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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

What’s your fatal flaw—the one that’ll be the death of you? ☠️ The flaw 👉 Legally blind when it comes to clutter. The demise 👉 Trip over the pants my wife told me to pick up, crack my head on the dresser, insta-kill. Your turn.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Sometimes devils aren't under the bed—they're leasing space upstairs. Gehenna is a demon-hunting, descent into relics, rot, and redemption. Come see what crawls out when history refuses to stay buried. 📖 www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0FJ...

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Gehenna

Amazon.com: Gehenna eBook : Sims, Patrick: Kindle Store

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Indiana Jones meets Hellblazer. A rogue relic hunter stumbles into a hidden war between zealots and something far worse. Snark, grit, and biblical horror collide in— Gehenna The Plagueborn Series begins. 📘 Out now. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJXZB78V

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Gehenna

Amazon.com: Gehenna: 9798314594155: Sims, Patrick A: Books

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Working just hard enough to not get fired and busting your ass—shockingly—pay the exact same

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

This is how I envision myself when I say I'll be in the woods. Tigerlily gets it.

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Series book cover; Book 3 Made by me. AI can suck it.

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Series book cover; Book 2 Made by me. AI can suck it.

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Series book cover; Book 1 Made by me. AI can suck it.

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

I now know drinking coffee through a straw does indeed caffeinate me faster, but with an added side effect of existential dread.

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

16 drove himself to school today for the first time and a new level of anxiety has been unlocked.

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

My son's friend just doordashed him McDonald's as a congrats for getting his license. My doorbell rang at 10:30 pm but still, nobody sends me surprise food.

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a black and white cartoon cat is sitting on a red pillow .

ALT: a black and white cartoon cat is sitting on a red pillow .

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Do raccoons think we’re just really bad at hiding our snacks? Goodnight.

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

No, I’m not okay. But I put on pants and didn’t bite anyone. Heroic, really.

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

This is what “I’d marry you all over again” looks like.

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

I was told my vibe is a little witchy, a little wifey, and 100% not to be underestimated. I feel x-rayed.

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

If I think, therefore I am… what happens when I overthink? Am I more? I mean...I'm already a handful...it would explain some things. jinkies...goodnight.

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

I'm thinking scallops with a pseudo mushroom bacon risotto for dinner tonight. But can I pull it off?

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

🫩 ☝️What is this? I didn't give them permission to use my likeness!

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Teriyaki tuna steaks sprinkled with lemonade chips, pamesean brussel sprouts & fingerling potatoes for dinner. I think I did pretty well.

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

I don't care if it's a bonfire/cookout in the sticks. My husband bought me a new dress and I'm gonna wear it.

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

We used to have other parents we hung out with at these events for the hour+ between matches, but now I just find a quiet place and play with snapchat.

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

The amount of pee on that gas station toilet seat was enough to make me consider just going out back by the dumpsters.

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

I told my son he tracked mud on the floor. Later, I asked him why he hadn't cleaned it up yet. He said it didn't ask him to. So I told him I put his clothes in the dryer...I never said I started it.

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

So...I may have punched my Mr. in the face with a vibrator. He said it made him cockeyed. I fear he will wear an eye patch to work just so people will ask what happened...

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

My 16 year old son almost punched me in the face! I mean, I jump scared him and probably would have deserved it, but still.

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

I pulled up to a stoplight in my orange jeep with an orange car beside me and an orange car in front of me. When the light changed, we all went in different directions like we were on some kind of mission. It's the little things in life. 😆

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Sun’s coming up. Shadows, too. Some of y'all keep asking for peace while clinging to chaos. Go full, Elsa—let that shit go. Or admit you love drama more than healing. Me? I’m choosing clarity. And if that burns bridges—good. I walk better without the weight. (Mooning you photo credit: Me)

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Did anyone else have a Yak Bak growing up and can you please explain why we wanted it so bad?

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

I didn't have great expectations for the thundershirt I got for my scaredy-cat of a doggo, but omg does that thing make a difference. She went from nonstop pacing and panting so hard she gags herself to pushing up against me and snoring. 🤯

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

The d/f and u/i being next to each other on the keyboard is pure sabotage. Case in point: 'Bold dick stencil' wtf, no. 'Bold fuck stencil' damn it, no. 'Bold duck stencil' thank you. 😮‍💨

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

How long do I have to stay in the bathtub before I'm considered soup? 🛀🫧

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Love Actually...Sucks "Nobody knows wtf is going on."

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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Being the mom of a teenager is crazy because I have to ask this dude that's bigger than me why the broom is sticky.

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

⛈️ Great day for waterproof shoes! I love them! My Mr. found them for me because I have a problem with paying attention to what's ahead of me, not what's in front of me...I love him too. It really is the little things in life 🙃 @vessiofficial.bsky.social #puddlehunters

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🪦🦇 Sirius Lee 🦇🪦 @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

🤬 Why is it my responsibility to inform the healthcare provider that they have been paid by my insurance carrier? Because "payment is ultimately your responsibility." TF sense does that make? You're telling me they don't have systems in place to even indicate check's in the mail? Wait, that tracks.