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Sir Arcane

@sirarcane.bsky.social
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Queer as in fuck you. Kinky as an old garden hose. Reader of JoeMyGod, Predicator. Lansing MI based. 🌈 #leather #bear #fister #HornyOnMain

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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 11h
#BannedBooks What sphinx of cement and aluminum bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination? Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! ashcans and unobtainable dollars! Children screaming under the stairways! Boys sobbing in armies! Old men weeping in the parks! -Howl Allen Ginsberg
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 14h
Hot take. If more men blew each other rather than played golf, the world would be a better place.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They will have an under/over on how many minutes from trigger pull to declared dead. Currently at 47.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Felt fat, might fuck later.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just saw the trailer for Crossed. I read the comics years ago. I have 3 questions. Why? HOW? and Seriously, why? I won't be seeing it. Tho I have to admit, I'll be interested to hear the @criticacclaim.bsky.social review.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
To pay less in taxes.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Advice I was recently reminded of and want to share with other #QueerWriters. There's no rule that says you have to write a story in the order it will be read. Have a scene, character beat, or witty dialogue? Get it on paper and out of your head. Things tend to get lost in there.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oink
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mildly nervous. Purchased checks for the non-profit I'm the treasurer of. Paid myself back for the checks, using one of those checks. Deposit fully processed, not seeing a matching withdrawal yet. Tho it has been only 2 days.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dear LBWL, Please find a way to fix everything that's even partially wrong at the sub stations near Benjamin Davis park. K thx bai
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today's mood is that it's a good day to keep my hips and shoulders precisely aligned. Ow.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, I never suggest these things. People ask me "Should I X?" I say yes and often give risk mitigation strategies.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am the devil on your shoulder. I will encourage you to have that last slice of cake or start an OnlyFans.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, you are hot: hairy, short, smart, funny, and big hand(s). My word it is practically the size of your head. 😁
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Because DJT has always given 1/16th of a rat's ass as to what's legal.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter."
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am morbidly curious, emphasis on morbid, to find out how many views Worlds Collide gets tonight vs. initial expectations. 🤼
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
maybe if I order them now, they will arrive in Michigan by Christmas.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
and all of those messages came in within 30 seconds of each other.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone else, after getting new glasses have to switch back to the old ones at the end of the day?
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Contracts can be renegotiated, times change. And apply references to classic English literature are forgotten.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A modest proposal for AEW. Consider seasons. Every year, after All In, shut down production for 13 weeks. Give the wrestlers a chance to heal, and the writers a chance to write and refine. I don't recall where I saw this idea first, but given recent events, I think it's a good one. 🤼
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Explain a video game plot badly: You get lost in a book.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Current mood. I could really go for some intense sex, an assortment of chemicals, and self-destruction.
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Dwüdad69 🔜 PAWcon @dwudad69.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
:)))));/-
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember, despite the image below, fisting is not a competition.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"If you're playing chess, and your opponent starts stabbing you with a rook..."
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looking swell.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On early-fall mornings, I like to watch the natural light shift though the neighbor's tree.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who is Hasan Piker and what office is he running for? <JOKE>
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Note for future fiction "Are you a boy or a girl?" I am an experience. "But what's in your pants?" Two hundred and seventy... hup three dollars in tips and your dad's phone number.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Agreed. In fact one of the things that we looked at when purchasing this home was how well we could live in it as we aged. Bedroom and bathroom on the main floor was an absolute requirement. Ugly kitchen cabinets? Paint can fix those.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Be your shelter in the pouring rain Eat your asshole till you go insane Pound your prostate into your brain To make you feel my love
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm a simple man. It doesn't take much to make me happy. Receiving my body weight (About 130kg) in $100 bills would make me pleased as punch.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maintain eye contact, chug cider, establish dominance.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling to bring you this. music.youtube.com/watch?v=6FJa...
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Teddy Swims - Make You Feel My Love (Cover)
YouTube video by Teddy Swims
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am not slut shaming. I am offering constructive feedback so your next session is even better.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
To all indie RPG developers out there. Consider ripping off Final Fantasy X-2's Stance Dance Revolution battle system.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'd tell you in loving detail, but I was raised right, so I never talk with my mouth full.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If they could read, they would be very upset.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just want to say it brings me joy every time I see one of your drawings. Thank you for sharing them with us.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Wow, your greyhound has an immaculate coat. What's your secret?" "Pavlov's Dog Conditioner."
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MaxFunHQ @maximumfun.org · 14/09/2026
nobody writes about topic like Maximum Fun
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not sure how I feel about the fact that for the past 30 years I've been the guy to call when someone needs a ride to the hospital, or from jail. Lets go with complicated for now.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Does anyone else remember when Double Scorpio did a batch of Pumpkin Spice Latte ones?
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
3705th place in queue for the new season of #PathofExile2
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Angel Man's Cute Smile
ALT: Angel Man's Cute Smile
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Coworker: How was your trip to Georgia? Me: Exhausting. I was up to my elbows in assholes the ENTIRE time.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today is World Sexual Health Day. Get tested, know your status, ask your doctor if PrEP, Doxy-PEP and the HPV vaccine are right for you.
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Random thought of the day. Competitive professional wrestling. However, it's a team sport and is judged like gymnastics.
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