B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 06/07/2026🎵 I'm twisted cuz onesyduhme is tellin' me dateyeneed to move on. Ontheuthasydeye wanna break down an' cry. Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo... 🎵 130
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 05/07/2026Me after finishing #TheBear S5 E7:static.klipy.comMan Crying Emotionally on CouchALT: Man Crying Emotionally on Couch 220
Reposted by B R A N D O NJamel Stefàn @stefanartistry.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Is that bad? 😂 sounds pleasant 121
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026Holy shit! That preview for #Survivor51 was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!!! #TheOpenEra (Edited 11:01 PM) 110
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!! CIRIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!! Love her so much! #Survivor 040
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026Our queen! She did a damn good job. After Cirie and Tiff left, she was my preferred winner! 040
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026Yay!!! Congrats, Aubry!!! You deserved it, tbh. #Survivor 130
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026Everything I said about Joe this season stands. Also… That man is fine AF. #Survivor 130
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026Watching Joe slowly come to the realization that he’s (likely) coming in third and has no chance of winning the two million is kind of sad. . . #Survivor 270
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026Dee better keep this jury in order! Get ‘em together, girl! #Survivor 0120
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026A “Joe•tation” is WILD! Not Cirie gagging Joe at this final tribal. Lol. #Survivor 040
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026Not the jury campaigning for their preferred players! Ask a question! Let these folks defend themselves. #Survivor 031
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026Not Jeff spoiling the result of the fire making challenge. #Survivor 110
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026Damnit! I wanted Tiff to win so friggin bad. Ugh! #Survivor 030
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026Oh, so now Joe wants to understand the mechanics of the game? Girl, BYE! #Survivor 040
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026Tiffany is LIVID! And I’m here for it. Lol. #Survivor 010
Reposted by B R A N D O NGenie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 18/05/2026K Michelle seems like the type to ask you what you said about her mama if you use a "big word" 182
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 18/05/2026Me watching #RHOA tryna figure out what the hell K Michelle talmbout:static.klipy.comMeonly: Confused Math Lady MemeALT: Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme 3494
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 14/05/2026DAMN!!! DAMN!!! DAMN!!! 😭😭😭 #Survivorstatic.klipy.comFlorida Evans' Iconic 'Damn! Damn! Damn!'ALT: Florida Evans' Iconic 'Damn! Damn! Damn!' 270
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 14/05/2026I know I’m behind the live stream. But they better NOT vote Cirie out tonight! #Survivor 020
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 14/05/2026Yes, Tiffany!!! You better win your third immunity idol!!! #Survivor 020
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 14/05/2026Chile, I hope Tiffany’s hyper focus doesn’t come back to bite her in the ass! #Survivor 020
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 07/05/2026I am so glad Ozzy gave Cirie that extra vote because it came in CLUTCH tonight. Had my girl been voted out, I woulda been ANGRY! Lol. #Survivor 260
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 07/05/2026Ozzy… WHAT ARE YOU DOING, bro??? Why THE HELL are you telling Aubry your ENTIRE game? What the actual fuck??? #Survivor 050
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 07/05/2026Jonathan’s advantage is WILD. I genuinely don’t think we’ve ever seen one player have this much control over a vote in all 50 seasons. That man is the first official mayor of #Survivor. 010
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 07/05/2026Baby, production was in its BAG this season. ATP, it’s impossible to tell who’s getting the winner edit because everybody is PLAYING!!! The scheming, the conniving, the jury management, the advantage play, folks lying with conviction. I. LOVE. IT. #Survivor 010
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 07/05/2026I always get nervous when there’s a big twist… and Cirie + Tiffany on the same tribe split!?!?! 😩😩😩 #Survivor 010
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 07/05/2026This edit with Cirie dragging Joe’s whole “honor and integrity” gameplay philosophy is everything! Baby, Cirie is me and I am SHE. THIS IS #SURVIVOR, not student council elections. The self-righteous “I play straightforward” routine is DUMB. Lie! Scheme! Betray your alliance! PLAY. THE. GAME. 160
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 06/05/2026My mama is too real. She gone say, “BRAN•DUHN… you tryna send me flowers for Mother’s Day? Yeah… Don’t do that. Just gimme the money for the flowers. I can make that money last longer.” Ma’am… this is not that. But she right. #MothersDay 260
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 06/05/2026First, it was Kima Greggs (aka Amanda Wagner, aka Sonja Sohn) and now Jake Ballard (aka Scott Foley!?!?! Chile, the writers room chose violence… and I’m to’e up from the flo’ up! #WillTrentstatic.klipy.comMan Crying Emotionally on CouchALT: Man Crying Emotionally on Couch 160
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 06/05/2026Not Jake Ballard (aka, Scott Foley)!!! JESUS!!! 😭😭😭 #WillTrent 120
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 05/05/2026I feel so sorry for everyone who entered the Met Gala after Beyoncé, Jay Z, and Blue Ivy. 1151
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 05/05/2026Aw, loved Joshua Henry’s lil’ opening number for #TheMetGala! Especially because I’ll get to see him live tomorrow night in #Ragtime! 020
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 05/05/2026Got back on Instagram and it seems like it immediately recommended every single Black gay man from BlueSky. Like every time I log in, Issanother•one•uh•y’all! Lmao. Anyway, holla atcha boi on the gram: www.instagram.com/sirbrandonth...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 360
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 04/05/2026Oh THAT brawl between Angela and Pinky is going down in housewives history. Angela won imho. But Pinky held her own! #RHOA 2120
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 01/05/2026Any of my ATL folks got a Dekalb Water Management connect? Need a favor ASAP! If you know someone, DM me, please. 032
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 01/05/2026🎶Sharp! Who gone tell you to stop? And if they tryna humble you, you know they the opps!🎶 *hits the four corners like my mama’nem* @durandbernarr.bsky.social done did it again, saints! 🕺🏾music.apple.comSHARP! by Durand Bernarr on Apple Music 030
B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 30/04/2026The ancestors told me to remind you: ginger ale is a cure-all. Be blessed! 😘 2216