Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 12hI am the devil on your shoulder. I will encourage you to have that last slice of cake or start an OnlyFans. 140
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 18hI am morbidly curious, emphasis on morbid, to find out how many views Worlds Collide gets tonight vs. initial expectations. 🤼 010
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Anyone else, after getting new glasses have to switch back to the old ones at the end of the day? 240
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A modest proposal for AEW. Consider seasons. Every year, after All In, shut down production for 13 weeks. Give the wrestlers a chance to heal, and the writers a chance to write and refine. I don't recall where I saw this idea first, but given recent events, I think it's a good one. 🤼 130
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Explain a video game plot badly: You get lost in a book. 120
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Current mood. I could really go for some intense sex, an assortment of chemicals, and self-destruction. 070
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026On early-fall mornings, I like to watch the natural light shift though the neighbor's tree. 040
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Note for future fiction "Are you a boy or a girl?" I am an experience. "But what's in your pants?" Two hundred and seventy... hup three dollars in tips and your dad's phone number. 011
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Be your shelter in the pouring rain Eat your asshole till you go insane Pound your prostate into your brain To make you feel my love 060
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm a simple man. It doesn't take much to make me happy. Receiving my body weight (About 130kg) in $100 bills would make me pleased as punch. 130
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling to bring you this. music.youtube.com/watch?v=6FJa...music.youtube.comTeddy Swims - Make You Feel My Love (Cover)YouTube video by Teddy Swims 110
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I am not slut shaming. I am offering constructive feedback so your next session is even better. 030
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026To all indie RPG developers out there. Consider ripping off Final Fantasy X-2's Stance Dance Revolution battle system. 020
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"Wow, your greyhound has an immaculate coat. What's your secret?" "Pavlov's Dog Conditioner." 020
Reposted by Sir ArcaneMaxFunHQ @maximumfun.org · 14/09/2026nobody writes about topic like Maximum Fun 2442
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Not sure how I feel about the fact that for the past 30 years I've been the guy to call when someone needs a ride to the hospital, or from jail. Lets go with complicated for now. 060
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Does anyone else remember when Double Scorpio did a batch of Pumpkin Spice Latte ones? 020
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 04/09/20263705th place in queue for the new season of #PathofExile2 010
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Today is World Sexual Health Day. Get tested, know your status, ask your doctor if PrEP, Doxy-PEP and the HPV vaccine are right for you. 0116
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Random thought of the day. Competitive professional wrestling. However, it's a team sport and is judged like gymnastics. 030
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 03/09/2026One thing I like about #AEW the wrestlers, in kayfabe, respect each other. 010
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Shopping list: Kielbasa, granny-smith apples, large white onion, cider vinegar, perogi, frozen veg mix. 040
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 29/08/2026"Is that who I think it is?" The Kid asked. "No, it's Mary Queen of Scots." The Kid leaned back to get a better look at him. "Holy cow, it is him. What's he doing here?" "He's playing pinball-" "You stupid fucking machine!" "poorly." Harvey, he likes my 'pickle.' #QueerWriters 162
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My words just sound better when read aloud by @witneyseibold.bsky.social 020
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 27/08/2026So nice having friends who, when you say, "I had a sex dream about you last night," their response is, "I want the details." 0111
Reposted by Sir ArcaneKategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬 @kategodart.northsky.social · 26/08/2026we have thousands of potential dolly partons and tim curries already walking amongst us. most of them are begging for rent money or getting crushed at a shitty job 1968153035
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Reminder that international markets are the best places to go for spices. For example. Bottle of bay leaves at my local Kroger $5/bottle works out to about $36/oz. American International Bulk Food. 1.5oz box of bay leaves for $3.50 140
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Writing check-in. Current word count: 4,222. Prologue and first chapter locked for this round. Two chapters to be rewritten. Notes for 9 more. Question for other #QueerWriters. What do you write in? I'm currently using Sublime Text. Low distraction, but no spell check or word count. 260
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Picked up an old story that I had lost motivation on and began revising it. 060
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Did something break on bsky's back end? I sign in and ALL my notifications are unread, going back to when I joined the site. 120
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Always nice to see some random jobbers get some TV time. 🤼 030
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026#AEWDynamite hit the production truck with a stick. 010
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026AEW has several very attractive wrestlers. That's all. 0230
Reposted by Sir ArcaneJoeMyGod @joemygod.bsky.social · 16/08/2026joemygod.comJMG Short Story: Ricky Loved Madonna - Joe.My.God.Gentle readers, today is Madonna’s 68th birthday. Below is a short story that first appeared on JMG on this day in 2006, a date which, as you’ll see, plays a role in the story. Ricky Loved Madonna Twe... 3195
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Note for future fiction: "You okay Bob? You don't look so hot." "No, I'm not okay, it feels like Ann Coulter is tap dancing on my chest." "You mean Ann Miller." "Miller would have better rhythm. Now would you be a peach and CALL 911!!!" 030
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Today is National Lighthouse Day. So tell someone you're close to how much you like their lobster. 050
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Explain a video game plot badly: After finding a recording of her dead boyfriend playing the organ. Our protagonist starts a J-Pop group with her cousin and the cousin's lesbian lover. This, indirectly, leads to the creation of a power company and the stabbing of a florist. 020
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Trend that needs to end: "amusing" insurance mascots. 030
Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 06/08/2026AEW heels are so good at getting quick (cheap) heat. 🤼 030