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Sir Arcane

@sirarcane.bsky.social
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Queer as in fuck you. Kinky as an old garden hose. Reader of JoeMyGod, Predicator. Lansing MI based. 🌈 #leather #bear #fister #HornyOnMain

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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 12h
I am the devil on your shoulder. I will encourage you to have that last slice of cake or start an OnlyFans.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 18h
I am morbidly curious, emphasis on morbid, to find out how many views Worlds Collide gets tonight vs. initial expectations. 🤼
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone else, after getting new glasses have to switch back to the old ones at the end of the day?
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A modest proposal for AEW. Consider seasons. Every year, after All In, shut down production for 13 weeks. Give the wrestlers a chance to heal, and the writers a chance to write and refine. I don't recall where I saw this idea first, but given recent events, I think it's a good one. 🤼
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Explain a video game plot badly: You get lost in a book.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Current mood. I could really go for some intense sex, an assortment of chemicals, and self-destruction.
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Dwüdad69 @dwudad69.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
:)))));/-
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On early-fall mornings, I like to watch the natural light shift though the neighbor's tree.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Note for future fiction "Are you a boy or a girl?" I am an experience. "But what's in your pants?" Two hundred and seventy... hup three dollars in tips and your dad's phone number.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Be your shelter in the pouring rain Eat your asshole till you go insane Pound your prostate into your brain To make you feel my love
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm a simple man. It doesn't take much to make me happy. Receiving my body weight (About 130kg) in $100 bills would make me pleased as punch.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling to bring you this. music.youtube.com/watch?v=6FJa...
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Teddy Swims - Make You Feel My Love (Cover)
YouTube video by Teddy Swims
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am not slut shaming. I am offering constructive feedback so your next session is even better.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
To all indie RPG developers out there. Consider ripping off Final Fantasy X-2's Stance Dance Revolution battle system.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Wow, your greyhound has an immaculate coat. What's your secret?" "Pavlov's Dog Conditioner."
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MaxFunHQ @maximumfun.org · 14/09/2026
nobody writes about topic like Maximum Fun
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not sure how I feel about the fact that for the past 30 years I've been the guy to call when someone needs a ride to the hospital, or from jail. Lets go with complicated for now.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Does anyone else remember when Double Scorpio did a batch of Pumpkin Spice Latte ones?
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
3705th place in queue for the new season of #PathofExile2
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today is World Sexual Health Day. Get tested, know your status, ask your doctor if PrEP, Doxy-PEP and the HPV vaccine are right for you.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Random thought of the day. Competitive professional wrestling. However, it's a team sport and is judged like gymnastics.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So Willow is Mercedes's make up artist? 🤼
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
One thing I like about #AEW the wrestlers, in kayfabe, respect each other.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Shopping list: Kielbasa, granny-smith apples, large white onion, cider vinegar, perogi, frozen veg mix.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Everybody wants to take a ride with Brody King 🤼
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Is that who I think it is?" The Kid asked. "No, it's Mary Queen of Scots." The Kid leaned back to get a better look at him. "Holy cow, it is him. What's he doing here?" "He's playing pinball-" "You stupid fucking machine!" "poorly." Harvey, he likes my 'pickle.' #QueerWriters
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My words just sound better when read aloud by @witneyseibold.bsky.social
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So nice having friends who, when you say, "I had a sex dream about you last night," their response is, "I want the details."
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Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬 @kategodart.northsky.social · 26/08/2026
we have thousands of potential dolly partons and tim curries already walking amongst us. most of them are begging for rent money or getting crushed at a shitty job
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Has anyone checked on Frank Welker?
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Reminder that international markets are the best places to go for spices. For example. Bottle of bay leaves at my local Kroger $5/bottle works out to about $36/oz. American International Bulk Food. 1.5oz box of bay leaves for $3.50
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lyndsay @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger. The B-53's
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Writing check-in. Current word count: 4,222. Prologue and first chapter locked for this round. Two chapters to be rewritten. Notes for 9 more. Question for other #QueerWriters. What do you write in? I'm currently using Sublime Text. Low distraction, but no spell check or word count.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Picked up an old story that I had lost motivation on and began revising it.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Did something break on bsky's back end? I sign in and ALL my notifications are unread, going back to when I joined the site.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Always nice to see some random jobbers get some TV time. 🤼
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#AEWDynamite hit the production truck with a stick.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#AEW audio glitch out for anyone else?
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Cyndi Lauper, She's So Unusual
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
AEW has several very attractive wrestlers. That's all.
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JoeMyGod @joemygod.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
joemygod.com
JMG Short Story: Ricky Loved Madonna - Joe.My.God.
Gentle readers, today is Madonna’s 68th birthday. Below is a short story that first appeared on JMG on this day in 2006, a date which, as you’ll see, plays a role in the story. Ricky Loved Madonna Twe...
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I RPN ❤️
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
💪👷‍♂️💰🤵
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Note for future fiction: "You okay Bob? You don't look so hot." "No, I'm not okay, it feels like Ann Coulter is tap dancing on my chest." "You mean Ann Miller." "Miller would have better rhythm. Now would you be a peach and CALL 911!!!"
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Today is National Lighthouse Day. So tell someone you're close to how much you like their lobster.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Explain a video game plot badly: After finding a recording of her dead boyfriend playing the organ. Our protagonist starts a J-Pop group with her cousin and the cousin's lesbian lover. This, indirectly, leads to the creation of a power company and the stabbing of a florist.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Trend that needs to end: "amusing" insurance mascots.
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
threads post with the poster's name sadly removed with the text: "You asked ai. Gross.I asked my neurodivergent friends online, and they are more accurate and use way less water. Mostly because they forget to drink it."
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
AEW heels are so good at getting quick (cheap) heat. 🤼
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