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B R A N D O N

@sirbrandonthomas.com
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Pastor turned organizational pot stirrer. Harlem-based. I help organizations grow up without losing their soul. Off the clock: Black art, good cocktails, and watching strangers form alliances on television.

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 16/09/2026
Tis true. 🥄🥄
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 15/09/2026
This is such a random callback… and like a YEAR later!
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 11/07/2026
I’m watching•ish. But I probably won’t be locked in and live skeeting it this go around.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 11/07/2026
I need to actually go back and watch the finale!
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 11/07/2026
I mean, if you handing out paragraphs…
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Give It Now Give It To Me
ALT: Give It Now Give It To Me
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 06/07/2026
Agreed re: Carmy! I was worried that his inner turmoil might return and take over in E7, but they allowed it to be present without becoming the main focal point. Still need to watch the finale, but so far I really appreciate how they are handling the final season.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 06/07/2026
🎵 I'm twisted cuz onesyduhme is tellin' me dateyeneed to move on. Ontheuthasydeye wanna break down an' cry. Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo... 🎵
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 06/07/2026
Confessions still be hitting.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 06/07/2026
They still popping fireworks over here near me. Ion like aht.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 05/07/2026
Me after finishing #TheBear S5 E7:
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Man Crying Emotionally on Couch
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 03/07/2026
MAFS is hard for me… 😬🙃
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 03/07/2026
Three seasons of Canada Traitors?!?! And Erika is (sort of) of S1??? Lemme catch up!!!
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 02/07/2026
Ooop! Not you dragging me at this early hour. Calm down! 😂
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 02/07/2026
And it was! Lol. I’m just tryna figure out where to order one now.
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Jamel Stefàn @stefanartistry.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Is that bad? 😂 sounds pleasant
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 02/07/2026
Same tbh.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 02/07/2026
Lol. I wasn’t mad about it — other than the fact that I’m now craving a funnel cake. I been around, fren! I be lowkey forgetting about this app now that I’m back on instagram. lol.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 02/07/2026
Very that! Lol.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 01/07/2026
Cuz he had gotten us confused
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 01/07/2026
This Uber smells like straight up funnel cake…
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 01/07/2026
No need to worry! I’m yet alive and well. 😃
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 01/07/2026
Wild? Where? Nah, that’s @officialblee.blacksky.app. I’m a calm, demure Brandon.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 01/07/2026
Uhm. Fix it.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 30/06/2026
♥️♥️♥️ 😘😘😘
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 30/06/2026
All is well! Just took a lil social media break. Gotta check out traitors Canada! How you been?
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 25/05/2026
This snake scene almost took me out. #Euphoria
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 25/05/2026
Not Coleman playin hetero! Lmao. #Euphoria
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 25/05/2026
Phaedra… girl, what the hell? #RHOA
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
I’m sure there’ll be a few “old people” once the season premieres.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Lolol.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Holy shit! That preview for #Survivor51 was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!!! #TheOpenEra (Edited 11:01 PM)
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!! CIRIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!! Love her so much! #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Our queen! She did a damn good job. After Cirie and Tiff left, she was my preferred winner!
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Very this!
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Cirie BETTER get the 100K from Sia!!! #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
He made a compelling case but I also feel like he had A LOT of wind in his sails from the jury members who used their time to actively campaign on his behalf.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
He didn’t sway me! Not for one second. Lol. I was team Aubry til the end.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Yay!!! Congrats, Aubry!!! You deserved it, tbh. #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Everything I said about Joe this season stands. Also… That man is fine AF. #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Watching Joe slowly come to the realization that he’s (likely) coming in third and has no chance of winning the two million is kind of sad. . . #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Dee better keep this jury in order! Get ‘em together, girl! #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
A “Joe•tation” is WILD! Not Cirie gagging Joe at this final tribal. Lol. #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Not the jury campaigning for their preferred players! Ask a question! Let these folks defend themselves. #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Not Jeff spoiling the result of the fire making challenge. #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Rizo’s crying confessionals are… oof. #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Now rooting for Aubry to win it all! #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
I’m still behind on the steam so idk the final three yet. But Aubry is my choice to win if she makes it to final three.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Okay. I’m behind the stream. When he won that final immunity, I was nervous. I want Tiff to win so bad. 😭
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
So Jonathan bout to win? #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Damnit! I wanted Tiff to win so friggin bad. Ugh! #Survivor
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