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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 29/04/2026

Okay, Horse Lady… it’s time. Been time.

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 20/04/2026

Phaedra’s confessionals make her worth it for me. That lady is hilarious.

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 19/04/2026

I ain’t gone hold y’all, but Kim kinda nibbled a bit with this one, I fear! MY NAME IS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO DRAG!!!

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 19/04/2026

Welp… that didn’t age well. 🥴

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 13/04/2026

#RHOA Porsha when Kelli dares to call her “Horsesha” to her face:

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 06/04/2026

Pinky Cole husband tho… Heyyyyyyy, Derrick!!! 👋🏾 #RHOA

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 13/03/2026

Happy birthday to an old rich bitch, chile! I Amazon Primed you some Bengay, twin! Cheers! 🥂 @un-conquered.bsky.social

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 04/03/2026

You not gone disrespect pot pie like this.

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 02/03/2026

*Eaton* good with Wennie Jean! THIS IS DINNUH! DON’T IT LOOK GOOD?

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 25/02/2026

Things I Didn’t Know I Needed Until I Needed Them: More Milan YouTube Content from Megan Thee Stallion. I love this lady. Real bad. #MeganTakesMilan #Olympics #Milan2026

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 20/02/2026

Honestly, I’m here for it. And I hope he’s getting a share of the sales. Run and tell THAT, homeboy!

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 19/02/2026

🎶People can mean and say some pretty awful things; they’ll make you question your sensitive heart. But please don’t let them change you… Don’t let them rearrange you…🎶

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 17/02/2026

And THIS is MY kinda carrying on! If you haven’t seen Jill Scott’s Tiny Desk concert yet, what are you waiting for?!?!? She slayed the entire thing!!!

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 17/02/2026

Now why am I in it? And why you talmbout @wkyle73.bsky.social like this?

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 16/02/2026

I need to speak to Ms. Knowles IMMEDIATELY! Stop it with the Easter eggs and give us Act III!!!

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 13/02/2026

Friends tell me I move through life like an upper class, middle aged white woman. I wholeheartedly reject the notion. However (comma) the way I *deeply* resonate with early dinner discourse may not be helping my case. I literally have a 5pm dinner reservation on the calendar for tonight. 😭

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 12/02/2026

Sounds lovely! See you then! 😘

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 10/02/2026

😭😭😭 I actually felt a lil bad for eavesdropping. But this man just kept it going. Me in the backseat:

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 02/02/2026

Even tho @yeah-him.bsky.social tried to steal my thunder, Imma still post it. Lmao.

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 01/02/2026

Will the real Linda Rose Jones please stand up? Happy Sunday SkyLine!

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 30/01/2026

Recap of this Morning’s 30 Min Magic Mike Live Ride with Tunde Me after 20 mins of No Magic Mike: “Man they bullshitting. Where the men at???” Me @ Min 21: “Oh…” 🤓 Apple Watch @ Min 25: “Are you done with your workout?” #Peloton #PelotonSky

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 29/01/2026

The person in the orange shirt said:

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 26/01/2026

This was literally me when they opened that door:

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B R A N D O N @sirbrandonthomas.com · 25/01/2026

When I saw Phylicia Rashad was on progRUM for the Richard Smallwood *fune*, I just KNEW she was gonna hit us with a cute lil reprise of this gem:

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