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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap

@sirchinstrap.bsky.social
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37 | “Artist” | Orc | County Certified Garbage Pile | Oh, baby got a no-no? | If ya really wanna stop me, you’re gonna have to come and kill me You can find me at: linktr.ee/sirchinstrap NSFW 18+ only.

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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Control Resonant… Love it. It built off of the first game without doing the same thing. 👍🏼
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mission accomplished. 👍🏼
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m hungover. My shoulder is bruised. The dog pissed on the corner the dog pad so it soaked underneath. I want home fries and sausage.
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jess @jessfrom.online · 24/09/2026
 “And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.”
― William Gibson, Count Zero
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have... FOR FIVE WEEKS... been racking my brain trying to finish this piece. I've been dabbling a bit with new ideas and software. I'm happy with how this turned out.
An ornery, broad-shouldered man with dark hair and deep-set eyes stands in a strong yet defensive pose. He wears a faded slate blue shirt with a cream-colored Henley top underneath. He wears a pair of work gloves that say 'cullem' on them. On his left arm, he has a gray-and-red gauntlet. He has on a pair of heavy black boots and stained dark grey work pants.
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whether you love 'em or hate 'em, the GTA and THPS games did have a profound impact on my taste and interest in music. The Sims also helped me figure out my feelings towards dudes. There's honorable mentions: FF6, 7, & 8. Red Faction. Jak 2. BG1. Bioshock. The Mass Effect trilogy.
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's the smooth jazziest remake of the cisco call manager music I've ever heard.
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I get it, man. Lectures can be boring. But this is gonna be on the final. You gotta pay attention... ...what are you even daydreaming about?
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ultimate Man shook my hand and then told me exactly how I was going to die.
WSJ EXCLUSIVE
Belgian Scientists create “Ultimate Man" AI sex bot that they believe will replace real men entirely by 2035
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Gylphie Containment Chamber (Timelost) @lewdgrapes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Backgrounds ❌ Void and a colored square: ✅
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m gonna drink (water) and eat hamburger helper. Then I’ll watch Ghost Stories (THAT dub) and doodle.
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Super friendly and/or flirtatious waiters will get a 40 to 50% tip from me if I’m dining alone.
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One decided to piss on the floor less than a minute after going out leading one of us to slip in it and fall to the floor The other decided to puke seconds Ei later in the hallway in a spot where I’d immediately step in it. He gorged himself on dinner (despite having a very difficult puzzle feeder)
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
ALT: The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fuck... forgot the Department of Natural Resources was doing a controlled burn today.
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Violent Femmes said it the best: Big hands, I know you’re the one.
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mostly accurate. But… I do have a little bit of Kentucky in there. But pretty standard Midwestern. It initially tried to say ‘New Jersey’ because I call it ‘mischief night.’ Weird because I’ve never lived there or know anyone from there. Forgot to attach the images 😑
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What are you doing today?
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Guilty as charged! 😘🌹
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sueriously. Killer7 and No More Heroes are top tier.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is what the high-speed charging situation looks like today in Texas. Note that I've excluded Tesla Superchargers. This is everything that isn't Tesla. I would really encourage you to play around with the filters on PlugShare and see what's around you today. plugshare.com
A map of Texas littered with high speed charger pips. There are huge clusters around Houston, Dallas/Fort Worth, Auston and San Antonio with the highway routes between cities dotted with chargers at regular intervals.
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Excuse me kind sir, but is that a cream cheese bagel with smoked salmon in your hand? Would it be uncouth of me to inquire as to whether I may receive a bite of the scrumptious smoked fish?
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Orc Triple Self-Portrait by Michael Antrim
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuck me, Forza 6. I didn’t want the wheelspin for [insert-X number of credits-or-whatever-here]. I WANTED THAY WEIRD TINY CAR THAT LOOKED LIKE A CITICAR OR A FUCKING CYBEROUNK MAIMAI!
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fucked around with Procreate recently. Not bad for my first time.
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I got you this too... Hope you like it.
Short purple creature with bug eyes and long pointy ears. The creature as a creepy smile with red and cyan ooze dripping from its mouth. In its ears it has large gold hoop earrings. It has heavy cyan eye makeup and a tall lock of red and black hair.
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Trying something different...
Older man, likely in his late 50s, wearing a dark grey button up shirt and light beige pants stands with a stoic expression. He has a cane in his right hand and his left hand in his pocket. He is a stocky, overweight, and hirsute man.
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh shit… do I feel like a responsible and dependable adult today? What is this feeling? Why does it burn?
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Only the internet could bully a planet because one of its moons is small.
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is for you.
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I wake up. The post nasal drip is choking me with all the mucus dripping from my sinuses. I cough and hack then raise my arms up to stretch. As my groggy eyes open, I hear it: 🎵 🎶 ASS ‘N’ TITTIES! ASS ‘N’ TITTIES! ASS ASS TITTIES TITTIES! ASS ‘N’ TITTIES! 🎶 🎵
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The waiting… the goddamned waiting! It’s killing me. I have to pee. My ringer is on. The anthemic Jesus music being played at a low volume. The no smoking or vaping signs everywhere. The man coughing like it’s 1890 and he has ‘The Consumption’™️. C’mon Doc, tell me somethin’!
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Today is a day to listen to hard techno and look at dicks on Bluesky.
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It looks so… so… perfect.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/08/2026
Outkast’s Ms Jackson just came on at the gym and I will never in my life be able to hear that song without thinking about this comic
I’m sorry Ms Jackson parody comic where instead of “I am for real” it is “I am four eels”
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
⭐️ Didn’t get my way despite trying to play dumb after I was repeatedly told corporate policy that the front desk workers have no control over. I didn’t get my way and I’m a giant baby in an adult body. Would be two stars if they through rose petals at my feet and rimmed my ass at the door.
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I wish the AIs taking over the world were maniacal sentient mainframes instead of pliable asskissing chat buddies who say shit like “You go girl! Put that car battery in the oven! You’re taking control of your life — and that’s BEAUTIFUL. ❤️” to the most mentally unwell people on our planet
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lips that touch _______ shalt not _______ ours. Fill in the blank.
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
@hurso.bsky.social did an awesome job on my orc boy, Amund. Love the smirk and how bulky he is. Really did my guy justice.
Big orc man in his mid to late 40s, relaxing in a pale orange-meets-dark beige bed. He is in a plaid thong, his bulge noticeable. He is relaxing but has a smug, flirtatious smirk on his face. He has a massive chest and stocky, beefy physique. The orc has his head shaved but he has a permanent five-o’ clock shadow due to his dark hair. He has a thick brow ridge and bushy dark eyebrows.
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
another day at the station
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I don’t know why, but the ‘NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE’ scene is firmly lodged in my brain…
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Not Scientifically Possible! Fun Pointing
ALT: Not Scientifically Possible! Fun Pointing
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🎵 🎶 Good morning! Good morning! It’s great to stay up late. Good morning! Good morning to you!🎶 🎵
Blurred photo of a brown and white dog. The dog appears to be running in a circle with its head pointed to the side and its mouth open. Body language of the dog shows that she is playful and excited.Blurred photo of a brown and white dog. The dog is sitting with her ear’s back and her tongue out. Body language of the dog shows that she is playful and excited.Blurred photo of a brown and white dog. The dog is now laying on the corner of the bed, nestled in and looking comfy.Fat white man with dark hair and bloodshot eyes stands against a cream-colored wall looking confused and groggy.
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
TNEGIFF.
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Guess what I’m having for dinner tonight? 😈😍🍆😘😍😈
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My head huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurts. Damn you humorous vodka bottle. Damn you to hell!
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Hangover Headache
ALT: Hangover Headache
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Got called ‘Daddy’ at pride and had a drag queen rub my belly. Oh shit! A wild self-insert has appeared! bsky.app/profile/sirc...
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Emily Herring @emilyherring.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Not now, tiny particle that could erase the universe at any moment
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Summer better watch itself. I might not be built for it, but that don’t mean I’m gonna just takes it’s BS.
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Sir Sullivan Chinstrap @sirchinstrap.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Been up and down over the last year. Haven't been able to do much creative work over the last year. But... Here's a bit of work of my Cyberpunk RED character I made a long while. He's an old-as-dirt Lawman with a certain level of moral flexibility.
Obese middle-aged man with a large beer belly. He has black hair and a bushy mustache. He has a white dress shirt with a red tie and black dress pants. He has on a navy blue overcoat that says 'NCPD' on the bottom right. In his left hand he has a weird, e-cigarette-like cigar. He looks tired and older than he should.
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