jimmey's recent monologue about the #MAGA_SS. Might be time to ... cc: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 28/08/2025
Actually I was thinking he was more like Palpatine, but instead of electricity from his fingers you see nothing but orange coloured lies. #DARTH #TACO #SITH
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 19/08/2025
> When is a duck not also a rabbit? When its an Elmer.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 15/08/2025
So #AntiVaxxers would rather be ignorant, obese, risking death rather informed, healthy, and long life.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 08/06/2025
Well several years ago, we had snow in Cannes 15 mins. from Nice. Have pics of my dog in the snow. Didn't last long. I have a pic or two of snow in Monaco, just up the coast. So its not impossible.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 08/06/2025
Freshly made and cooling - Börek - spinach, cheese, walnuts, salt & spices, 6 cloves garlic, chopped scorpion pepper, phyllo pastry, sesame seeds.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 29/05/2025
@skeetofgod.bsky.social Please ingrace us with more people of clear wit & humour and less dim wits & dullards.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 23/05/2025
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 17/05/2025
Feeling right royally chuffed. Made my first every home made pizza! It was yum!
Home made cooked pizza. Base tomato + extra garlic (5) sauce, cheese, chorizo, shallots, green peppers, black olives.
Home made pizza after the first slice.  Not as thin as I would have liked, but it's good.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 12/04/2025
Greetings puny hoomans. Give me treats or be licked.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 05/04/2025
(Seen on Mastodon) Tariff Strike Back - Mission CyberStain www.bbc.com/news/article...
Penguin shows a chart for a plan of attack to seagulls.  The chart shows a Cybertruck being bombarded by seagull shit.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 01/04/2025
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 04/03/2025
Anthony H ‪ Space mogul, Alec Turner, invests in Devil's Tower - looks to rename it the Guardian's Nest.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 25/12/2024
Ah. What is that phrase I'm looking for: `Joyeux Noël`
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 24/12/2024
Joyeux Nöel
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 28/11/2024
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 22/11/2024
@stanleecat.bsky.social Can't have misleading advertising.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 21/11/2024
Oh. Shape sorter toys for aliens!
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 21/11/2024
@stanleecat.bsky.social Your next cat shelf.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 17/11/2024
I want one or three. Looks slick, hope is has improved speed and manoeuvrability specs for hooning; slightly better cargo for the odd run; more guns.
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 16/11/2024
@cmdrbuur.bsky.social @cmdrrheeney.bsky.social
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 16/11/2024
@tocoso.bsky.social
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 01/06/2024
If you want nice things in life... learn to cook!
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 15/02/2024
Move over (chair hog).
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Anthony H 👾🍁🧙‍♂️⚔ @sirwumpus.snert.com · 07/02/2024
My Co-pawlot, Clicquot, has a habit of nicking nickers.
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