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@sirbrandonthomas.com
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Pastor turned organizational pot stirrer. Harlem-based. I help organizations grow up without losing their soul. Off the clock: Black art, good cocktails, and watching strangers form alliances on television.

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 06/07/2026
🎵 I'm twisted cuz onesyduhme is tellin' me dateyeneed to move on. Ontheuthasydeye wanna break down an' cry. Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo... 🎵
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 06/07/2026
Confessions still be hitting.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 05/07/2026
Me after finishing #TheBear S5 E7:
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Man Crying Emotionally on Couch
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Jamel Stefàn @stefanartistry.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Is that bad? 😂 sounds pleasant
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 01/07/2026
This Uber smells like straight up funnel cake…
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 25/05/2026
This snake scene almost took me out. #Euphoria
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 25/05/2026
Not Coleman playin hetero! Lmao. #Euphoria
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 25/05/2026
Phaedra… girl, what the hell? #RHOA
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Holy shit! That preview for #Survivor51 was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!!! #TheOpenEra (Edited 11:01 PM)
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!! CIRIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!! Love her so much! #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Our queen! She did a damn good job. After Cirie and Tiff left, she was my preferred winner!
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Cirie BETTER get the 100K from Sia!!! #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Yay!!! Congrats, Aubry!!! You deserved it, tbh. #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Everything I said about Joe this season stands. Also… That man is fine AF. #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Watching Joe slowly come to the realization that he’s (likely) coming in third and has no chance of winning the two million is kind of sad. . . #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Dee better keep this jury in order! Get ‘em together, girl! #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
A “Joe•tation” is WILD! Not Cirie gagging Joe at this final tribal. Lol. #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Not the jury campaigning for their preferred players! Ask a question! Let these folks defend themselves. #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Not Jeff spoiling the result of the fire making challenge. #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Rizo’s crying confessionals are… oof. #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Now rooting for Aubry to win it all! #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
So Jonathan bout to win? #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Damnit! I wanted Tiff to win so friggin bad. Ugh! #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
This was a great moment for Cirie! #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Oh, so now Joe wants to understand the mechanics of the game? Girl, BYE! #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 21/05/2026
Tiffany is LIVID! And I’m here for it. Lol. #Survivor
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 18/05/2026
K Michelle seems like the type to ask you what you said about her mama if you use a "big word"
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 18/05/2026
Me watching #RHOA tryna figure out what the hell K Michelle talmbout:
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Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 14/05/2026
DAMN!!! DAMN!!! DAMN!!! 😭😭😭 #Survivor
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Florida Evans' Iconic 'Damn! Damn! Damn!'
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 14/05/2026
I know I’m behind the live stream. But they better NOT vote Cirie out tonight! #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 14/05/2026
Yes, Tiffany!!! You better win your third immunity idol!!! #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 14/05/2026
Chile, I hope Tiffany’s hyper focus doesn’t come back to bite her in the ass! #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 14/05/2026
Tiffany came to PLAY this season! #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 07/05/2026
I am so glad Ozzy gave Cirie that extra vote because it came in CLUTCH tonight. Had my girl been voted out, I woulda been ANGRY! Lol. #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 07/05/2026
Ozzy… WHAT ARE YOU DOING, bro??? Why THE HELL are you telling Aubry your ENTIRE game? What the actual fuck??? #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 07/05/2026
Jonathan’s advantage is WILD. I genuinely don’t think we’ve ever seen one player have this much control over a vote in all 50 seasons. That man is the first official mayor of #Survivor.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 07/05/2026
Baby, production was in its BAG this season. ATP, it’s impossible to tell who’s getting the winner edit because everybody is PLAYING!!! The scheming, the conniving, the jury management, the advantage play, folks lying with conviction. I. LOVE. IT. #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 07/05/2026
I always get nervous when there’s a big twist… and Cirie + Tiffany on the same tribe split!?!?! 😩😩😩 #Survivor
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 07/05/2026
This edit with Cirie dragging Joe’s whole “honor and integrity” gameplay philosophy is everything! Baby, Cirie is me and I am SHE. THIS IS #SURVIVOR, not student council elections. The self-righteous “I play straightforward” routine is DUMB. Lie! Scheme! Betray your alliance! PLAY. THE. GAME.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 06/05/2026
My mama is too real. She gone say, “BRAN•DUHN… you tryna send me flowers for Mother’s Day? Yeah… Don’t do that. Just gimme the money for the flowers. I can make that money last longer.” Ma’am… this is not that. But she right. #MothersDay
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 06/05/2026
They got me *crine* so bad! 😭😭😭 #WillTrent
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 06/05/2026
First, it was Kima Greggs (aka Amanda Wagner, aka Sonja Sohn) and now Jake Ballard (aka Scott Foley!?!?! Chile, the writers room chose violence… and I’m to’e up from the flo’ up! #WillTrent
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 06/05/2026
Not Jake Ballard (aka, Scott Foley)!!! JESUS!!! 😭😭😭 #WillTrent
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 05/05/2026
I feel so sorry for everyone who entered the Met Gala after Beyoncé, Jay Z, and Blue Ivy.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 05/05/2026
Aw, loved Joshua Henry’s lil’ opening number for #TheMetGala! Especially because I’ll get to see him live tomorrow night in #Ragtime!
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 05/05/2026
Got back on Instagram and it seems like it immediately recommended every single Black gay man from BlueSky. Like every time I log in, Issanother•one•uh•y’all! Lmao. Anyway, holla atcha boi on the gram: www.instagram.com/sirbrandonth...
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 04/05/2026
Oh THAT brawl between Angela and Pinky is going down in housewives history. Angela won imho. But Pinky held her own! #RHOA
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 01/05/2026
Any of my ATL folks got a Dekalb Water Management connect? Need a favor ASAP! If you know someone, DM me, please.
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 01/05/2026
🎶Sharp! Who gone tell you to stop? And if they tryna humble you, you know they the opps!🎶 *hits the four corners like my mama’nem* @durandbernarr.bsky.social done did it again, saints! 🕺🏾
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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 30/04/2026
The ancestors told me to remind you: ginger ale is a cure-all. Be blessed! 😘
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