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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 8h

I’m sure there’s a lazy Fartify/Shartify/Shitify joke in there somewhere.

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 10h

The Crabs series by Guy N. Smith.

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 13h

Yes, we know they’re comfy, but you still need to wear clothes. bsky.app/profile/fess...

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Make a game out of it, try to fit the bodies together. You could call it Deadtris.

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"May I have a Scotch and soda, please?” “Certainly, sir. Is Woodford Reserve acceptable?”

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That pun was so dreadful I shall have to challenge you to a Dualit.

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The answer’s obvious: clone yourself.

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 07/10/2026

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN, at @thegraystonunity.bsky.social in Halifax on the 19th December. If you missed this cabaret of carnage in Salford over the summer now's your chance! link.dice.fm/j39a9c69421e @philfletcher.bsky.social @spraypopmusic.com @thecubanboys.bsky.social @poundshopboys.bsky.social

THE GRAYSTON UNITY PRESENTS
PARTY, PARTY, PARTY WITH
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with your host & compere Hacker T Dog
and friends!
THE GRAYSTON UNITY
Saturday 19th December 2026
| AT THE GRAYSTON UNITY, 8 HORTON STREET, HALIFAX. DOORS: 8PM | TICKETS: 68 + FUTURE ROOTS LEVY AVAILABLE AT THE BAR OR VIA DICE MEMBERS €7 + FUTURE ROOTS LEVY AVAILABLE AT THE BAR ONLY
Supported using public funding by ARTS COUNCIL ENGLAND
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INDEPENDENT
VENUE WEEK
MVT
Music Venue Trust

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There’s got to be a “pettea theft” joke in there somewhere.

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It would have been more erotic if the cupboard was moving.

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Wait ’til you learn what they use to indicate scale.

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I would like you to do a completely unprepared show tomorrow. Did I do it right?

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Did you encourage your toddler to take an interest in plumbing?

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Shouldn’t that be in the corner of an otherwise empty room in an estate agent’s listing?

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

🎶 High on a hill was Anon Opinion... 🎶

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What has Torquay United done to deserve that?

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"cereal" killer was right there.

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Where did you pluck that opinion from?

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you want to watch some live-action woody, there's plenty of it available.

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It worked in Airport '80: The Concorde.

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Is this your husband's confession? bsky.app/profile/fess...

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Google suggests at least 14 entries (ahem) in this particular canon.

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm capable of finding a sexy man myself.

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

🎶Roll out the spare wheel... 🎶

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You had me at “sticky toffee pudding”.

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I like to gamble. Sometimes I’ll go to bed without a wee, and see if I make it to morning.

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Overheard at the restaurant: “It turns out he’s Catholic! I thought they were all Christian!” “Catholic *is* Christian, dear.”

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The OP is correct. It's long past time for a return of It's a Royal Knockout: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gra...

en.wikipedia.org

The Grand Knockout Tournament - Wikipedia

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

But it has a knob on the end.

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You sure about that? bsky.app/profile/math...

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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

That wasn't very smart of you.

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