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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Women are better at killing than men. They typically don't want credit because they're just solving a problem. I mean... good morning?

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Women are better at killing than men. They typically don't want credit because they're just solving a problem. I mean... good morning?

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Right before we did this, 16 asked what happens if it doesn't break. I said I hadn't considered it, but I had thought about "what if it breaks evenly." It means we both get a wish

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Dear fellow travelers of the Bluesky, I fear that Monday is upon us— Remain vigilant. Stay safe on this horrid day for it tends to be the most tumultuous one of the week. 👀 With minimal sincerity, Me

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

$6/lbs for ground turkey? Not for my cheap ass. I got a 10lbs yield from a 16lbs bird for $18, and I'm making bonus turkey stock. Take that, grocery prices!

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

If someone says they speak French, everyone nods. When I say I speak machine, people think it's a joke. Sensing frequency drift, vibrational signatures, heat profiles, chemical traces, and mechanical harmonics is literally just another form of language. Machines speak; people just don't listen.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

My buddy spotted this in the wild today

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Dammit. I accidentally waterboarded myself and now everything smells like bananas. 👃😤🍌

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

"They're just going to ask you trivial questions like 'what kind of animal would you be?'" Me preparing the supply chain liaison for an interesting lunch:

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Here's a 1-week meal plan I created with my GPT. It includes: • shopping list • meal prep • recipes • storage

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Good morning, Bluesky people. I found out the food pyramid I grew up being indoctrinated with was bullshit controlled by corporate lobbyists. Even the current USDA "MyPlate" isn't accurate. To fight the man, I created a GPT for healthy meal planning in the US. chatgpt.com/g/g-6911ba4f...

chatgpt.com

ChatGPT - MyHealthyPlate Pro

U.S.-based, WHO-aligned, plant-forward recipe expert with zero ultra-processed foods.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Beanbag chairs aren't seating. If I wanted to sit on a beanbag, I'd be running around all Winnie the Pooh style.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

If you need more reasons to not use Facebook/Instagram/whatever else "Meta" is. I finally broke down and deleted mine last week. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/m...

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go I'm going to have quite the macrbe morherhood.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Did you know the company known for their turkey, Butterball, emerged in the 1940s in Chicago? Also around that time, vast amounts of plump children, displaced by the Great Depression, mysteriously disappeared in neighboring Indiana towns. You should really learn the history of things I made up.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

If being bipolar were turned into a song, Csárdás by Vittorio Monti would be it.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

STOP 🛑 Mandatory wallpaper check! (Please note: My teenager's face is not really that blurry—unless he got into the 'shine again... 🤔)

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Today I leaned: Gear oil smells so bad because of all the sulfur-based additives.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

No editor will float me any money, and it looks like this book’s never getting off the ground. Guess you’ll remain a mystery, anti-gravity.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Cop: “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg sighs. “Not anymore. But at least now I know where I'm at."

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

The secret to keeping your enemies list short? Regular maintenance— cross off one name before adding another.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I'm watching The Dead Zone (first time watching) and noticed something you don't see too often: Something was more expensive 20 years ago than it is today.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

“You stubborn piece of shit…” —Me, post-flush, staring at the toilet bowl.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Good morning, Bluesky. I hope everyone gets the Saturday that they deserve.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Looking like this getup is no longer saddled to just weddings & funerals

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

If you see this, post a pic of you in glasses

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

I was low key bummed that I was going to hand out candy without a costume this year. @violetisdelicious.bsky.social said my hair looked like Jesse Custer's. It reminded me that, while I technically use this getup for official reasons, I do have a costume on standby.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

"Try this combination of drugs. It works for me" Well, since I flat told you 1 of the 2 pills you're recommending is the only medication that ever affected me—and that experience was terrible—I'm thinking "no." I'm also pretty sure that I have different physiology than a 5'2" woman 😱

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

I had to hang yet another urinal divider that was ripped from the wall. This has happened enough times over the last decade that I decided to make a pictogram for it. Consider this a Public Service Announcement:

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

You matter. Until someone multiplies your mass by the speed of light squared— Then you energy.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

I figured out how to use an app to gain remote access to my NAS at home, removing dependence on Google or OneDrive cloud services. Win. In doing so, I realized that I have files older than my 16 year old. Win rescinded.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

It's gotta be Hump Day if work's giving it to me this hard & dry

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Not all problems require the same solution. There's more than one way for the canary to skin a smiling cat.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Worried you’re broken? You’re supposed to be. Life’s a mosaic— the art is in what you build from the pieces.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Worried you’re broken? You’re supposed to be. Life’s a mosaic— the art is in what you build from the pieces.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Not all problems require the same solution. There's more than one way for the canary to skin a smiling cat.

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Let's change today to National Columbo Day and tell future generations Columbus Day was just a typo.

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a man in a suit and tie is pointing up

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is pointing up

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Patrick @thebrazenbeard.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

"I'm sweating uncontrollably." Which one of you MF is out there controlling how much your body sweats? I have questions.

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